What is the most ridiculous (funniest or weirdest) thing you have done to get someone's attention?

[Kate200005]

[Alejandro3000]

The girl next to me her iPhone was resting on her notepad Infront of her but quite close to dropping, I nudged my notepad against hers and the phone dropped into her lap and was slowly dropping down her leg so I quickly grabbed it and was touching her leg a little with my finger tips I handed it back to her, she giggled and went all soft! She then began to spin her pencil over a piece of paper like she's making a bonfire haha and then threw her phone onto my notebook. I just acted clueless 😏

[Alejandro3000]

Ty for voting me most helpful x

[Andres77]

Or dumbest?

[Andres77]

There was a teacher that all the guys had a crush on. I joined the military and was gone for a few years.
When I came home to visit she was getting divorced and somehow I was invited over to her house.
We ended up kissing and she let me finger her and suck on her boobs.
It was January in northern Minnesota. I thought I'd been invited to stop by her apartment. I knocked at about midnight. No answer. I knew she was home. I was freezing my ass off. It was below zero. Knocked, no answer.
I broke into her garage and snuck in to her apartment.
She was SOOOOO PISSED!
She told me to get the hell out.
And that was the last time she saw me.
I talked to her on the phone the next day.
She was calm.
I explained why I did what I did and she explained the position she was in. I guess the other guys in town stayed and just drank and hounded her and also came and knocked on her doors after midnight drunk.
Bottom line, I fucked up and missed the opportunity. At least I got to taste her mouth, sweaty boobs and pussy (this is the first time I admitted this to anyone). So even though I fucked up I consider myself fortunate for having gotten so close and experienced even that little bit from an extremely good teacher who was also hot and sexy as fuck.

[Kate200005]

Wow 😂! You were lucky she did not call the police 😬😂!

[Andres77]

There was only one cop, old Jim.
He never would have gotten out of bed.
But yes, actually I'm even more fortunate she didn't cut me in two with her shotgun.

[Kate200005]

😂😂

[ohshee]

These questions are so very hard for me. Just like where's the craziest place you've had sex. What is the kinkiest thing you've ever done during sex. For me with all the above it's hard to answer because I don't like being like anybody else so almost everything I do is funny or weird or kinky or that's just who I am and I don't look at things as being that way now you can ask somebody that knows me and they will tell you some stories but for me everything's kind of normal LMAO I guess you know what I mean I'm just me and this everything is normal if you ask my friends like I said they will start laughing their butts off and they will tell you a story I'm sure so I really don't know

[brazilian23guy]

I was talking to a russian girl on Instagram. I thought she would reject me for being Brazilian. So I said I was German. She found out I was lying and told me that she liked Brazilian men and that I didn't need to lie. we have been together for a year. I that time i thought At that time I thought Russian women were like American women. But russian women don't hate brasilian men.

[jeremy_09]

I was a girl's secret admirer one time and her best friend figured it out and kept calling me pretending to be all sorts of people to trick me into telling her, but I never did

[red_knight]

It was fresh out of the shower... started swinging my dick around like a propeller..

[Slim57]

This pickup line me and my friend came up with... It was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen and it worked on my ex

[serious]

Never did anything like that.

[dumazzs]

I hate attention with a passion

[Bigjake1019]

Gave myself a whale tail lol 😂

[Bigjake1019]

You know what I’m talking about right

[little_black_dress]

I went to work wearing a skirt without panties

[exitseven]

I dove off a bridge.

[Anonymous]

I shaved my hair