A friend of my sister phoned me up (house phone) and told me my sister had an accident at her house.
So I got on my bike (to young to own a car) and went to this girls house.
Banged on door, this girl opened it, me in a panic asking where my sis was did not take much notice of much.
I then noticed this girl was grinning, when I had calmed a bit she explained it had been a ruse to get me to her house.
It appeared that this girl and my sister, had hatched this plot to set me up with her.
it worked lol her parents where not due back for a few hours...
One guy I used to know pretended he was dying, said he only had a few months to live and wanted to hang out with me. I figured him out after I sent my sympathy to his sister who was a grade school friend of mine. She had no idea what I was talking about. He tried to claim he “hadn’t told her yet.” That was 15 years ago and of course he’s still alive.
Then just a couple of months ago, an old friend of mine tried to fake his own suicide because he was mad at me for not helping him stalk his crush. He went on Facebook messenger as his dad, saying he took his own life the previous night, and how it appears I was the last person he talked to and wondered why he’d do such a thing. I ask “his dad” to call me on the phone and he refused. I started connecting the dots there that it was made up. He also went on a rant about how I friend zoned him many years ago and I believe that was a part of why he was so angry and desperate.
Some people really need help.
Wow! Stalker much? Yeah, I think if I liked a guy, but he had a band follow me around playing “love songs“ that would be the quickest way to get me un-interested! For me… A guy who liked me sent me three dozen roses to my 1st class after lunch! I just asked everyone in the class “anyone wanna rose?“ It was a bit much! (Especially given that I already had a boyfriend at the time and everyone knew it… Including the guy who sent the roses!).
LOL In college I had a business law class. There was a young woman who was trying to get my attention apparently. It was a small class. She would sit RIGHT next to me and turn her head and stare at me during half the lecture. I don't know how she was absorbing the material from the lecture and I didn't see her taking much in the line of lecture notes. So yeah she was trying to get my attention. Rumor had it that she was very sexual and I felt a bit intimidated because I didn't have much experience at that point, and I had never actually "met" her so I didn't know how to approach her... Interesting dynamics.
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One day, I was walking down the street next to the college admin building on my way to a gig, directly in front of us and across the street. It was an afternoon gig. Along with me was a friend of the band who I thought was kinda cute and I wanted to go out with her but, she professed that she was a lesbian! (In the meantime, a year or so before, she'd just given birth to my future guitarist's daughter!) I wasn't talking about going out with her, at that point in time (as far as I know) but, all of a sudden, she unzipped these two strategiaclly placed zippers on this leather vest she'd been wearing and out popped her naked tits!! After a few seconds, she zipped them up again and we went across the street to the venue.
So, I'm not sure if she was TRYING to get my attention when she'd been telling me that she's not interested and is a lesbian! So, why would she flash her tits at me if she wasn't interested?
About a year later, if that, I was invited to go to a 3 Stooges film festival with brand new friend of mine and his wife. First, we were to eat dinner at their house and then go to the theatre. At the dinner table (and this was about an HOUR or two after I first met her) she started playing footsie with me!! As she's married to my new friend, I just figured my long legs under that fairly small table were in her way and I moved them.
In the theatre, she made SURE that she sat between us and through most of the movies, she'd press her leg against mine or rub or touch my leg or knee! Again, I just played it off as her just being a very open person comfy with casually touching others or these were just accidental bumpings so, I never acted on any of this. I didn't know that she was actually interested in me until a few weeks later when he insisted she go to one our gigs so she could listen to us play live and, during the evening, she couldn't keep her hands or lips off of me!!
We lost contact over the next 8 or 10 years and, another 8 or 10 years later, I was at my fave pizza shop with my girlfriend (who I was about to drop a year later for cheating on me) and she left to go home while I was still eating. Next thing I know, here comes Sally walking through the door, she comes over to my table and we sit and talk for at least an hour catching up! She'd been at Jenny Craig's right across the street and saw me go into the pizza shop so, she thought she'd come see me when she was done over there. Finally, she wanted to split and I was done eating shortly after she got there so, I walked her out to her car, we said our goodbyes, hugged and kissed and suddenly, it was GAME ON all over again! She started playing tonsil hockey with me again and, suddenly, she broke away saying that we shouldn't get that started up all over again! I haven't seen or heard from her since except for an INCREDIBLY haggardly looking pic of her on FB a few years ago!!
