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My toxic ex. She made me think it was me every time. We would break up every 2 months. And be back together with in the next hour. Lol. Not anymore. I use to have the rule never go back. And now I, stick to that.
Yea i stick to it now too
Lol! I have only had one girlfriend. And we broke up and got back together often it was such a toxic relationship. Iām glad we both have grown wiser and less toxic since our younger years.
Yes im glad weāve all escaped toxic crap
@DizzyDesii thank you dear!!
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This is silly of me to even mention but I was in 5th grade (about 10 years old) when I had my first crush. I worked hard to impress her with my puny arm flexing, comb over hairdo and good looks. This was the stage of my life when I was still sexually innocent. I knew nothing about this girl. I hardly remember even talking to her because of shyness. We were both kids and hadn't gone through puberty so I was not sexually attracted to her. There was really nothing sexual about her, or me, for that matter. She was cute, pretty and that was all that was required.
Eventually weeks after the Fall quarter began, I built the courage to write the infamous,
"I like you. Do you want to be my girlfriend, check the yes or no box,"
note that all kids my age wrote to their secret crush. I slipped it on to her desk while I walked by pretending to walk to the back of the classroom to sharpen my pencil (remember those?). I was glad to receive her response by the time the recess bell rang. I am happy to announce that Nancy said - yes!
Woohoo! It was thrilling and exciting to have a girlfriend for the first time. We "dated" (air quotes because it wasn't really dating) and she broke up with me at recess on day three 🙁
I was heartbroken and Pablo, one of the school bullies, made fun of me. By the time the recess break was over, Pablo says to me, "she's going to be my girlfriend next". Out of spite or sheer stupidity, Pablo runs towards the formation line that we all had to form when the bell rang, and kisses Nancy on the cheek 😯
And just like that, it happened. My inner Hulk came out. Not the Mark Ruffalo Hulk, but the original Lou Ferrigno Hulk. It was on. I was about to beat Pablo's ass. I ran up to him almost without hesitation knowing our teacher was about to arrive to escort the line back into class. I punched him in the face and threw him on the ground. Immediately the referee teacher broke up the fight and sent us both to the principal's office with a pink ticket, like we committed a federal crime.
I don't remember much of the punishment, probably because my rage was still in Hulk mode even while in the principal's office.
Regardless, I do remember that by the end of the school day, Nancy made up with me and asked to be my girlfriend again. My response? Fuck yeah!
So in the end, my shortest break up was a true story of elementary proportions. Literally, like half an elementary school day long.
Lmao i couldnt have taken her ass back
Mine was six weeks into dating a girl. I really liked her and she seemed so nice when it was just the two of us, but maybe I made the mistake of dating her too much. We lived just two train stations away from each other so we sometimes dated 7 times a week, and before even dressing up for the date and still in our work clothes (she was a nurse).
But on the 6th week or so of doing that, I had blown off my friends to date her so one of my friends invited me to his birthday party. So I told her over dinner that I'd like to go to this birthday party and I'd love to bring her with me.
Then I suddenly discovered this whole hidden crazy side to her I had not witnessed the entire 6 weeks of dating. She suddenly became so upset and angry and made a huge scene at the restaurant and told me I have to choose between her or my friends, giving me an ultimatum. I was shocked. But I have a rule never to cave into coercive ultimatums like this, like "We do not negotiate with terrorists!" so I told her I refuse to make such a decision.
She then stormed out of the restaurant and I had to apologize to the surrounding customers and waiter. Then I figured, oh well, I'll go to my friend's birthday party! So while I was on my way there, she called me crying hysterically and asking me why I didn't chase after her. To keep the story short, I ended things right then and there.
She was actually quite pretty. Given her actions, it might sound like I was dating a very unattractive and desperate girl, but she was pretty and sociable working as a nurse. She didn't have many friends and maybe I should have taken that as a red flag. I don't know what came over her that day but I suspect she might have had some major emotional baggage with an ex who might have neglected her for his friends or something. I don't know.
In any case, an extremely fast way to ruin a relationship with me is to give me an ultimatum. Even if the ultimatum is sensible (although choosing between a lover and friends isn't), the coercive and threatening nature of the communication is something I'll never tolerate.
I actually didn't quite end things then and there. I spent the whole time trying to cheer her up and canceled going to my friend's party. But in the end, I told her that it's over between us.
