Ladies any pick up lines or openers that worked for you or could work?

[Anonymous]

Hey I'm 23 yes old never had a girlfriend, virgin, and don't have female friends. So my my only hope is a dating site so imma need a bit of help. Honestly my text game and talking skills are not the best.

[xoamanda]

there are these channels on YouTube that parody fuckbois and they use funny pickup lines like "hypothetically, if i was a squirrel and you was an acorn, and we met eyes from adjacent at the park, would you go nuts for me?"
i had someone steal a line from the video and use it on me and i thought it was funny af so try to think of someone funny rather than something that shows you're trying too hard!

[Asker]

Yeah iv seen those videos of guys picking up random girls do they actually work i'v always thought those were set up and not real. Do they really work girls? Really want to know your opinion on this

[xoamanda]

oh i don't mean the ones where they pick up girls, those are totally fake. i mean the skits that are obviously fake. these ones are set up to be funny - the pickup lines are purely for humor and not for picking up girls. this is exactly why it works - girls like funny guys. id definitely respond to a funny joke/pickup line rather than an essay bout how pretty I am. if you want to see what i mean, search for "why you sittin alone tho?" by cherdleys on YouTube. it's really funny!

[Asker]

Lol just watched it, I kinda cringed and lmao through the whole skit😅. But I guess your saying humor plays a big role when someone sends a opener yeah? Which I get cause no one wants a boring ass relationship nuh?

[xoamanda]

if you cringed and laughed, then perfect! that's exactly what you should be doing and what you want the girl to do (a joke so bad that it's funny and she needs to respond to)

[Asker]

Yeah it was definitely funny af. Yes it sounds sensible when you say it like that. I guess it'll draw her attention on to you and get her talking yeah? And by the way you think those cheesy lines work in person?

[xoamanda]

they should, as long as you make it clear that it's a joke and don't take it seriously (or don't make it seem serious) so that she isn't turned off

[Asker]

Oh yeah definitely, if she's not already put off by it already:P. Hey your pretty interesting and insightful. Any way we could be friends? (Don't mean to come off too creepy)

[xoamanda]

Sure, follow me

[Asker]

I guess I already am no idea how this platform works, cause I joined it recently 🤔

[xoamanda]

you should be able to DM me then

[Asker]

Lol apparently my xper level is not high enough I don't know what that means lol this app is not the most helpful for a social media platform...

[NurseStacy]

No.
I don’t spend my time trying to learn lines that i may forget.
I like to be authentic.
Whatever comes to my mind at the time is what I said whether that be giving a compliment or talking about the weather.

[Asker]

I guess you would know after being in the game for 100 odd years :P. Ha ha, in all honesty I'm quite pragmatic so creatively doesn't flow freely. I guess practice us my only hope yeah?

[NurseStacy]

Yes, I’m older than dirt :)
I would say practice in the mirror before hand and imagine that you are speaking to a young lady passing by.
I wouldn’t go for pick up lines but more so natural conversation that can result in you getting her number.
start off by giving a compliment and then making small talk. I would end with asking for her number and offering to take her out sometime.

[Asker]

Yeah I kinda cringe when I see those pick up lines and I feel like its really not me. Like I said my linguistic skills aren't the best. But most likely I'll approach people online through some online sites so nothing much to go on. But thanks that was very insightful :)

[NurseStacy]

Ah yes, online takes the pressure away bigger time.
I would use that as a supplement way of finding someone but not my only and main way.
You’ll get disappointed if you put all of your eggs in one basket.
Try to do it in real life as well.
Best wishes!

[Asker]

The irony is I do go clubbing and partying often but I always go for fun and usually go with the intention enjoying music instead of hooking up or picking up girls. And find guys who go like hawks to gets get girls creepy and ruining the general vibe. But I guess your right i need to try every other Avenue. Thanks for the help 😌👍🏻

[NurseStacy]

No problem :)

[ramifb11]

How about this, 😎 hey, girl I couldnt find a pick up line to score perfection as u 👌👌