Guys and girls, what's your most embarrassing fart story?

[Anonymous]

Let's hear it. :)

[super147]

I'm proud to say that I honestly don't have one. I have been blessed with good control. I've never had a single situation where I have audibly farted in company and it has caused embarrassment. I am certainly not a fan of the deliberate fart for amusement, I think it's pretty disgusting. I'm fine with natural and unavoidable occurrences but not just ripping them out for laughs. I don't want to smell someone else's intestinal gas that has just passed through their anus, call me strange if you will.

[CT_CD]

You're strange

[super147]

@CT_CD Thanks bro <3

[CT_CD]

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[Mofunfour20]

Holding it in til you can get outside of class is usually my method because I know Nobody just wakes up wanting to smell shxtty a$$hole, but one day I get up to leave class and right before I get through the threshold between the classroom and the hallway I ended up letting it go. Could have been worse though, just glad my back was turned😨💣💣💣💣

[Abraham_]

I had eaten too much food before class and my stomach was full. I reached out for water so that I pressed my stomach in.
A huge fart silenced the whole room.
End of story. End of social life.

[FallingInReverse]

Girls fart? 😱

[Teenwolf18]

*cough* I'm sorry?

[FallingInReverse]

@Teenwolf18 I thought girl didn't fart! My while life's a lie! 😭

[FallingInReverse]

*whole

[Teenwolf18]

no. you lived your life being stupid

[FallingInReverse]

@Teenwolf18 lmao it's a joke dumbass