Would you get a lap dance at the world's smallest?

[purplepoppy]

A tiny beach hut in Devon, England has opened as world's smallest lap dancing club. Now you can enjoy close up ass in face action while the kids build sandcastles on the beach.
www.devonlive.com/.../worlds-smallest-lap-dancing-club-7292609

But would you visit?

[ohsheeT]

Hey like I have always said in order to understand something you have to experience it I might even go two times just to make sure I understand it all maybe even three times what the hell I didn't even know they had that place what is it about

[Guy13]

My Mother sucked me back into TV 📺 on Sundays. This post made me think of this…. TLC 90 Day Fiancé’, the cute little Russian Gnome 👧 such frontline this joint.

[Guy13]

Yes, I know it’s said when your Mom has force “marriage” through Tele upon you 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

[KarinMcDonald]

My husband gets that action at least every other Saturday night from me.

[BlueStripedSoul]

'Gulls just wanna have fun'. Really? 😂

But no. I've never bothered going to a strip club, so I'm not going to stuff myself in a closet version of one. lol

[AviatorTom]

Not while I'm watching the kids, but if I was alone, sure, why not?

[goaded]

Only if they put the jam on before the clotted cream.

[SeekingSubmission]

Yes I would as long as the dancers were attractive!

[purplepoppy]

It's Devon, if they've got teeth it's extra

[SeekingSubmission]

Who's Devon? And normally it's extra if they don't have any! Lmmfao...
I have to say tho that I'm a Dom and would much rather prefer a sexy little thing like you!
Daddy would punish TF out of you if your don't behave like his good little girl...

[bean2k21]

Those gulls are all the same. They just want to take your human food and give you crabs in return.

[exitseven]

I am always amazed at the different ways people think of to make a buck.

[John_Doesnt]

Depends on the talent of the girls. It's England, so I'd probably pass.

[Pete671]

Not with kids around the area, but otherwise I would,,,

[SpaceGalaxy]

This is why i love the Brits! They always come up with great ideas! No wonder this tiny island of England ruled the world for centuries!!!

[AFretiredTXn]

Sounds like fun, and you won't be wearing much either.

[Texaskid1]

Are you the one dancing?

[NYCQuestions1976]

Don't lie. There's no viable beaches there.

[SomeGuyCalledTom]

That's so Devon. 😅

[Alex8736]

I'm always up for trying something at least once

[CubaPirate]

LMFAO Iam on my way 🤣

[cootjuhh]

yes i would enjoy if people can watch me enjoy

[jimmy2]

Small one keys go lol

[AndrewAzul]

Ingenious idea

[RuthlessAggression]

Just to try it

[Anonymous]

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