Welp congrats everyone we ALL survived he Rapture. How do you feel?

[Still-alive]

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/rapture-didnt-happen-internet-had-182701499.html

Earlier this year, a South African man theorized that the Rapture would take place on Sept. 23 or 24. The speculation spread online, leading some Christians to begin planning for the event, while others satirized about ascending into the sky.

See this list for more future dates people say the rapture will happen. we should all party everytime the date passes!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predictions_and_claims_for_the_Second_Coming

Relieved

Hungry

Aroused

Constipated

Bored

Sleepy

Other

[purplepoppy]

https//www. dailystar. co. uk/news/world-news/disappointed-christians-say-god-delaying-35957306

It's all Trumps fault for not releasing the Epstein files.

Seriously though, the rapture just proves how evil Christians are. They get whisked away to safety while we have to fight off Satan and his demonic hordes to save Earth for Jesus.

[Danzigdawson]

Fuck that! If that's what's expected of us, let's join satan, party all night long and listen to Slayer 🤘

https://youtu.be/tdt6-jJ1_Ew?si=VFBcHtgKABTjIEez

[Kayla45]

Says in the bible that no man will know the day nor the hour. Anyone who says otherwise is actually wrong according to the bible.

[Danzigdawson]

That would be surprising: christians are still roaming amongst us with their clothes on.

The dream.

[DrPepper12]

Dumfucks. Self delusion is the worst kind.

[douride2]

This is the first I have heard of it. I guess I missed all the excitement.

[WhitneySnow]

Sleepy sounds good lol

[Wiredone]

I don't feel any different

[RedInnocent69]

Unenlightened