What is your most embarrassing fart ever?

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Technically, it was half a fart and have of some “other stuff”, which is why I’m anonymous. Basically we were on a train and I found a wide open place to let one but I trusted it too much and it left something extra so I ditched the underwear in the restroom of the train in the trash can. My seat was right next to the restroom and the entire time I could see people going in and out of there with looks of disgust on their faces, I’m assuming because of the smell of the trash. Eventually, a cleaning lady came by and emptied the trash. The trash cans aren’t very large in there since the train is pretty cramped anyway but, as she came out with the full bag, she stopped and looked around the train at only the other adult men trying to see if she could tell who left the gift behind.

[Hithere4567]

In used to work in a very small 3 room office with 2 other people. I'd had some hash browns for breakfast that really didn't agree with me. I had terrible stomach pain and I let go really loud so everyone knew it was me. The smell filled the office and my coworker told me to use the bathroom. I took her advice and I let go some terrible diarrhea in tiny bath room we had (which right next to her office -- I'm pretty sure she heard me let go). Ugh.

[Hithere4567]

Thanks for the MHO.

[exitseven]

The first time I went up to visit my future wife she made beef stew. Beef stew makes me extremly gassy. Finally I let one off the chain. It really broke the ice.

[CuriousMufuxka]

8th grade in 1992. What I planned to squeak out like a mouse fart.. Was like a buttfllapping temple of booom!

[DerekC321]

In a Jacuzzi. Huge bubble came up.

[Luckycharms12]

Small space with people

[SpaceGalaxy]

when you are facesitting a guy