I want you guys to imagine this for a moment.
You are working out at your gym and suddenly from a distance you notice a perfect female form... were talking thin and awesome... so good in fact that your jaw drops and you can't help but stare at. And you are not the type to stare... EVER.
A Perfect specimen everything about her is perfect... its as if god sculpted a masterpiece. You have never been so turn on by a woman's body before in your life. SO hot that you actually shake your head in disbelief and blurt out uncontrollably multiple expletives. Hotness that could bring you to your knees.
You are staring so much that she notices and comes over to you. And talks to you, and hits on you.
There's one problem... her big nose, her acne and her beady eyes...INSTANTLY your erection DIES... fizzles to nothing... and then she turns her head away and BAM... there it goes again... back to being aroused.
Its really not fair... damn it.
Shes the poster child for butter face. Its really hilarious.
Roseanne bars face on Megan fox's body would only barely touch this example.
So I am extremely turned on by everything but her face. She seems like a sweet girl, her body is to murder for.
But then I feel bad when I think...oh damn her face though... dammit..
So should I date her,and would you?
Most Helpful Girl
You are the poster child for the male a-hole. You think your so hot when in reality your not. Your a creepy mean evil man. Butterface? Wow your nice. No, you'd think for a 30 something year old man you wouldn't be so damn immature but guess not. Only stupid imbeciles date woman for only their bodies... You seriously need help. Get off this site a.s.a.p or I'm reporting you.
and I don't care what you say to me... Comment all you want.. Hell report me! I don't care.. Your just plain evil.2
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