13 Reasons Why You Should Date A Star Wars Nerd

[ConsultantIsBack]

Ladies, this is why you should date a Star Wars nerd:

1. We know how to use our lightsaber

2. The Force is Strong with us

3. We have Mastered the Force

4. We know how to go slow or jump to lightspeed, whichever you prefer

5. We could easily role play if you want us to

6. We are good with our hands and have control over our entire body

7. We know how to tie you up

8. We like to Choke

9. We can easily switch between the Light Side and Dark Side when necessary

10. We know how to seduce even the strongest to the Dark Side

11. We can last long. Have you seen those epic lightsaber duels? They go on forever.

12. We looovvee a certain something that looks similar to Admiral Ackbar.

13. If you take out the power source to our Death Star we can rebuild it quickly.

14. Our children will kick ass.

[bluenose1872]

I just watched the first 3 films the other day. First one was meh but the 2nd and 3rd ones were good. Can understand the star wars fans fascination with light sabers. Gotta be the coolest movie invention ever. The noise from them is excellent. I got a thrill from that battle in the forest on those scooters with luke and leia and the imperial troopers. Everytime those light sabers spark up I get a kick out of it. I'm not going to be a fanboy. Bit old to get carried away with anything but they're good. Goin to watch the newer ones when I get a chance

[ConsultantIsBack]

oh nice!

[xHoneyxBeex]

Lol YES! This is great. I just saw the Force Awakens yesterday so I'm still in the Star Wars mindset :) haha

[ConsultantIsBack]

It was so good, saw it twice opening weekend

[xHoneyxBeex]

Lol really? It's been out for several weeks and it was still so crowded yesterday! I got stuck with bad seats near the front because there were so many people.

[ihatethiswebsite]

It was better than I thought it would be. I just saw it today. I'm looking forward to the next one that comes out In a couple of years.

[xHoneyxBeex]

@ihatethiswebsite Yes, I'm looking forward to the next one also!

[BelleGirl21]

Oh my gosh, just saw the new one (finally) I LOVED it!!! That has nothing to do with your take but I had to get it out there!

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[ConsultantIsBack]

I LOVE THAT!!! hahaha

[AleDeEurope]

11. We can last long. Have you seen those epic lightsaber duels? They go on forever.

Woah dude, who's the other guy you're gonna have a "lightsaber" duel with? I didn't know you go that way too...
xD

Nice take hahaha xD

[ConsultantIsBack]

hahahhaa didn't think of it that way

[Waffles731]

Actually thats an homage to what people like errol flynn did in old swashbuckling films, hell they do the same thing in pirates. (I'm star wars fan not mocking it here.)
Note how in those duels until certain moments when one person is scripted to get the upper hand both sides deliberately hit the other persons lightsaber.
Real sword and what lightsaber fights would be,
generally were over in a span of a few seconds

[ConsultantIsBack]

@Waffles731 I agree, very choreographed and theatric

[Waffles731]

I'm seeing star wars tonight,
Someone spoiled the fact that they KILL MY FAVORITE CHARACTER FROM THE ORIGINALLY TRILOGY

[Waffles731]

I mean I'm still looking forward to it as all hell but really JJ abrams

[ConsultantIsBack]

@Waffles731 I really liked it man. Saw it twice in opening weekend lol

[Waffles731]

Yeah but him really,
Hell his actor was the only guy who had career after outside the other guys marvelous portrayal of the joker in the batman series and games

[ConsultantIsBack]

@Waffles731 ya in an interview, Abrams said they had to do something "fucking bold" n order to get kylo's character to even come close in comparison with cinema's greatest villain of all time, Vader

[Waffles731]

I hope you are right
Aw I prefer Indiana Jones Anyway

[Waffles731]

And there was no fourth movie

[GirlsLie]

"We know how to use our lightsaber"
"We can last long. Have you seen those epic lightsaber duels? They go on forever."

do you realize how wrong those two are together. I'll never be the same after reading this lol

[ConsultantIsBack]

hahaha sorry :p

[GirlyGal20]

That WASN'T supposed to be dirty?