I had one more abrupt break-up and it boiled down to an ultimatum. In that case, the request was sensible. I was chain-smoking a pack of cigarettes a day and that ex told me that I have to choose between her or my cigarettes. I think that's a very sensible thing to want me to quit but I terminated that relationship immediately just because she had to deliver her request in the form of an ultimatum. I see caving into such ultimatums as a lose-lose proposition since, if I comply, she'll get it in her head that she can threaten me any time she wants me to change my behavior. If I don't, I lose her... but I'd rather lose her than comply. I actually ended up quitting smoking later, but I didn't regret ending that relationship either way.
Ahhh ultimatumsā¦
It sounds like one of those rollercoasters in that case you described, like constantly on the verge of flying off the rails. I had one like that and while we never actually formally broke up until we finally did, it was one of the most intense and passionate relationships I had. The sex was amazing although the arguments were the absolute worst.
Breakup/makeup sex is usually the best yaha
Do you mean after you committed to someone? Or Just dating? After committing about 1 month when her husband showed up on my doorstep but all together I was with her for 6 months and I didnāt know she was married. Dating , shortest ever was less than a day , I took a girl out to dinner , then ended up back at my house making out and having sex then we went to the store to get snacks and I bumped into an old friend that said whatās up wastoid jokingly and being silly , well she didnāt like that apparently so that was the last night I ever saw her , I reached out to her and said why donāt you want to see me anymore and she said cuz her ex was an abusive drunk and she doesnāt want to be with a drinker , I said ok I donāt drink everyday and I am not abusive but whatever lol
Yea im referring to commitment where you date, breakup but get back together
My wife and i briefly called off our engagement during a heated argument. It was over something trivial but we both refused to give in even a little. As I was driving to my parents house (I was living in her apartment for the summer between grad school semesters) I received a text that said "this is stupid. We both know we both don't care about [x] that much, get back here" and ever since then our arguments always end on friendlier terms, often by quoting that same text with the subject of our argument substituted in.
Awww
Iāve only had one real breakup and it was a done deal I mean we hooked up a few dozen or so times after we were broke up for a month or two but we both knew it was just a hook up because I didnāt really date after her I just hooked up with a lot of girls and they all knew what it was from the get go then about 5 years later I met my wife and I fell in love on the spot but we didnāt make it official for about a month or 2 but again she knew what I was about as a matter of fact a handful of the girls I was messing with when I met my wife all knew each other and new my wife but they were all cool with it so never had a breakup that I didnāt mean friends with benefits is way easier
Lmao its not a done deal if y'all still hooking up haha
broke up and got back together for 4 days. then broke it off when I found out she was with another guy. Fucked her little cousin in revenge. wasn't fulfilling and the last time I had sex. Regretted it... all of us did in the end. She ended up getting knocked up in NY and got kicked to the curb. Then she came home, got knocked up again, then kicked to the curb again. Her cousin got married, then tried to have children by me without her husband knowing, to which I basically told her to go fuck herself and that she was an evil bitch, to her then blocking me on all social media, to me then becoming a recluse and a drunk for a few years until i whipped myself into doing something better with my life.
2 years ago, about 3 days, was mostly done online than would get back together we would both keep dumping each other than in the end he left the relationship I never really saw him in the person much. Than the last relationship that was real, I just got out that I left 6 weeks ago back in April I dumped him for 9 hours than he dumped me the next day than got back together 10 days later, than another 10 days had a short break than fully got back together for few months than I left him moved forward.
Lmao no more backsies
2 days, I went out with someone thinking she genuinely liked me, then she cheated on me and then I dumped her. It felt so good, not because I got out early, because she got stuck with the guy she cheated with and let me tell you, he is one hell of a douchebag.
Oh no i meant shortest breakup in which u got back together
Oh I never went back, no always meant no and stayed that way. There is one I had a 'good' breakup with if you can call it that. We're still cool, but I don't feel anything for him anymore.
A colleague of mine though keeps ending and trying again. Guy is a player.
Im glad you learned
I guess 26 years and counting. I never got back with anyone after a breakup. This one is the last girl I dated before I met my wife. She really started to irritate me. We went to a concert and afterwards I decided I would not call her anymore. I met my future wife the next day,
Damn the next day haha. The Lord is good
It lasted three days. I don't know why i even got myself with her, she was awful lmao. She was the type only caring about the tags and doing most of the stuff for attention. She even made it seem like she was the one who broke up (which was a total lie) and that i cheated on her but i didn't, i never have.
Well at least you know the truth
I think it's only happened once and I don't remember exactly how long it was maybe a day, I like to resolve issues rather than break away, but if they are not resolvable then I walk away, no point in playing with peoples feelings.
