13 Reasons Why You Should Date A Star Wars Nerd

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Ladies, this is why you should date a Star Wars nerd:


1. We know how to use our lightsaber


13 Reasons Why You Should Date A Star Wars Nerd


2. The Force is Strong with us


13 Reasons Why You Should Date A Star Wars Nerd




3. We have Mastered the Force


13 Reasons Why You Should Date A Star Wars Nerd


4. We know how to go slow or jump to lightspeed, whichever you prefer


13 Reasons Why You Should Date A Star Wars Nerd


5. We could easily role play if you want us to


13 Reasons Why You Should Date A Star Wars Nerd


6. We are good with our hands and have control over our entire body


13 Reasons Why You Should Date A Star Wars Nerd


7. We know how to tie you up


13 Reasons Why You Should Date A Star Wars Nerd


8. We like to Choke


13 Reasons Why You Should Date A Star Wars Nerd


9. We can easily switch between the Light Side and Dark Side when necessary


13 Reasons Why You Should Date A Star Wars Nerd


10. We know how to seduce even the strongest to the Dark Side


13 Reasons Why You Should Date A Star Wars Nerd


11. We can last long. Have you seen those epic lightsaber duels? They go on forever.


13 Reasons Why You Should Date A Star Wars Nerd


12. We looovvee a certain something that looks similar to Admiral Ackbar.


13 Reasons Why You Should Date A Star Wars Nerd


13. If you take out the power source to our Death Star we can rebuild it quickly.


13 Reasons Why You Should Date A Star Wars Nerd


14. Our children will kick ass.


13 Reasons Why You Should Date A Star Wars Nerd

13 Reasons Why You Should Date A Star Wars Nerd
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