Every woman farts louder and prouder than me with a stink that DARPA could bottle Nd use against our enemies, so yes.
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I would have to build more epic ones... because I love her and don't want to leave her. I will eat beans all day long. It will be epic. Whirlwind fart. I blow her hat off. If I fail I will have to leave her. I have to be #1 farter in this place. You know, I love her and it breaks my heart to leave her. It is good for both of us. I could not do big enough fart for her. I wanted to do tsunami fart but I couldn't. My fart is too small, too nice, too pleasant.
Don't cry. It is for us both. You deserve a bigger farter than me. An epic farter. Maybe an overweight one. I am way too lean with a six-pack and I don't know if I can be fat enough and sloppy enough to match this fart you made. Because you are a champion. And I can't live underneath your shadow. I want to protect you. I want to be a real man. But you are too strong. I ate beans all day and I could not match your strength.Well yeah.. But she needs to be able to exercise as hard as me..
Talk as dirty as me..
Eat as much as me..
And also fuck as much as I can..
Then I will gladly put up with stinky farts..I dont care as long as you dont do it in the kitchen or when eating any other place its fine, but if you do it in public it would be a bit embarrassing for both of us XD
I'd say yes and no. It depends on the difference between our farts but I will say that a girls fart, let's our guard down so we can both feel comfortable around each other
I would be fine with that! In fact, it would be nice to share something in common... I think.
Shouldn't Girls be allowed to fart just as bad and loud as a Guy? Sure it's not Ladylike, but it SURE ISN'T GENTLEMANLY EITHER!One of my boyfriends got along great. I farted just as much as he did and he didn't care.
Thankfully my sense of smell is underdeveloped so bring it on!
Lol it's still it's an health issue. Farts are not enough for me to loose her :)
Lol @ ring hole.
its a natural process. As long as im not eating her out, do what you gotta do.Yes actually. Even for burps I think not being afraid to burp in front of me is a great sign that she won’t care if I do the same.
I would just say her:
When the ass is trumpeting it means that the poo is ready!!!If she pulls the covers over my head and farts, were done!
i don't think the quality of her farts says anything about our relationship.
Lol. If my wife isn't real then she won't be my wife. Why sugarcoat the fact that you got funk that releases like most species on earth. Lol
roll down all the windows in a blizzard or spray some lysol, and yes I do think we could get along, so I would ask her out for a 2nd date.
A couple that farts together stays together 😂 u should be able to comfortably fart around ur SO
I'd think it's pretty disgusting, same when I pass gas. Lmao. But hey, everyone does it right?
You don't ever have to go there if you pay attention to what you eat.
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