Your most embarrassing fart story?

Question

Please share with us your most embarrassing fart.
Where were you?
How old were you?
Was it loud? silent? smelly?

enigmatta · Accepted Answer

Well... one was when I was tender 9 years old and I was in class. Everyone was talking, yelling, laughing, playing like all kids do. I wanted to fart and guessed that the noise would be camouflaged with the noise around me. Suddenly the principal walks into the classroom and everyone goes quiet because everyone saw her come in, but I didn't. The moment the class goes quiet was the moment I let out a small but high pitched fart everyone heard. The boy I liked sat behind me and he said in front of everyone including teacher and principal "EWW Stefania just farted!!!" I wanted to die right there and my reaction to feeling so embarrassed was farting again involuntarily. I don't know how I survived that day.

The second one was when I started dating my boyfriend, and it was the second time we slept together. We fell asleep while spooning, I was the little spoon. All of a suddenly I farted really bad and it woke us up. He just felt a strange air hit on his balls. Luckily it didn't smell.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

i was holding a fart and pee in till my friend was done in the changing rooms at a shop and as we were walking out a guy slapped me on the arse and it took me by surprise i clenched to stop myself peeing but i did a loud quick fart and i  didn't  look round to see his face, i walked out fast but i heard him in the background saying errrrrgh that girl just let one off on my hand!

zombiebabe · Accepted Answer

this year (1-2 months ago) during harsh summer, while i was on antibiotics...i was sitting in a crowded bus..the fart was silent but when those around realized someone farted someone was like "awww who the hell has farted?" and some people were laughing...the funny part is that there was some kind of tramp sitting in front of me, they all thought it was him...

himoto15 · Accepted Answer

Mine was in my college art class. The night before I made a bad batch of a protein shake and went to sleep. I woke up with a massive stomach ache and went to the office, the restroom, but nothing. Now to the point I'm in class and my stomach is cutting with pain, making all kinds of sounds I'm trying to cover up with coughs and various stuff. I felt it coming so I got up and left the class and cut it in the hallway. It felt so good but at a big price. You know those farts that follow you and the smell is stronger after the fart itself. Let's just say the trail from the hall led back to the class. MAN was that a strong smell.
Moral of the story take your time making protein shakes.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I had never farted infront of my girlfriend in a two years relationship! And we were on our way back from a camping trip and she was driving and she said "we can pull over to get gas and food in 15 minutes okay?" And i was like "yeah thats fine." So i was holding one in and my head was on he glass and i felt so tired so i started to drift off into sleep.. I woke up to her shaking me and laughing and saying "did you just fart in front of me?"

Haha she only made a big deal about it because i had never done that in the past and i tried my best never to do it infront of her hahaha i just pretended i was still asleep and left it at that hahaha

ADVISER-MAN · Answer

Okay so my farts are always quiet, they never make a sound but they do stink and really bad too. So this one time I was waiting in line at the library and I needed to fart. So I say to myself, "well it's not  going to  make a noise", so BAMM!!! All of a sudden it makes this thunder noise, and it stank so bad. And I this old lady behind me nearly has a heart attack. So then everyone's looking around to see wear that loud thunder noise came from, and to not look guilty I looked around the library too. Lol but it stank so bad, I checked out my books only to put them back in the bin (wear returns go) and I NEVER went into that library again. After making I stink bomb in there I don't think anybody did. Lol, I hope I win Most Helpful because I promised to my self that I would never ever tell that story, nor ever think about that time again. Maybe in the future I'll look back and laugh but right now I'm still super embarrassed. Lol.

MissPhilippines · Answer

it happened when i attended a party full of quests. the music inside the venue was so loud but at that time i want to fart so i thought i could mask the noise of my fart through the loud music. so without further delay i smilingly unleashed three consecutive farts with utmost confidence. after doing that i realized... i was on my earphone.

chocolateismylover · Answer

I used to fart in my sleep up until the age of twelve. Like long farts in my sleep. Anyways, I was sleeping on the living room floor. I didn't know we were expecting relatives. I woke up with 5 eyes staring at me and the room smelling like febreze. My mom told me what happened after I ran out of the room and to this day I still get reminded of it.

Brookiecbaby · Answer

One time i was in my history class and we were watching a movie so i decided to put my head phones in and listen to music. i had to fart really bad so i did and because of my music i didn't realize how loud it was and the whole class turned around and looked at me with disgusted faces haha.

SaVes · Answer

I think I have recently told this already on another fart-related question, but here it goes again: I farted (audibly) while sitting on a guy's lap. If he hadn't taken it with humor, that would have killed me. Haha.

Anonymous · Answer

I had to let one out during a quiet time in class. I thought I could drop a textbook from my desk and fart right when it hit the floor. Well the book made the noise but the fart didn't come out. The whole class looked right at me as a reaction to the noise, THEN I let out one of those sputtering bubbly farts with the 5 second grace period before the rancid smell kicks in.

Anonymous · Answer

In the hospital with my sisters and mom staring at my vagina while I was giving birth they all made serious stank faces and the nurse backed away lmao think they said I was shart hahahaha

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