I like to resolve too and honestly dont remember why we broke up in the first place so thats prob why we got back together
i broke up with a guy in high school and the next day he asked for a blowjob and i said why would you ask me that and he said because you never did one for me so i did and then we never talked again
Girl noo whyād you give into him
lmao... never had break-ups like this...
for me, well us... if it's over, then it's over, no more... but we also ended things in good terms and for good/needed reasons
Yea im def about that now. When its over, its over
I've not had a short one
one of my friends tho
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boy asked her to be his girlfriend
she said yes
then 5 minutes later
she just went
eh
nvm i dont wnat ¯\_(ć)_/¯
Daaaamn
Hmm. I was 8 and ran away from home. Then I remembered I was allowed to be out past sunset and was allowed to cross the highway.
::::sigh::::: it was a plan that was doomed to failure from the start. 🤣
Lmao huh
I try not to play that. Most people I just drop in a break up and delete them out of my life. 8 hours was the one time I made an exception. We ended up breaking up a couple of weeks later for real
Yea i try not to either but i guess we didn't take the argument as serious as i thought
I donāt do that kind of thing if or when I make a decision to break up with someone thatās final.
Yea i feel the same now a day
My ex boyfriend broke up with me and got right back with me less than an hour later. The next day he broke up with me again.
Yep they do it as an ego boost
I've never gone back to a guy I broke up with so I don't have a shortest breakup.
I didn't go back to him. He came back to me 𤣠So i see it as a win win. But from here on out, no backsies
A few months after graduation I lost my mother they werenāt understanding.
Dang im sorry
Itās OK itās normal some guys are just not emotionally available like that
I've been married so long I don't remember my breakups. When I broke up with someone it was permanent, I never went back to the same person.
How long have you been married
Wow thats amazing
Im sorry for your loss but i know he's in a better place
Okay dont make me tear up :(
My breakups have been permanent.
I think because I'm a very laid back person, things don't bother me until they get to the no point of return. Then there is no turning back.
Yea he and iwerent at that point of no return so thats why we got back together so quick
None of my break ups have been temporary, or short, they have all been permanent.
Even better
I agree
Does a Bumble match count? We matched, we talked a bit, then we "broke up", it was only like 2 hours 😂
Lmao it counts
3 weeks i believe. She started talking about marriage and me helping with her kids. I was out once that came up that quick
Lmao but you got back with her?
Hell no. Look at the answer I just posted before this response. Lol
About 24 hour I had to stop her and say good look I don't want to continue thanks
Oh no i meant shortest breakup in which u got back together
5 months and now we are back I have seen so much and was close to face mental and health issues because of what I have seen and I was lonely I had to ask her help I'm not hoping to continue this relationship but I definitely appreciate her when I was falling and asked her help she said don't worry I'm on your side and will support you i wouldn't stand again without her. Some women have magical effect on men life
Shortest was like 2 days. But we had sex within those two days lol
So y'all broke up just to have breakup sex? Or was it makeup sex? Lmao
@DizzyDesii I donāt really know. We broke up. Had sex the next afternoon then got back together the next day or so
Never had anything like that. Weād fight but never break it off.
I hate we broke it off cause when we did, i flirted my ass off before we got back together š¤¦āāļø
Good at what? Flirting? Lmao
Lol I've been a pro before i met him haha
You were a bad flirter before your girl came along?
Haha
Well the only proper hook-up I ever had its my marriage and it's going strong. 😊
Glad it worked out for the longrun
Absolutely ššš
But i said breakup not hookup lol
So technically no breakup so far
Oh wow amazing
No girl said yes to me before that šš
Its all good haha
True, no complaints š
Ummm i didn't did patch up after breaking up with anyone.
I dated a medical studentā¦nope
Lmao wym
Omg yes! I dated two and it didn't even last a month. But no i meant whats the shortest breakup where you got back together shortly after
Couple hours to a few days.
Yep same
We broke up for like 2 hours and got back together
Haha dang
When I'm done I'm done. No temporary break ups
Yea i say that nowā¦
I don't do temporary breakups.
I dont anynore
Does one night stands count? lol plenty of them...
Lol no
After two weeks of dating
1 y 10m
Lmao at least you broke the loop
won't he do it šš
As soon as she ask gor money
Lmao i said breakup not relationship
A day and then a month later she cheated on me
Been there
Same as you
It sucks but it happens
Yeah it really does
1 day
Yep weāve all been there
6 Months
Dang thats looong
3 hours lol
Yep I've been there lol
yea lol
Couple of hours
Not even couple of hours. May be less than 90 minutes.
Ex and I decided to go on our own paths mutually just to realize we missed each other so much under 90 minutes and we got together
Aww are y'all still together
Unfortunately not together anymore
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