Guys, if a girl can fart as loud as you and smell just as deadly do you think you two could get along?

[Daniela1982]

Let's be honest, there are times when you have to let loose or blow up. You can hopefully just let out a silent but deadly one, but at other times that methane just explodes out of your ring piece. Are you one to go GROSS! and kick her out of the car or roll down all the windows in a blizzard, or do you just return the favor and rip one back? Do you think you could get along and would you ask her out for a 2nd date?

Oh my God! Why don't you just gag me!!

[MannMitAntworten]

Every woman farts louder and prouder than me with a stink that DARPA could bottle Nd use against our enemies, so yes.

[MannMitAntworten]

What hell dies in women?

[Daniela1982]

No clue, but stay away from cabbage or baked beans.

[MannMitAntworten]

@daniel1982 i’ll remember to avoid women on Saint Patrick’s Day and Forth of July for sure then. Thanks for the heads up.

[Daniela1982]

The problem is that some women still have their old Cabbage Patch Kid dolls from when they were kids. I still have one of mine.

[MannMitAntworten]

@daniel1982 I didn’t think those things were edible.

[Daniela1982]

They aren't, I tried. But the name Cabbage Patch makes you think it is great food. It is for cole slaw but the end product is not for the feint of smell.

[MannMitAntworten]

Maybe they are meant to be dishes for the coleslaw? Eat out of their heads kind of thing. But yeah, definitely not for the easily queasy.

[OlderAndWiser]

The women I date do not fart.

[Daniela1982]

We all fart unless you are wearing a colostomy bag and I don't even know for sure about that. They may never do it in front of you, but I don't see how long they can keep that up as it is a natural function just like defecating or peeing. Of course you can maybe keep from it in a dating situation but once you are married all holds are now legal.

[OlderAndWiser]

So much information is lost with digital communications; that is why I constantly rail about young people and their over-reliance on texting in relationships. Actually, I was being a bit facetious with my comment.

However, I have dated many women for months or years and was never aware that that they had even once farted. I was married for four years, and together almost three years before that, to one woman who did not once fart in my presence. Some people maintain their best behavior even when the relationship becomes old and familiar.

[Daniela1982]

Wow, that's a first for me. I would love to know what her diet was. She could publish a book "Why I don't fart, or at least the men never detected it".

[OlderAndWiser]

She would say the same thing about me.

[SuperManiac]

I would have to build more epic ones... because I love her and don't want to leave her. I will eat beans all day long. It will be epic. Whirlwind fart. I blow her hat off. If I fail I will have to leave her. I have to be #1 farter in this place. You know, I love her and it breaks my heart to leave her. It is good for both of us. I could not do big enough fart for her. I wanted to do tsunami fart but I couldn't. My fart is too small, too nice, too pleasant.

Don't cry. It is for us both. You deserve a bigger farter than me. An epic farter. Maybe an overweight one. I am way too lean with a six-pack and I don't know if I can be fat enough and sloppy enough to match this fart you made. Because you are a champion. And I can't live underneath your shadow. I want to protect you. I want to be a real man. But you are too strong. I ate beans all day and I could not match your strength.

[Nik1hil]

Well yeah.. But she needs to be able to exercise as hard as me..
Talk as dirty as me..
Eat as much as me..
And also fuck as much as I can..
Then I will gladly put up with stinky farts..

[Daniela1982]

Good, glad you don't ask for much from a girl.

[henryscorpion1]

I dont care as long as you dont do it in the kitchen or when eating any other place its fine, but if you do it in public it would be a bit embarrassing for both of us XD

[Jjpayne]

I'd say yes and no. It depends on the difference between our farts but I will say that a girls fart, let's our guard down so we can both feel comfortable around each other

[Trooper205]

I would be fine with that! In fact, it would be nice to share something in common... I think.
Shouldn't Girls be allowed to fart just as bad and loud as a Guy? Sure it's not Ladylike, but it SURE ISN'T GENTLEMANLY EITHER!

[Ericalovescats]

One of my boyfriends got along great. I farted just as much as he did and he didn't care.

[Daniela1982]

Where did you find a 1 yr. old thread to comment on? I thought this question got flushed a year ago. ha ha

[Ericalovescats]

I apologize, I asked a question like this a long time ago and I searched to see if I was the only one. Turns out I wasn't and I saw yours lol.

[ecfresh]

Thankfully my sense of smell is underdeveloped so bring it on!

[Avinashs551]

Lol it's still it's an health issue. Farts are not enough for me to loose her :)

[Usernamesrdumb]

Lol @ ring hole.

its a natural process. As long as im not eating her out, do what you gotta do.

[Daniela1982]

It's Ring Piece. That's what the British call an anus, your ring piece.

[Usernamesrdumb]

Sorry misread. But equally as funny to me. sounds like something id hear at the firehouse. thanks for giggle. Its the simple things in life.

[Snakeyes7]

Yes actually. Even for burps I think not being afraid to burp in front of me is a great sign that she won’t care if I do the same.

[Daniela1982]

The real challenge is whether you two can communicate in burps and farts. Kind of like morse code.

[Snakeyes7]

Haha I don't know anyone who can do that.

[Daniela1982]

What? I can talk using burps. But then I'm a bit strange and the conversation is usually short. I haven't mastered getting my ring piece to annunciate words yet but give it time..

[napoleonebonaparte]

I would just say her:
When the ass is trumpeting it means that the poo is ready!!!

[Daniela1982]

Gross but most often true.

[james2018dean]

If she pulls the covers over my head and farts, were done!

[Daniela1982]

Don't worry if it is dark under the covers, just light a match.

[james2018dean]

Yeah! That's a good idea! Light the covers on fire while they're over me! That would certainly spice up our bedtime.

[Daniela1982]

You don't think it would be sexy to be blown? Completely through the roof too!

[james2018dean]

Not that way.
Be blown, yes!
Be blown up, no!

[james2018dean]

Daniela, you may have a sadistic streak.

[Daniela1982]

That's not being a sadist, that is a little bit of levity talking.

[genericname85]

i don't think the quality of her farts says anything about our relationship.

[green1supremacy]

Lol. If my wife isn't real then she won't be my wife. Why sugarcoat the fact that you got funk that releases like most species on earth. Lol

[GreenGold1992]

roll down all the windows in a blizzard or spray some lysol, and yes I do think we could get along, so I would ask her out for a 2nd date.

[Dolemite510]

A couple that farts together stays together 😂 u should be able to comfortably fart around ur SO

[Daniela1982]

It's gets even better when I'm driving and use the child proof button that keeps the door locks or windows from working unless I release them. I can fart and they can't get out or roll down the window. Now you know why I'm not married. :( But I mostly just use it on my sister or brother.

[Wewladdy]

I'd think it's pretty disgusting, same when I pass gas. Lmao. But hey, everyone does it right?

[soleil2666]

You don't ever have to go there if you pay attention to what you eat.

[pizzalovershouse]

🤣🤣an funny photo 🤣

[debasisg]

You seem to be compatible. Why not?

[CT_CD]

Girls don't fart

[Daniela1982]

Take your ear plugs out and your nose filters out and smell the Roses.

[COMMODOREII]

What? 😂😂

[bklynbadboy1]

Noooooo