How to stop my boyfriend from waking me up in the middle of the night?

[Anonymous]

We live in a one bedroom apartment so I don’t have another spare room to go to. I usually go to bed at 10pm and he goes to bed at 1am due to our different work schedule. Every night at 1am, he would say very loudly “GOODNIGHT CHARLIE (our cat) YOU GOOD GIRL”. He then proceed to bed and within 1 minute he’s already snoring. I then stay up for hours. There are nights I just lay there crying because I can’t fall back asleep. I feel ill every morning. I’ve told him many times to stop saying goodnight to cat so loudly because she doesn’t understand him anyways, but he just won’t stop! Every weekends (my only chance to sleep in), he would set his alarm at 6am and snooze it until 9-10am before he finally get up. I, however, am wide awake after his first alarm at 6am. How do I get my boyfriend to stop saying “GOODNIGHT CHARLIE YOU GOOD GIRL” loudly in the middle of the night and setting alarms that he ignores on weekends? I’m so sleep deprived I feel like I’m dying.

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+1 y

I wear earplugs everynight. I have a good pair of custom made earplugs, however, it does not block out him saying goodnight to cat and does not block out his weekend alarms.

[TheCursedBoy]

Tell him clearly : I am not able to sleep and work properly because of you, I just can't sleep.. Respect me when I ask you to not scream at night because it wakes me up.. If he doesn't understand that and don't respect you then I guess you should put him in a dilemma : Respect me and let me sleep or it's not gonna work out ! Tell him that in a serious way (even if you love him more than anything, it's gonna ring a bell in his mind). If he says he doesn't care then you have dodged a bullet with this guy, if he really loves you he gonna respect you ! Good luck :)

[Chris00987]

He sounds inconsiderate like my ex.
She would come home late and turn every light on and wake me up.
Or she slept at an angle or on top of me kinda.
There was no way to sleep with her no matter how hard I tried.
I started sleeping on the couch, then later on an air mattress in our son's room.
He was scared of the dark anyway so I slept on the floor.
She would get so mad at me for not sleeping with her.
Normally I don't like violence, but you really might have to backhand him one the next time he wakes you up talking to the fucking cat.

[smartyanne]

He sounds awful. Can you wake him up in the middle of the night so he understands how annoying he's being?

[Asker]

I have purposely wake him up to revenge him because I was so miserable. However, he falls back asleep in less than a minute, every time.

[MlleCake]

Earplugs. He needs to seek treatment for his snoring though.

[Asker]

My earplugs don’t block out him saying goodnight loudly to the cat and his weekends’ alarms :(

[MlleCake]

Oh, just take his alarm clock on Friday night before bed. Just take it, unplug it, and hide it.

I agree with the "no sex until you stop making unreasonable noise when coming to bed."

But YOU may also benefit from taking a sleep aid to help keep your thoughts from spinning you awake after a momentary disturbance - not saying you are wrong to want him to be quiet, but a few words shouldn't keep you awake all night either.

[AlphaGhost]

I would recommend you to rub some "Cat feed" on his balls during his sleep next time he did this and let the Charlie (keep charlie offfeed for 18 hours too) deal with him for good. I would give him fare share of warning first before ending his future.
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I can guarantee you he will stop loving the charlie for good.

[Pejtu]

HOW WHY would you name a female cat Charlie !
COME ON ! :(

Just tell him to shut up or he will be jerking off for the rest ofthe month

I've done similar to my girlfriend i told her if u dont stop watching tv series while im sleeping at 3 AM u will fuck your pussy with your fingers for the next month
She stopped immidietly after i said it she turned off the tv

[Random_Guy_Online]

I'd be so pissed off. That'd probably break a relationship for me if they kept doing that even if I told them to stop.

[Anonymous]

Straight kick to his balls to rupture them... all is fixed 🤣

[Tyffen]

Wow... I would get so pissed

[Texaskid1]

Break up with him.