Do you want to be a better man?

[psychoticanimallover]

Like the kind of man who sees a random woman walking towards him and breaks into a beautiful smile and asks her if she wants him to massage her shoulders.

Or like the kind of man who hears that a woman wants to dye her hair red so he slits his wrist and gives her some red.

OR the kinda dude who'll be all like MARY I AM YOURS TONIGHT DO AS YOU WISH

Or even the sort of fella who doesn't wear underwear just to give the girls in the gym a good show.

Would you wanna?

[WesBrewer]

Nah, I wouldn't do any of the things you listed, some of them I would do, but for other reasons, like slitting my wrist if I wanted to die, that's the only one of those I would do, but I mean I want to be a better man, but if that is what "better" men do then I don't want to be one of them.

[loveslongnails]

You need to suggest this in the proper order. If you do suggestion #2 properly, you won't be around to do #'s 3 and 4. And #4 is irrelevant if you have a little stub for a dick, although that may be a "no show"?

[hellacray]

Ok how is that being a better man?

It sounds more like being a servant or a slave to a woman.

[Anonymous]

Why do these all regard women. How does that make a man better. Women have no value outside of sex. So none of these make any sense. Nor do they make a man better, they just better suit him to your preference, which is irrelevant.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

I think I’ll just wear a Plague Doctor mask while hitting people with a small axe instead. I won’t kill them, just hurt them.

[Diversity_Hire]

I like what you have going on, lol

[Anonymous]

You are really beginning to worry me.