What if you found this creature in your house?

[exitseven]

This 5 foot lizard has escaped and is on the loose. There has been a BOLO on him for a week. He could really be anywhere at this point. Maybe he stole a car and drove to another state. Or hopped a freight train.

He could be anywhere.

Updates

11 mo

He has been spotted at a pond in the next state. This makes him a federal fugitive.

Updates

11 mo

This lizard that has been named "Goose"was captured in a muti state effort by federal and local authorities. He was on the lam for about two weeks.
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[Beckybooboo]

I would take sexy pictures of him and try to sell him on eBay. I'm all for making a quick buck!

[exitseven]

I guess it would be hot to another lizard/

[Beckybooboo]

I wouldn't try to sell the pictures on eBay, if that's what you're thinking, lol I would try to sell the lizard.

[exitseven]

I heard they taste like chicken.

[TrueConfection]

Isn’t that Elizabeth Warren?

[exitseven]

No she is not as tall.

[TrueConfection]

Thanks for the MHO 🩷

[DryGermanGuy]

As long as something is not poisonous, I’m rather fearless. 🤷‍♂️ In this case, I would probably grab its tail and drag it out of the house.

[exitseven]

This thing is 5 feet long and weighs close of a hundred pounds. He also has teeth.

[DryGermanGuy]

If I had a pair of work gloves I would still try it that way. That’s not an animal that could take a leg off. I would be more afraid of an alligator.

[WellBye]

First off something that big should be paying rent

[exitseven]

Totally agree and he should be kicking in for food and beer

[OlderAndWiser]

I would probably stay clear of the lizard and call the Sheriff's Office.

[exitseven]

I do not know if it is significant but somebody charged a plane ticket to Florida on the owner's credit card.

[OlderAndWiser]

Thanks for the warning!

[purplepoppy]

Lock it in the room with some water then ask around if anyone's lost a pet lizard. Guessing it wouldn't say no to a little snack while waiting for its owner.

[sage2021]

I would get the heck out of there and call animal control. God made some pretty strange creatures!

[Mangospacho]

First I would kindly ask the lizard for his version of the events. He may just be lost and entered the wrong house. If he’s wearing a mask and is armed with a knife, that’s a different story.

[msc545]

That would be one of Allister's friends that come over to play cards.

[FenixG45]

That's a Komodo Dragon; their bite is poisonous and their appetite huge.

[Wiredone]

He would be tossed out the window

[DrPepper12]

Is that a komodo? Holy shit!!

[exitseven]

no, a Komodo is even bigger.

[DrPepper12]

I LOVE KOMODOS!! badass MFers

[Jeff51]

Im running. Screw that.

[robocop666]

call authorities