Most Helpful Guy
You should tell him the truth. Just say "Look, you're old and ugly and I'm only around you for the money because I don't really have any dignity or self respect. Let's just be honest with each other about that, it saves time. Now give me some money for new shoes and I'll show you my tits again".
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Most Helpful Girl
If you wanna keep getting paid it'd probably be smart to go along with it. If he's a push over just shrug and say whatever.