I dove off a bridge to impress a girl. On the way down I saw that the tide had gone out. If my arms did not take most of the impact I might have broken my neck.
It was a long time ago. It wasn't a romance thing or anything. The person was on a water tower and waving at me yelling and I have no idea why and I didn't know them and so I started walking towards the water tower thinking maybe they were trapped and needed help and then she just took a swan dive and landed on the concrete below. That's when I found out they sound they make isn't "splat" but "thud."
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I dove off a bridge to impress a girl. On the way down I saw that the tide had gone out. If my arms did not take most of the impact I might have broken my neck.
She cut me off in traffic and almost caused an accident
Damn...
Show up at my door unannounced. This person lived out of state and I never gave her my address.
Creepy
If only that was the end of it.
To be fair, I was also at fault.
I’m sorry that happened to you
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There isn't enough space here for THAT saga. But it was both amazing and scary.
Climbed up on the balcony and knocked on her window
Like Romeo and Juliet
Except they didn't have sex on the balcony floor...😉
They didn’t wait too much longer after that scene 😊
I was in a rush...🙄
Fun 😍
She told her friend to tell me she wanted my Johnson in a hotdog buns with cheese and jelly on top. We were seniors in highschool and I didn't lol...
She wanted your hot dog spurting its juices in her mouth 😊?
Yes eggsackly... I didn't hook up though. She didn't realize I wanted her friend. It's a long awkward story lol
At least you didn’t spurt your juices in her mouth while thinking of her friend 😊
Nothing
They have just came up and said hi
I don't know if that is a good thing or a bad thing
I have a list
Flash
Throw Milk at me
Wedge me
Damn girl lol...
What's wedging?
Wedgies
Just being around. I’m kinda jumpy but it’s a good thing
I understand
Had a woman try to reach into my sweatpants to grab the rope. Complete stranger.
Crazy
One place I worked at the parents of one of my coworkers came into the restaurant and evaluated my work, that was awkward.
Stalking me 🥺 send dick pics 😭
Gross 😞
I hear dic pics are common
@robocop666 they’re okay if you want them but unsolicited dick pics are gross.
I don't think I have ever experienced anything that crazy.
I pretended to be hurt like injured for attention and to see who would even care
I get it. Like a Havana Brown.
I had a girl flash her boobs at me once, lol.
Nice!!!
Yeah, its a fond memory, lol.
Fun for her too 😊
I bet it was!
Got me the coolest present ever @skeetskeetskeet
Awesome 😊😊😊
Indeed
Or fly me across the country for a vacation
That works too!!!
I'll fly you out here wow...
@skeetskeetskeet 🌺🌺🌺
🐿🦊🎡🚲?
@skeetskeetskeet Stop it I'm blushing
What about now 🎄🥞🐼🔮🈚🈲
@skeetskeetskeet stop it
Fine...🕎
@skeetskeetskeet lmao later..☺️
That's right...
She sucked me off 2x in 10 min... i still wasn't willing to date her again.
Does showing private parts count?
I quit my job to get a girl's attention
Yes!!!
and I did the first one to a girl too, she said eww 😂
with 3 Ws actually! ewww
? 🤣
Oh and I deleted my famous art group with my own account and years of works.
Attended to a college trip in the last minute and everyone knew why I came at last minute.
Traveled 400Km pretending it was for a business reason while my intention was to see this girl in office. Everyone knew that one for sure too.
I am crazy fkr than I thought lol
@visio9 those are pretty crazy lol
Sorry can't think of anything ✌️
Commit suicide.
God I’m sorry
It was a long time ago. It wasn't a romance thing or anything. The person was on a water tower and waving at me yelling and I have no idea why and I didn't know them and so I started walking towards the water tower thinking maybe they were trapped and needed help and then she just took a swan dive and landed on the concrete below. That's when I found out they sound they make isn't "splat" but "thud."
How cute. [rolls eyes]