My best Friends Mom Sending Me Flirty Texts!!! What does this mean? What should I do?

[yeahdude]

My best friends mom had been texting me really flirty texts recently such as

Hey I think you’re interesting and have great energy. Is it too weird that I want to hangout with you?

Are you laughing because you know you’ll kick my ass?

Maybe you’ll have to come over and watch it some time with me and tell me what the heck is going on!

You always seem so quiet but you’re very entertaining indeed

Whoa that’s impressive! We should ride together sometime 👍🏼

Firstly... you articulate so descriptively and amusingly well! I enjoy reading your text. You’re very funny!

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN AND WHAT DO I DO?

[PLAGoAway]

She wants you, but ofcourse it'll make the friendship awkward. I wouldn't do that to my best friend... just ignore it lol or remind her of the appropriate formalities between a kids best friend and his mom by just being boring and calling her Mrs. Johnson or whatever their last name is and honestly shouldn't be texting her

[yeahdude]

Ok thanks a bunch!

[PLAGoAway]

Welcome!

[yeahdude]

OH MY GOD SHE JUST TEXTED ME AND TOLD ME WHAT DAYS she's HOME ALONE

[PLAGoAway]

HahahaxD sorry to laugh but thats legendary! She a single mom?

[yeahdude]

Yeah!

[PLAGoAway]

Tell her it isn't healthy to be stuck in the house and she should be more productive and get a hobby. But of course in your own words lol

[PLAGoAway]

Oooh, if you're especially daring tell her to join a gym in a nice innocent unassuming way. She'll get the idea then

[yeahdude]

Ooooh, devilish! I like it 😏

[PLAGoAway]

HahaxD keep me posted!:D

[yeahdude]

I feel like I should go watch tv with her, like she offered, just to see what happens...

[yeahdude]

If she does make I’ll reject her probably, I just wanna know. She does seem to be trying to hang out with me one way or another tho.

[PLAGoAway]

Good plan! You gotta figure out her true intentions. Can't be found guilty if she initiates something and you reject it.

[sc15022]

I'd say go for it depending on how much you care for your friend 😂👌

[yeahdude]

But I can’t he’s like my very BEST friend

[sc15022]

How hot is she?

[yeahdude]

6.5 or 7 on a good day

[sc15022]

In that case no, bros before hoes

[yeahdude]

OH MY GOD SHE JUST TEXTED ME AND TOLD ME WHAT DAYS she's HOME ALONE

[sc15022]

I don't know about that man, sounds like a trap to me

[sc15022]

I'd strongly consider it tbh, pussy is pussy... Just wrap the willy and all that jazz, it'd be awkward to be your friend's stepdad 😂

[yeahdude]

Haha why does it sound like a trap?

[sc15022]

Cause you never know with women, they're crazy sometimes. She could out you at anytime to her husband or your friend

[yeahdude]

Ya although she’s single

[sc15022]

Then it's go time, my friend. Pack some condoms, some spermicide and have a good one 👍

[Elviran]

I would tell your parents..

[yeahdude]

Why?

[Elviran]

Cause your 13 and if it is your best friends mom that doesn't make it okay its borderline creepy and wrong.

[yeahdude]

I’m 18 actually I messed up making my account

[Elviran]

Oh haha then I would just play it off or tell your friend

[yeahdude]

OH MY GOD SHE JUST TEXTED ME AND TOLD ME WHAT DAYS she's HOME ALONE!

[LordFarquaad1]

Bro. Honestly. F*ck his mom if she is fine.

[yeahdude]

OH MY GOD SHE JUST TEXTED ME AND TOLD ME WHAT DAYS she's HOME ALONE!

[itzmayanoreaga]

Ask her why are you texting me?

[yeahdude]

I can’t tho that would make Hong’s awkward... I spend a good amount of time at their house as well

[itzmayanoreaga]

Maybe she's just trying to get at you

[yeahdude]

OH MY GOD SHE JUST TEXTED ME AND TOLD ME WHAT DAYS she's HOME ALONE

[itzmayanoreaga]

Are you in or you don't wanna cus she just probably might wanna. Smash

[unaccepted_girl]

Ignore

[yeahdude]

OH MY GOD SHE JUST TEXTED ME AND TOLD ME WHAT DAYS she's HOME ALONE

[unaccepted_girl]

Tell her you have somewhere out of town to be

[yeahdude]

She literally said “I’m solo Sunday’s Monday’s and Tuesdays”

[unaccepted_girl]

My best friend's dad did that.

[unaccepted_girl]

I said I had a doctor appointment out of state

[yeahdude]

Wow nice jobs

[unaccepted_girl]

It's what I do