This psycho girl in college made up a story about how one guy threatened to kill her and me, and she told a similar story to the other guy, apparently in an attempt to make me fight him or whatever.
She was an absolute nutcase, but she was attractive and somehow I interpreted some of these escapades of hers as flattering.
Thankfully, it was short lived.
Nothing too crazy really. When I wasn't paying this girl much attention, she started shaking her boobs up and down really quickly in a huff (not naked). I didn't pay much attention, but a couple of guys walking in the distance noticed and stopped in shock.
Another time I was putting the rubbish out and 3 girls were walking by, as soon as they saw me all three of them bent over on the pavement and they were wearing black leggings. I'm not sure how all three of them even did that in sync.. I just carried on putting the rubbish away but there were people walking from the other side and they looked puzzled as to why three girls were bent over in the middle of the pavement.
I guess flirting outrageously with me for weeks of shifts whilst I was oblivious much to the chargrin of my fellow kitchen colleagues then after they informed me I expected it to be a joke so did nothing with the information (schoolyard bullying still freshly etched upon my mind at the time)
Eventually several of us ended up having a nightcap at her father's place (after a few drinks in the restaurant) so we ended up watching Kill Bill and and after a few more drinks I ended up asleep on the couch and she gave me head
We ended up as a couple for 4 months until she went back to university
Literally stripped right in front of me and started loudly saying some incredibly risque things while her brother, my best friend, was in the other room. -._-.
A girl had a crush on me, which is flattering. I liked one of her Instagram posts where she had this outfit I loved, it was a black turtleneck, leather jacket and leather pants. It just looked great. So later I asked her our for a walk, and she arrived wearing the exact outfit! Ok not crazy yet right? Well it was a boiling hot, sunny summer day and her cheeks were so red the whole time...
I was flashed by two guys while in middle school. One in Home Economics class and the other Gym class while outside. Just took their big dicks out right in front of me. Erect and all. Jeez! That really bothered me. SMH
A guy I used to know showed up at my door unannounced, just to confess that he was in love with me. He lived an another state that was 8 hours away. We never dated and the last time I had talked to him was 6 months prior to that. I still have no idea how he got my address. He even stayed a few days in a hotel just in case I changed my mind.
Tried to get my friends to tell him where I lived so he could “pick me up for our next date”. I was single Pringle at the time and they kept telling him to fuck off. Went on for like a week.
had a woman who is DAM HOT! bring me into her house and remove everyone. She then revealed to me that she wanted sex but because she sexually harassed me I panicked and said no. I am not sorry I turned her down as behaviour like that in unacceptable. We are still friends and maybe one day I will score her.
a girl rubbed my leg in the taxi once, i think, not sure if i imagined it or not but i think it actually happened... i was awake, it wasn't a dream... i jus dont know if... i dunno, it jus seems too hard to believe a girl likes me. i must have been high
When I was new with phone and internet stuffs I bothered a lot of friends with messaging lol. But I don't like to talk people at all.
A teacher hit his pointer stick on his desk, it made a really loud crack sound that scared me. i think it scared every one in the class. funny how i can remember that day
I met one of my exes by pretending to trip and told her that I literally fell for her. It was a dare that started a 2 year relationship so 👐🏾
Showed up at my door wearing nothing but a long coat at 1 AM
A few months after I broke up with her, my ex bought a $100 gift certificate for my favorite restaurant and then told me she won it in a competition at work.
Acted lesbian and then she ended up lying about it so she could be closer to me and eventually coming clean to me that she's not lesbian and that she's into me.
Apparently stalk me for like a year b4 talking 2 me
I'm not sure... Three that come to mind, wishing a friend a happy birthday at a golden corral 😂, making announcements over a speaker system as a dj and wearing a diaper while holding up a sword at a friend's birthday gathering 😂😂😂😂
In middle school at lunch this girl kept sucking a banana all sexually while staring at me. My friends were dying of laughter and it kinda grossed me out to be honest lol
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