It was in junior year of high school I was feeling very sick that day and by the time fifth period started I felt a deep stabbing pain in my stomach and knew I had to pass gas. I already felt like vomiting that day along with a migraine and I was not in the mood to embarrass myself so I told the teacher I'd I could go to the nurse for ice (he knew I sprained my ankle a few days ago 😄) so when he gave me my pass I made a dash for the bathroom no one ever goes to because it was so disguisting and there was three stalls in that one two had no locks there was no one there so I let it rip and left to the nurses she took my temp and it was high so she let me go home anyways 😏
I was in like 7th or 8th grade and we were fitness testing doing situps.
You're supposed to do as many as you can in a minute but you know after 20 or so you begin to slow down and its harder to get back up.
Well anyway when I was trying to come up it slipped out worst of all someone has to hold down your feet.
It was pretty loud if you were near you heard and everyone began to laugh I was so embarrassed!
Farted when I sneezed in class. Only 2 people heard the fart but they made a huge deal out of it and my teacher was like SHE DID NOT PASS GAS!!! SHE SNEEZED!! I was like thank you! Then like a yr later I was like hey. y'all remember that time... I did fart.
8th grade. I was holding it in for dear life. Asked to go to the bathroom. As I walked through the quiet classroom a little snuck out with each step. It sounded like I was walking in mud. I tensed up due to embarrassment and the rest unloaded all at once.
Yes I did a loud fart in an exam hall of around 500+ people. It echoed throughout the hall and all I could hear is tiny patters of giggling.
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I was working out in my school gym with my softball team. We have a policy where basically we just fart while we’re working out. Our coach told us she thinks it shows that we’re putting in effort. All of the girls were PRing on their benchpress, and each and every one of us farted when we brought the bar down to our chests. It’s hard not to, because you have to focus on not hitting yourself in the boobs with the bar or else you’ll feel endless pain because it’s an extremely sensitive, weak, and vulnerable area on women. It was my turn on the bench, and as I brought it down I farted really loudly and then racked it. A cute guy and the fucking chair of the athletic department (both male) saw it and laughed. I had to be like “uh... it slipped out, excuse me” even though they knew damn well that I farted intentionally. The other girls had to explain that we all farted and that it was just a team tradition, and that I wasn’t trying to be disrespectful. That was embarrassing.
Another time was when I got high with my boyfriend, who was just a friend at the time. My sisters were there too, and my boyfriend had a few friends over. My sisters and I just kept on nonchalantly farting and burping, while the guys laughed. Our burps and farts were so loud and I swear all of them were like 10-30 seconds. I farted for two minutes straight once. We made it onto their Snapchat stories, so everyone heard us burp and fart... farting and burping is my love language, it’s how I show my boyfriend I trust him. But it was embarrassing that everyone saw me fart and burp.
yeah it was in a crowded bus (during summer 36degrees)...i farted in silence (and on top of that i was on antibiotics at that time, so i let you imagine the bad smell) and everybody in the bus was like "who the fuck has farted?"..and most of them thought it was that untidy old man who was sitting in front of me lol
I was sitting on a guy's lap in a flirty teasing way and I kept moving my ass around a bit, and then it happened. He was cool about it though, so it wasn't that bad.
I was sitting in the basement with my boyfriend and I took a sip of water. The water went down the wrong pipe so I started coughing. I coughed so hard that I let a really loud fart out. Luckily I wasn't the first one to fart and we laughed it off but it was still pretty embarrassing
I am sure I have had one at one point in my life, but I tend to get over it and forget. I am usually pretty ninja about it.
Embarassing fart? No. What is this madness? You embrace that and say, "Yeah, that's a formula one, baby. Fiber, the fuel for champions"
It was in class, and i let loose a loud one. BUT I coughed loudly at the same time but it was still audible, lolz, thank god the class was considerate but one black dude laughed his ass off and i gave him a thumbs up.
Yes when i was talking to a cute guy. I kept coughing to cover up the noise.
I was in box seats at the Superbowl after eating a huge bowl of Haribo gummy bears. I shat my pants and it was even on tv.
I was telling my crush a story , and. I farted and i ran outside and went home ,,,, i no nothing about him now lol
No thank god. Hope it stays that way.
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