What's your most embarrassing poo story?

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

This happened in November last year...

I had been out partying with friends, and I was going to sleep over at my friend's apartment after.

We shared the bed. In the middle of the night I woke up, having to puke, so I ran out of her bedroom, and fell down the step from her bedroom to her entrance. I sprained my ankle from that. As I lay on the floor in her entranceway, I held the puke in my mouth so as to not make a mess of her apartment. I tried to make noise to get her to wake up by slamming the floor with my hand, yet she stayed asleep. Eventually, I crawled to her bathroom. And as I sat on the floor, throwing up, the cramps from throwing up made me shit in my panties on her bathroom floor. (I was only wearing a borrowed t-shirt and my panties).

When I was done, I closed the door and locked it. I scooped my droppings up the toilet... and then it happened again, having to throw up made me shit again...

Finally, it was done. And I cleaned up to my best capabilities with a hangover and sprained ankle. I washed in her shower. Used the toilet paper to clean her floor. I air dried. Sneaked out to collect my things, the washed panties in my bag.

Then I woke her up, saying I didn't feel well and I sprained my ankle and wanted to get home. (Couldn't just leave, as she had to lock her door).

So I rode home on my bicycle at 3 in the morning, after the most embarrassing accident of my life, with a sprained ankle.

And she still doesn't know. - I might tell her after a few years or so, but for now, she'll never know.

[Sour-rose]

Okay so i was sleeping in a hotel this one weekend. I got up and had their hotel breakfast. Then about 12ish, i had that feeling. But work is like very soon so i need to get moving. And the bathroom will be next door. So i head to work and it's time to do my business... NOW. So i head next door to this mexican restaurant and there was a line. I wanted to skip it but also one of the doors wasn't locking. So when it was my turn, i made sure no one was in it. So i dropped my pants but then the do-

Ha, you thought. Fool.

[Guy13]

Don't have one as I manage to hit water every-time...

[Dnice1]

In elementary school I was in the the first grade. I was sitting at the the desk when suddenly I couldn't myself and pooped and it slid out my pants and into the floor and everyone laughed at me. They bullied me all throughout elementary school because of it. 😞

[josephinelcajon]

Almost the same 1st grade teacher was reading to us on the floor I was getting up and opps! It did not come out my pants though. No one bullied me some kids said eww and teacher recommended I go use the bathroom

[Topaz1979]

You posted this embarrassing question anonymously so I'm also not going to answer it 😂.

[Anonymous]

I shit the bed after getting anal. He pulled out and out it came. No I am not Amber Heard in disguise.

[Fuentes]

I don't know I poop a lot