What is your most embarrassing fart story?

[Anonymous]

[Sour-rose]

All right, gonna hate myself but it was when I drank 2 quarts of chocolate dutch milk. I wore a skirt and was just crop dusting around the mall. I was on the escalator and I farted because i was alone. I WAS ALONE I WAS SURE. I get off and this girl walks past me and she didn't say anything but... o fuk. I... oh shi

[Dex402]

My ex was lactose intolerant and her stomach was bothering her.
She kept telling me she had to fart really bad. I was holding her in bed and I just told her to go ahead, I don't care. No big deal.
She looked me in the eyes with this cute expression on her face as she let out a huge fart. Then the smell came and I was so grossed out, lol.
That was not no big deal.

[FunkyMonkee]

The only one I can think of is about 20 years ago, I was going to see my chiropractor and just as he called me to come into his room, my stomach went bad on me blew what turned out to be the kind of fart that decorrates your underwear and, no sooner did I get into his office when I had to excuse myself to go to the bathroom to clean up, first!

[Anonymous]

I took a hit to the crotch with a softball, which made me fart really loudly a few times and topple over.

[Anonymous]

Gym class in Jr. High. I was doing the situps part of the presidential physical fitness test. Kinda hard to hold in a fart while doing crunches lol. I felt bad for the partner who was holding my feet. All the other guys on the sideline waiting for their turn started calling them "s***-ups.
I guess if there's a silver lining, I surpassed the amount needed for presidential physical fitness.😆

[Anonymous]

Was in primary school, sitting at my desk and a friend of mine came up behind me and gave me a fright. Farted and and he heard. Literally the most embarrassing one I’ve ever let out

[Rizwan_khan]

I accidentally farted in metro and that was a hell of sound fart and i got so embarrassed.

[Anonymous]

I ripped one in church once and everyone heard it. The pew literally vibrated. 🥺😂

[talka20]

can't say here piblicly😂

[Avadarling]

Ugh in class One time

[Noodle_fan]

when u had diarhea but decided to fart