What's the weirdest thing you've stuck up your pooper? Did any result in an ER visit?

[Anonymous]

Remember: Flared base only!

[Anonymous]

A carrot, in a lubricated condom.

I decided I am definitely not gay.

[exitseven]

It wasn't a carrot , I can tell you that.

[Asker]

I saw this pict on FB, so after the post about fissures and carrots, it needed to be asked. :-D

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[GregorSamsa]

A can of Raid. Wasn't the best idea I've had.

[Fireguy17]

nothing, it is a one-way orifice.
Only good for outgoing mail.

[Asker]

Judging from your age, you're overdue for a prostate exam and a colonoscopy. Better relax that attitude slightly! Lol.

[Fireguy17]

those I have had, I'm a member of the 5 year club.
That is a medical procedure, so while it is going upstream it isn't for pleasure.

[Asker]

While "for pleasure" was implied by the question, it wasn't specified. ;-)

[Whitewulf]

How bout just a prostate massage

[Asker]

@Whitewulf That counts. What did you use? Finger? The answer doesn't NEED to result in an ER visit, lol.

[InspireGlow678]

Nothing I stuck up there but my doctor has stuck her finger up there several times.

[EmmaMary]

Absolutely nothing.

[riverrat3]

I just had a prostate exam, but it was not weird

[ChicoFromThe305]

😂😂😂