What do you think of Starbucks’ $7 Wake-up Slap?

[TsundereMatrix]

I feel like it’s fake news. If it’s real, it probably won’t sell well.
www.theonion.com/starbucks-unveils-7-wake-up-slap-1819580082

[kenworth]

Starbucks. Sucks from the word go. I find their coffee even when it is freshly brewed. To taste like it has been burnt and sitting on the warming plate for a few days. I have found the same thing in many different locations. So it's not just in one store. All their products are way over priced. So as long as their are suckers who are willing to pay for th he name. They will continue to sell garbage. All you need to do. To correct these price gougeing companies. Is to simply stop buying their products. Have people really gotten so lazy. That they can't make their own cup of coffee. Come on now Really. How hard is it.

[kenworth]

Thanks for the mho

[lilshrek]

Girl, you don't *actually* think the Onion has real news? The Onion is a satire news site. It's comedy, not journalism

[TsundereMatrix]

No, it just sounds so dumb that it could be real if you know what I mean

[lilshrek]

I guess, but it's kinda too ridiculous

[Anonymous]

I like Starbucks but I don’t go there often enough to judge. I usually drink coffee at home or work most. If i do go out it usually Duncan donuts

[snowangle]

The Onion only ever posts 100% factual information. It's gotta be real.

[Aynsof]

The world's most unbiased reporting

[Benedek38]

Does that go the other way around tho?
Can I get 7 dollars if I slap the sleepy employees?

[MiamiMadness]

lol I don't know but they'd get a "free night-night nap" if they did that to me

[MindTime]

The Onion is a satirical newspaper

[Aynsof]

Boo don't give it away!

[MindTime]

😋😋😋

[lilshrek]

Fuck you beat me to it man

[Intraluminal]

Trump says it's the real news.

[Anonymous]

Suckers will buy it.

[JellyDonutguy96]

it's super effective