How do I become a beta male?

Fearless_banana

Yoda Age: 32

I want to learn the ins and outs of a beta male.

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RJGraveyTrain Follow
InfluencerMaster Age: 32

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Okay so here's what you do bruh:

You act completely unargumentative. Agree with everything somebody says, unless they're alpha, then you act offended as shit and agree with new gen feminists while you polish their loafers.

Never look a woman in the eyes, that's disrespectful as f. She is holy and superior, you worship her in seclusion and silence.

Have no original opinions of your own. Just copy that radical feminist you know.

Only drink organic or non alcoholic beer.

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ElissaDido Follow
InfluencerMaster Age: 30

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Purposely Forget to say #NoHomo each time you suck Dick

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- Fearless_banana
  
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  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVmH7EPr_7k
  
  What if I go to a gayclub? I said no homo the whole time. Can I still be a beta?
  
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- ElissaDido
  
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  Only if you secretly enjoyed it😜
  
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Anonymous
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images.goasksuzie.com/.../...male-info-graphic.jpg

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PlzJustDie Follow
Xper 7 Age: 29

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https://i.imgflip.com/s38mo.jpg

Nuff said.

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Anonymous
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1. Be total whipped simp who panders up to women and doesn't have a backbone to call them out on their shit.

2. Be born under 6'0 and not have status, wealth.

3. Don't lift.

4. Have low confidence.

5. Have below average test

6. Do stuff like this mytake says:

www.girlsaskguys.com/.../a29618-8-things-guys-think-girls-don-t-care-about-but-they-really-do

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DarkHumorRUs Follow
Guru Age: 28 , mho 38%

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Step 1) Believe that every single male can be narrowed down to alpha or beta

Step 2) Act like an alpha because of your low self esteem and insecurity

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- Fearless_banana
  
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  Repd. I hate those guys who act alpha. It's an obvious inferiority issue. I'll give you MHO.
  
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Billlewis Follow
Master Age: 62 , mho 37%

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I recommend that you start telling women that you're only interested in serving them financially and as a personal slave, maid and oral servant. Let them know that they're also welcome to date other guys whenever they want, as well.

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JCT666 Follow
Guru Age: 27

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Beta males in my view are usually a bunch of oversensitive, whiny, immature, anti-social wimps and like to blame women for their love-life failures.

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Anonymous
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Spending an abnormal amount of time making fun of other dudes on a site like GAG seems like a good start...

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- Fearless_banana
  
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  Yeah I hate guys like that. I'll give you MHO.
  
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- Opinion Owner
  
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  What a white knight.
  
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- Fearless_banana
  
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  I'm just a feminist.
  
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Phoenix98 Follow
Master Age: 33

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6K opinions shared on Dating topic.

Gain 100-200lbs in fat, a neck beard and never appear in public again, that should do it also become a feminist.

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Anonymous
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Start with whining about feminism and how it's the reason you can't get laid.

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- Fearless_banana
  
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  I'm saving myself till marriage.
  
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- Opinion Owner
  
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  That works too.
  
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Anonymous
(30-35)

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What do you mean become, you already are one...

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- Fearless_banana
  
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  Don't hurt my feelings anon. You might trigger me.
  
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Shawn58 Follow
Xper 7 Age: 32

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Well how do you no your the alpha. Do you have a pack are they betas lol.

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Dred1614 Follow
Yoda Age: 31

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Judging by your profile picture, you'd have to lose a lot of muscle mass.

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Anonymous
(30-35)

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I learned a lot from this

thepopularman.com/.../

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GogetaThaGod Follow
Xper 4 Age: 28

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Stop working out and start wearing fedoras bruh and never say no homo even if you did enjoy it secretly

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Mustachekitteh Follow
Master Age: 34 , mho 44%

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Only beta I know of are beta testers.

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akadatank44 Follow
Guru Age: 35

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3K opinions shared on Dating topic.

Lmao I was gonna say get a Fedora😂

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lost_alice Follow
Explorer Age: 25

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who the fuck did this classification? lol

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Anonymous
(25-29)

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Become a whiny feminist who wears fedoras.

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RainbowFanGirl Follow
Guru Age: 27

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Stop lifting 😬

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fartsniffer2016 Follow
Xper 3 Age: 30

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Rep me.

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  Negd
  
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goodmood Follow
Xper 5 Age: 34

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that's gamma male

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