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The Infuriating Irresistible Checklist

This is from Google.
This is from Google.

THE ULTIMATE BOYFRIEND CHECKLIST

I figured I should use one.

Here are a few characteristics that I know no single man can possess, but a woman can dream right? Am always ecstatic to find even one of these.

1) Knows Japanese

I am down bad for ASMR and anime men. Have always been that way. Rather than fixing me, why not indulge in me? Majority of you have that deep voice going, and its no problem if you don't, so long you are devoted to the act.

Think of Gomez Addams and French language, more hotter and much less obedient.

2) Taller than me

I don't care much about height unless I'm dating a woman. Oh, and i'm 5”5, and the shortest guy I've seen is 5’6 so we are set, right?

3) Has good English vocabulary

English is my favorite language. And I'm very influenced by English as culture. Get this, I love India and I know 4 languages that are dominantly Indian, so of course I would appreciate a bit of linguistics.

(Ex used to read one book a day. I don't think he really finished them all but it was super adorable.) (He was so submissive ><)

4) Has great communication skills

A man without boundaries is a crimson flag to me.

A man who only expresses himself with anger is a bright red one.

5) Is more emotionally mature than me

This one is inspired by my brother, who is more sensitive and loving than I am. The sweetest guy in the universe unless you eat the WHOLE pizza by yourself. Then bolt!

Also, therapy, sometimes we are all stressed out, so go check one. I promise you ain’t crazy!

6) Has the same humour as me

I am awesome. Nothing against other people's sense of humour. Also, wit is a form of charm. Just saying.

7) Enjoys cooking (I cook too, just not everyday.)

8) Enjoys reading (or at least watching me read, discussing TV tropes and Internet culture and overuses the word “nuance” bc I said one it was “hot”)

9) Is fit (Like, gym once a month and a few muscle ripples. No b∅dy hair!) (Slender/chubby is good so long you are fit and cute.)

10) Has voluminous hair (dark eyelashes and stuff)

11) Has same opinions as me

And is discreet when that's not the case.

12) Is financially stable

Unless I am dating a college guy or something. Obvio.

13) Same age or lower

14) Is a childfree man

Check (11) and (13), please.

I love children the same way I love art in museums.

15) S-x positive without being a complete W word. (You are dangerously cute if you don't know that word. Bless you!)

This one is sort of tricky and I will do a follow up later. You can still leave your queries in the comments, bc that's the only point you're interested in.

16) Loves me

IDC if he understands me, women were made to love!!!!!!! So loveeeeeee me. Love every inch of me, every word I utter, all facets of my personality! (Corniest line, ever) (Love me in a way I understand).

Warm regards,
anon1903

The Infuriating Irresistible Checklist
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