Polls: Break Up & Divorce

Okay, so I talk to women and men all the time, as per being a human and social. When I talk to men it's usually just straight-forward questions and answers, with logical precedents and conclusions when discussing things and short but to the point conversation in general. I like this.

With women it's just all over the damn place, with secret messages and bullsh*t thinking combined with poor logical thought and generally nonsensical argumentation or even just general conversation. They are random, they aren't to the point, they are verbose, and they say very little worth listening to.

Obviously these are my general experiences and I know females and males that defy these or are even opposite my view, but it puzzles me mainly because it's really difficult to talk to people who have no point, who have interest in generally superflurious things, and are almost so driven by bad thinking and media influence ( "Media" referring also to word-of-mouth A.K.A. girlfriends ) with bandwagon mentality that it's just... stupid.

It takes me twice as long to get something simple done with a woman than with a man. Now most say women are better communicators, but I think that's nuts, because when was the last time you really struggled with a guy to get something simple as hell across? No, I mean something that's actually valuable and tangible, like a process, not your emotional turmoil which is actually horribly complex.

Does anyone agree with me?

The right - protect her against cars, etc.

The left - protect against muggers, etc.

Also, I'm left handed, which impacts door holding.

Some stupid sh*t just happened...i won't get into what it was but...

Im going to a bar tonight to take as many shots of patron as it takes to forget all about it. anyone ever do this?

how many shots do you think it will take me to forget about it?

ill come back tomorrow and update this with the answer.

im 5'9 160 lbs so I'm going to guess about... 12

When a girlfriend and I were together, she allowed me take some rather beautiful and provocative nude photos of her, including some where she was giving me head. Now that we're breaking up (or at least seeing less of each other), she wants all the digital files back. I don't want to be a jerk about it (we're still great friends), but I also wouldn't mind keeping copies as mementos (I'm a connoisseur of the female form, as well as a sentimental fool :)

I have absolutely no intention of sharing or distributing her photos as they are very personal to me (as well as to her) and a lawyer friend of mine assured me that I have no legal obligation to return them so long as I have no intention of distributing them or making them public. He points out that the photos were taken during private moments in her life, which also happen to be part of MY LIFE as well. The courts call it "joint custody" -- so the most I would have to do is give her COPIES of whatever photos she wanted.

That said, does anyone think that I should still give her back all her photos and files? Should I really allow her wishes to supersede mine, even though we legally have equal rights to these lovely mementos?