Would you go on a slavecation at Slave World?

[bean2k21]

When most people take a vacation, they dread going back to work.

So, I have this idea for a theme park called Slave World that I could build on about 50 acres of land I bought in Southern Virginia, U. S. now that cannabis is legal there.

Similar to going to a seaside resort or spa town, a slavecation would allow you to get away from it all for a while. Only instead of an escape, what we would offer is the inability to escape from Slave World.

At the start of your journey, you would immediately be separated from your family and stuffed inside an overcrowded and unsanitary ship. You would be given bread and water and plenty of time to cry and sob during the 8 hour voyage.

At your destination, you would be severely punished for existing, and then shown to your cabin, shackled to the bed, and possibly sexual molested.

Set your alarm clock!

Because the next day is going to be repleat with grueling farm work starting from dusk and ending at dawn. Whether it's clearing land, tilling, or weeding, you can be sure your day will be back-breaking.

I think a slavecation would be a good opportunity for people of all ages and backgrounds to learn humility and discipline that all people need more of. And just think how happy you'll be to go back to work.

[Precipice]

You'd have to work out a bunch of legal stuff. And even if you did, the amount attention this would grab would probably make certain people try to cancel you endeavors and would end up being highly controversial. That's my guess. But then again those who cry about their white guilt or whatever just might sign up every weekend.

[rabbitzzz]

I want to sign up as employoee in your 'theme park' as a warden. As long as the slaves are beautiful and female.

[Randalama]

Sounds charming. Can I stick my nuts in a blender while we are at it? No viable business model exists.

[KostasKouvalis]

Good troll. You've earned that T

[NewsReader]

Yikes. No thanks.