Is it okay to hire a woman to fight your cheating ex girlfriend?

[Anonymous]

Yup, it's go time!

That could be illegal? 🤔

I did that, see comments.

[JessieBellll]

Pointless unless she is a really huge bitch

[Asker]

She almost made me kill myself at one point.
She's quite a special kinda bitch.

[JessieBellll]

Okay do it then

[Asker]

I can't, I loved her too much.
I'm a stupid person.

[lanadelrey25]

It's illegal, but it's go time!

[Asker]

Is it really illegal though?
I mean I know that assault is illegal, but what If a woman was paid to just go talk shit and eventually get into a fight with her?

[lanadelrey25]

I mean... maybe not if you only paid her to go talk some shit

[Asker]

Talk some shit and eventually smack her over and over until she decides to be a nice person.

[lanadelrey25]

Good idea

[DesolateRain]

Nah, that's not okay.

[Asker]

She's kind of a bully though.
She was also basically an absentee parent for years and she cheats on everyone and doesn't use protection.

[DesolateRain]

I still don't think it's okay to hire a women to beat her up. Just because she's a petty bitch doesn't mean you have to be one too.

[Asker]

Ouch!
I hope she dates you next.

[DesolateRain]

Good thing I don't date moms, lol.

[Asker]

You think she tells anyone?
She never told them she had a husband.

[DesolateRain]

If she's in your age range I wouldn't date them anyways.

[Asker]

She's hot though.
It was difficult dating her because she's sexy and her ass is big and perfect.
I bet she could get her claws into you too.
She's a Succubus.

[DesolateRain]

In that case I'd just fuck her.

[Asker]

Well, don't fall in love whatever you do.
She doesn't have a heart.

[DesolateRain]

Will do.

I hope you steer clear out of trouble if you actually do hire a woman to beat her up.

Have a good rest of the day, sir.

[Asker]

Thanks.

[Luckycharms12]

Move on simple

[Asker]

I did, but sometimes I feel like she needs a woman to fight her.

[Luckycharms12]

That not really moving on

[Asker]

I still coparent with her and sometimes she's mean to our child and kicks his dog.
I think one of her new boyfriends already slashed her tires for cheating on him.

[Luckycharms12]

Maybe go get a lawyer and try get your kid back

[Luckycharms12]

If feel his not safe

[Asker]

I still have shared custody, she's just a real bitch.

[Luckycharms12]

I'm sorry

[Asker]

Oh thanks man.
It's okay, I've been dealing with her since I was 21 years old.
It's just fun to fantasize about some stronger female fighting her to teach her a lesson for all the people she's hurt and abused.
I would never hit a woman so I just thought maybe this is a loophole?
She always use to hit me, but I never did anything.

[Luckycharms12]

I'm sure some woman will if she sleeps with her man

[Asker]

👍 That's possible.

[Rozaybonet69]

Who we need to slap 😇

[Asker]

You're cute.
With the curly hair you remind me of Tessa Thompson. 😍