Found a private beach in the middle of the forest.🙂 Would you relax here?

[Charliefretz329]

Paradise

[ArtemisSilver]

You find a picturesque beach located peculiarly in the midst of dense forest.

A cool breeze carries with it the smell of fresh cinnamon rolls and rich meats cooking. You follow the smell to a lavish camp site with silk tents, couches, pillows, tobacco and wine, an inviting fire and a table and chairs set with a fresh cooked feast on fine plates and cutlery.

You look for any sign of the camps owner but nobody else seems to be around. Not even any tracks in the sand.

Just the faint, oddly musical sounds of the wind. It's a little chilly, the warm fire crackles as if in invitation, you're a feeling a bit tired. What do you do?

[Charliefretz329]

I leave the camp in peace and retire to the beach for a nap

[MCheetah]

Someone probably owns it and would shoot you for trespassing, or at least raise their shotgun to you. I'm not much of a beach person anyway; I've never gone before.

[Charliefretz329]

Nope federal/state land

[aided_]

I don't know
i dont like beaches much
sand gets in my shoes
but its nice

[Charliefretz329]

Nobody wears shoes on the beach here! Silly

[aided_]

i always wear shoes on the beach

[Charliefretz329]

You are missing out dear girl.

[aided_]

i dont think so

[Charliefretz329]

I guarantee it! Ground your soul with the earth

[aided_]

but my feet will burn

[Charliefretz329]

Flip-flops until you reach the cool sand

[aided_]

but then the sand gets in the carbecause my feets covered

[Charliefretz329]

It’s an acceptable risk

[Charliefretz329]

I have rubber floors in my truck to accommodate my lifestyle

[aided_]

what do indo about the jellyfish

[Charliefretz329]

Avoid them lol! But this beach is freshwater so no jellies

[aided_]

what about crabs

[Charliefretz329]

They scurry away.

[aided_]

and I've been pinched by one

[Charliefretz329]

Conquer life, don’t let life conquer you

[aided_]

i am life and i conquered yugoslavia

[Charliefretz329]

Good! I love it! You are an empress!

[Charliefretz329]

Now conquer beaches next lol

[aided_]

ill take bosnia and Herzegovina's sliver of coastline

[Charliefretz329]

That’s the spirit!!!

[aided_]

hell yeah

[Charliefretz329]

The world is yours!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😏

[aided_]

YESSS
POWER

[Charliefretz329]

Power is what makes the world go round.

[aided_]

money makes the world go round
that clinking clanking sound
can make the world go round

[Charliefretz329]

Money is power. Power is purchased. Nothing is free. 🙂 love that jingle you shared!

[aided_]

If you happen to rich
And you feel like a night's entertainment
You can pay for a gay escapade
If you happen to be rich and alone
And you need a companion
You can ring (ting-a-ling) for the maid
If you happen to be rich
And you find you are left by your lover
And you moan and you groan quite a lot
You can take it on the chin
Call a cab and begin to recover
On your 14-karat yacht! What?

[Charliefretz329]

But private beaches void of people are gems in the midst of a chaotic world of slavery and domination. Of struggles and conquering!

They are a welcome respite. And I have no issues shooing away the meddling crabs… or eating them! 😈

[Charliefretz329]

Lol true

[aided_]

okay fine ill go to your beach

[Charliefretz329]

You’re so difficult to convince! Maybe I’ll just go alone lol

[aided_]

i just said I'll goo

[Charliefretz329]

But you must relax! Lol

[aided_]

iamneverrelaxed

[Charliefretz329]

I believe you there! Lol. Take your shoes off and chill 🙂

[Charliefretz329]

You conquer planets better with a clear mind

[aided_]

fine

[Charliefretz329]

🙂👍👍👍

[Charliefretz329]

It’s quite far from Yugoslavia though

[aided_]

i already left yugoslavia for my conquest in france

[Charliefretz329]

It’s quite far from France also

[aided_]

sigh i travel across Europe in hours on foot ill get to wherever it is ez

[Charliefretz329]

It’s down some deep back roads in Florida

[aided_]

EZ but it sounds sketchy

[Charliefretz329]

Not sketchy, but I recommend a 4x4 vehicle

https://imgur.com/a/lnWlDO8

[aided_]

problem is i can't drive

[Charliefretz329]

It can be hiked. Give yourself a full day though

[aided_]

i just realised
i could take my chariot

[Charliefretz329]

Of course you could! I took mine!

