What Would You Do if a MONSTER Entered Your NEIGHBORHOOD?

[AviatorTom]

Hopefully this will never happen but...

You wake up and see a gigantic monster (think Godzilla) entering your neighborhood.

What do you do?

Please answer in the poll.

Get out of the neighborhood ASAP

Go back to sleep - you must be dreaming

Attack the Monster - be the neighborhood hero

Call the authorities

Give up - it's been a good life

Something Else - please tell

[Anonymous]

Find out why he’s here and address the situation often tossing him a neighbor as a treat for peace

There a girl or a guy that came to live in their car across the street from my house. I have not seen them get out for weeks now and it’s been very hit the last few days, I don’t even see a window open ever. I’m starting to think they died in there.

I didn’t want to call the cops because if it’s a homeless person living off their car, I have no problem with them staying there and would be sad if they tell the person they have to leave.. but what if the person died in there.. scary and horrible.

That’s off topic but it made me remember that since animating monster entering the street

[purplepoppy]

Pretty much any monster can be lulled to sleep by the soft voice of a virgin singing. So I'd just sit tight for a few days until they flew one in.

[Purpleronnie]

I’d have been monitoring it from my underground lair’s advanced surface radar array so would already be miles away and not in any immediate danger along with close family and friends.


The justice league would have the situation under control in a jiffy though so most of the peasants would be safe from being eaten , trampled , evaporated by laser eyes or crushed as the masses ran for their meaningless little lives.

[BCRanger10]

First, I'd insult it by calling it the wrong name...

... and then (imagine this delivery like Adam Driver in his SNL Career Day sketch) I'd crush him like the spirit of HR Pickins!

... and then turn him into oil beneath my living feet! And then crush him some more by using that oil to fuel my flamethrower and ignite the very ground in which he rested!

...

...

... and then walk away passively.

[OlderAndWiser]

I would reroute Godzilla to Tokyo, where he belongs!

[andreasderjuengere]

We have one in the office already. Over time you get used to it.

What I do: I let it focus on the things it sees - it won't see me... until it's too late to avoid the traps that I had set up.

I'll then just walk away and enjoy my evening beer.

[exitseven]

I woudl stick my shotgun up his butt and keep pumping until he moved on to the next town.

[Cubus]

Depends what monster. Some people are monsters.

[OneViewpoint]

The racists are working overtime on their bizarre analogy propaganda here on GAG.

[NathanDavis]

I do get my Goku outfit... as usual

[juliammm]

The cookie monster would be welcome...

[Red_Arrow]

I would wonder how I entered your dream.

[69Lonely69]

probably call the authorities

[msc545]

Leave, of course!

[07Marissa]

Hide try to wait it out.

[Anonymous]

The monster would become my pet :P

[strateguy632]

6th hide

[Bklynbadboy12]

Run!!!