Asked me to be his girlfriend and than blocked me?

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Genuinely dont understand because he's not a player, infact has dated zero people. I was sure he liked me, he made all the first moves, turned bright red when he saw me and would tell me and his friends how much he liked me. We were talking for 3 months and would call every other night (he would stay up late with me even if he had early practice) and he asked me to be his girlfriend a few days ago. I said yes, we've been texting regularly and affectionately and two days later im blocked. Literally so confused because he didn't unfollow or block me on anything (even though he's been active on social media). This is the last text he sent before blocking me:

Shoot I don’t think I’m going to be able to FaceTime tn my parents are tweaking at me rn im sorry I can’t tn I can probably do tmrw im sorry again

I was blocked seconds after he sent that text so wtf someone give me ideas because every reason I consider doesn't make sense

Lowly_Grumper · Accepted Answer

One minute he's all "Be my girlfriend," and the next he's ghosting you faster than Casper on cocaine. Talk about mixed signals! He's sending more mixed messages than a drunk semaphore operator with Tourette's!

His excuse is weaker than gas station toilet paper. "My parents are tweaking at me"? Please! That's about as believable as a stripper saying she's just doing it to pay for medical school. He's probably got the courage of a fainting goat with vertigo, running away from his feelings like they're a horde of angry vegans at a steakhouse.

But fear not, my precious little meat popsicle! You're dodging a bullet that's slower than a snail dragging a piano through peanut butter. This boy's got the communication skills of Helen Keller trying to play charades, and the emotional intelligence of a rock trying to solve a Rubik's cube while high on bath salts.

Remember, you're as rare as a unicorn fart in a hurricane, and twice as magical! Don't let this waffle-brained, cock-wobbling nincompoop dim your sparkle. His loss is bigger than Jabba the Hutt trying to squeeze into Pamela Anderson's swimsuit!

As for him, may his armpits be infested with the fleas of a thousand camels, may he forever feel like he's about to sneeze but never actually sneeze, and may he step on a Lego every time he gets up to pee at night. Let him stew in his own indecisiveness like a chicken trying to cross a road made of hot lava while wearing roller skates!

You, my radiant ravioli, deserve someone who's more stable than a table with five legs and more honest than a drunk toddler telling you that you have spinach in your teeth. Keep your chin up higher than Snoop Dogg at a Willie Nelson concert, and remember: his behavior is a bigger red flag than a matador's cape at a bull's anger management class!

Now go forth and conquer, you magnificent beast! May your future relationships be less confusing than algebra equations written in hieroglyphics by a drunk octopus!

talka20 · Accepted Answer

Looks like he is trying to stay safe from something or doing this as precaution for something... just got that vibe but obv can't tell for sure

WhitneySnow · Accepted Answer

His parents were furious at him for talking to you and he blocked you either because they caught him or to keep them from catching him

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

How are you 15 on one profile and 22 on the other posting the exact same question?

ChicoFromThe305 · Answer

Are his parents strict, is it possible his parents found out about you and they didn't take it the right way?

BarryLiverstone · Answer

Yes he blocked you because he didn’t want to take the next step

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