[aided_]

YASSDGHHH

[douride2]

Beaches aren't really my thing. If there is no one around I could relax there.

[Charliefretz329]

It was so private and beautiful I love it

[Charliefretz329]

Went there again today. Nobody here! 😀

[RobT312]

Yeah of course, who wouldn’t. I’d probably even relax naked if it was so private no one else was around

[Charliefretz329]

As soon as I pull my shorts off someone’s gonna show up lol

[RobT312]

hahaaaa... yeah that would be my luck too

[Charliefretz329]

Lmao 🤣

[DonkeyDan]

Looks peaceful and love the sound of waves so relaxing.

[Charliefretz329]

Yessss!!! Took a nice nap there listening to them

[DonkeyDan]

Lovely

[Likes2drive]

Sure, I found one on an island in a lake, it’s always nice those types of places

[Charliefretz329]

Yessss! Exactly

[ChrisOfTheAlienRace]

I would need my shade chair.

[Charliefretz329]

I have my shade hat. I’m good

[ChrisOfTheAlienRace]

There's sharks out there.

[Charliefretz329]

https://imgur.com/a/Sb4Jc7m

[Charliefretz329]

It’s freshwater

[ChrisOfTheAlienRace]

Oops, I meant Prehistoric Piranha that are lead by a huge Crocodile.

[Charliefretz329]

Lol! Sounds like I’ll have a good dinner eating then

[Charliefretz329]

*eating them

[ChrisOfTheAlienRace]

That place is cool, you should bring a group and do skinny dipping adventures. 👍

[Charliefretz329]

Lol, that sounds like my teenage summer adventures. Lots of remote lakes and the girls always got naked

[ChrisOfTheAlienRace]

Awesome. 😊

[Charliefretz329]

Yes! I miss that

[purplepoppy]

Seems a lot of footprints for a private beach. Probably a nudist colony.

[Charliefretz329]

It’s private to me! Lol and sadly no nude people. I’d join them if there were. I love the freedom

[Charliefretz329]

There’s a house and a closed campground down the beach a ways. The house has a government property sign on it but it’s abandoned.

[Charliefretz329]

A pontoon did pull up while I was here but the old people aboard pushed off after only minutes. Lol maybe they were ready to party and were upset to see me!

[Andres77]

If it's in the middle of the forest... how big can the beach be?
🤔🤔🤔

[Charliefretz329]

https://imgur.com/a/IN9jj29

[Charliefretz329]

Just a sliver of paradise

[Iron_Man]

I’ll bet you the sharks are all over the place waiting for you to swim

[Charliefretz329]

They didn’t bite me

[Anonymous]

no way. it's a trap. you probably have hidden cameras all over the place so you can record my doodle while i'm tanning nude. 🤣

[Charliefretz329]

LmAo 🤣

[moonpie89]

I would love to be there

[Charliefretz329]

It’s like a little slice of heaven

[moonpie89]

Seems like it

[boobliker]

it's only the wild things that would worry me

[Charliefretz329]

The wild things live in the cities

[boobliker]

if you say so, i don't go in citys

[Charliefretz329]

Smart man

[Nigjt]

Yes why not.
God Bless

[Charliefretz329]

Same to you

[Nigjt]

Looking at that place makes me want to have someone give me a Bj there.
God Bless

[Charliefretz329]

Lmao!!! Your comments at gold 🤣

[Nigjt]

Love u also.
God Bless

[TrueConfection]

Definitely!!!

[Charliefretz329]

Stumbled upon this gem like 20 miles into the forest. What a beautiful piece of paradise! This place is so me

[TrueConfection]

Looks so nice and secluded.

[Charliefretz329]

Definitely is! ❤️

[Charliefretz329]

Perfect location. Almost as awesome as island hopping in the Gulf of Mexico! Almost nobody ever comes around

[dustybiker]

Sweet! 😎

[Charliefretz329]

Right!!! ❤️

[JoyGirl]

Absolutely!

[Charliefretz329]

The peace and quiet and nobody around is amazing

[JoyGirl]

I agree. 😌

[Charliefretz329]

I went back again today. It’s my new favorite place

[gabby100]

It looks very nice..

[Charliefretz329]

It is

[skyeee_]

yeah

[Charliefretz329]

It’s so pretty

[skyeee_]

true

[Blackcupcake]

yes!

[exitseven]

looks nice to me.

[Anonymous]

Sure, and why not?

[Charliefretz329]

Some people are scared to be so alone. I love it

[Opinion Owner]

I agree.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Niiiceee