What was your worst flirting fail?

[Anonymous]

I was just wondering because my girlfriend keeps joking around with me that I was terrible at flirting with her and she only started dating me bec I was hot.😳

[ChrisMaster69]

Fuck I have crashed and burned more times than I can count.

Couple of my worst.

a nun, hey I thought they wore nun outfits all the time and simply upping your game when they actually tell you they are a nun also does not work, so a bit of a double fail. Annoyingly she was pretty and a redhead and Irish.

I've flirted with my bosses wife before and ‘failed’ when he walked over, telling him to find his own skirt really was not the best idea, it was a rather interesting chat in the morning, to be fair she was flirting back and lovely boobs.

there is a huge list that includes lesbians (girls that suddenly became lesbian once I chatted to them), barmaids, girls that simply do not understand English (never mind geordie).

the list is seriously long, but nothing ventured nothing gained.

[K-I-S-S]

You have the gift

[Paul09]

I was in my early 20s, use to go to a after hours a lot. One night, I'm dancing, I see a attractive women dancing, seems to look my way a few times. So I decide to go talk to her. Hi, I like how You dance, want to dance? She coughs praticaly on me, and says "what" in French. I'm like nevermind lol and walked away. After that, it's rarely try to pick up someone.

[Smashingdoozy]

When I went up to the hot bartender girl and hung around after I got my drink stuttering "do you think I could get your number I think you are really pretty" and she says she's not into girls like me 😞

[sensible27]

That doesn't seem so bad.

[Smashingdoozy]

It was pretty awkward at the time

[sensible27]

Expectations, maybe the thief of joy..

But it's nice to be hopeful

[kyleelyn199723]

Hmmm my first flirting fail? Lol I don’t know but I do suck at flirting. My only benefit is the fact that I am a girl.

[Avicenna]

I thought I was hitting on the sister that was single but it turned out I flirted with the one who wasn’t

[ZackBan]

I've always been accused to having too much practice flirting even though I don't but I'm a natrual at it. Unless every woman I ever charmed was lying

[jackieistired]

"haha you're making me so nervous, I wish you were dead"

[sensible27]

Now, that's funny..

[jackieistired]

@sensible27 you should’ve seen the confusion on his face and the embarrassment on mine lmao

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Wow, if I was younger I would definetly use that 😂

[Newgee123]

Is it weird to only flirt with someone I really like?
Which is so incredibly rare?

I notice I fail a lot when its just because they're attractive and i dont actually like their vibe.

[sensible27]

I wouldn't think so.

[Andres77]

Aspi... so the problem was... I didn't realize I was being flirted with.

[Willoughby23]

I knew I was being flirted with but was still too afraid to make a move 😔

[AdithyaR]

I've never tried flirting.
Never understood how to do it.

[K-I-S-S]

"Haha what would be the chance of two serial killers meeting"

[sensible27]

@anon1903

[anon1903]

Who said you failed 😉

[K-I-S-S]

Better love story that Twilight 🥲

[anon1903]

Don't we know it 😙😙😙

[Iron_Man]

I’ve never had one