Bowser is The New CEO of Nintendo of America. How do You Feel About That?

[EnglishArtsteacher]

His name is Doug Bowser, and he was appointed the CEO of Nintendo of America today.

I hope Bowser doesn't steal coins from his employees.

Doug Bowser & Bowser

[anametouse]

This is scary. Ladies be warned, if you are blonde and wear pink dresses a lot. You're more likely to get kidnapped. Be sure to let your plumber boyfriend know you love him

[AlexBlack007]

I guess I can now expect games called Bowser where the protagonist is Bowser and Mario is the villain. 🤣

[EnglishArtsteacher]

I was thinking the same thing.

[KiaTate]

I saw that. Wasn't there a picture of the Mario bros. Tied up on a bookcase or am I just dreaming?

[MrMansonsPocketPssy]

The description is disappointing.
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~ Mrs Manson

[finds-raus]

Well I guess peach won’t be happy. She can’t leave office until Mario eats a star and comes. Damn... I have to find my gameboy...

[000_000]

He should have to fight the competition before it’s official

[FunkyMonkee]

You mean Bowser from Sha Na Na? I WONDERED what he's been up to recently!

[thechesseman]

Don't worry, if he does some Italian guy will drop him in a pit of lava.

[williamsa1997]

I suspect the family connection helped, lol

[ChiPaPa]

We need to get him the super crown, stat.

[Scarecrow13]

I just saw that and thought it was hilarious.

[Dolemite510]

Sweet irony 😂😂 that’s so cool

[BCA6010]

It's just a name...

[EnglishArtsteacher]

This website really does have the most socially inept people, doesn't it?

[Spawnface]

Great joke

[Anonymous]

His white privilege led him to the top

[EnglishArtsteacher]

I'm pretty sure Bowser is green, and green beings can't be "privileged."

#Greenlivesmatter

[Twat_Twig]

That's pretty badass

[JulieRoze7]

😂😂😭