[GirlsLie]

I'm not sure if the second one was supposed to mean what I pictured in my head...

[cookiesandcream]

Yes!!! Yes!!! Yes!!! Star Wars is awesome! I saw it thrice in the cinemas! My cousins and I all even have light saber chopsticks which light up!!!

[ConsultantIsBack]

Hahaha oh yeah!!

[Goldie757]

Let me guess, you have been looking for love in Alderaan places. 😂

[ConsultantIsBack]

LOOOLL
that's good

[ArchDruidMordred]

Knowing how to use a lightsaber? How many Star wars fans actually study the 7 forms of lightsaber combat anymore?

[ConsultantIsBack]

the 7 whaaat?
lol I don't know

[Soyeah999]

Omg that picture of Harrison Ford... If you roleplayed him I would just die... But I don't like star wars much, star trek forever ;p

[ConsultantIsBack]

haha i respect that. even tho we all know the millenium falcon could outrun the enterprise 😜

[Soyeah999]

Spock. Your argument is invalid. ;)

[ConsultantIsBack]

hahaha
i like star trek tho. I would never admit that to IRL friends tho :P my dad loved it so i grew up watching it, and the new movies are good.

[Soyeah999]

That's sweet :). Original series or next generation?

[ConsultantIsBack]

Next generation and voyager

[Soyeah999]

Yeah same, but Picard wins over Kirk...

[ConsultantIsBack]

Picard and Riker kick ass
Soo alpha lol

[Soyeah999]

Meh to Riker. Geordie and data are my OTP :D

[ConsultantIsBack]

Worf!!! Now HE kicked ass

[Soyeah999]

Oooooh yeah, he's the best ;)

[Mister_No]

For 10 years no one has mentioned star wars, new movie comes out and all of a sudden everyone is an expert in star wars universe...

[ConsultantIsBack]

Do you even expanded universe bro?

Obviously something new will stir up excitement!

[hellosweetie49525]

# 10. We know how to seduce even the strongest to the Dark Side

What if that person is already at the dark side?
Mwahahahaha! Lol 😉

[ConsultantIsBack]

Hahaha oh yeah

[hellosweetie49525]

Yeah!!! See!! Some are already on the dark side!!

[TheSkaFish]

I'm surprised there were no references to the Sarlacc Pit :P

[ConsultantIsBack]

Hahahaha

[ChromAzonyx108]

I'm not a fan of Star Wars but I get the basics. Or perhaps I'm just dirty minded. Either ways, nice myTake

[Doffydood]

Well isn't that great?

Now, let's have 13 Reasons Why You Should Date A Tolkien Nerd.

Thanks :P

[ConsultantIsBack]

Haha not my expertise there

[Doffydood]

Ahhhh, curses! Haha

[butimsharon]

Have never seen Star Wars🙈 but I kinda want to hehe

[ConsultantIsBack]

hahaha YES YOU SHOULD

[jessica54122]

haha this is great, the movie was also amazing, really funny post

[ConsultantIsBack]

Haha thanks!!

[Intraluminal]

This is great! It exactly captures the strengths of Star Wars nerds. We rule!

[ConsultantIsBack]

HELL YEAH!!
haha thanks for reading

[Intraluminal]

You know you're a redneck Jedi when...

You hear "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."

You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

Wookiees are offended by your B. O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

[RonG96]

The more you share with your boyfriend the closer connection you will have I dint really like this new movie I felt like the clone wars series was much better even though this was a full feature film

[akadatank44]

Bitch please I have not only Masterd The Force but I am The Force 😏😂😂

[ConsultantIsBack]

Hahaha hell yeah

[akadatank44]

Thats what she said haha 😂😂

[Evelfa]

I've had my padawan braid in since the premiere (perks of living in london) and it ain't coming out any time soon!

[mr90skid]

Admiral Ackbar = tentacle porn for the extra freaky?
lol nice take

[OpenWine]

Now 13 (I mean 15 psst) reasons why girls should date guys who've watched seikon no qwaser 😂