A guy walked into a saloon, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.
The bartender looked at him and said "Wow, your body looks incredible. But, no offense, your head is really small."
Looking sad and depressed, the guy said "I know. Everyone notices. Women laugh at me now."
"What happened?" the bartender asked empathetically.
The man said "It's like this. I found an old, brass lamp when I was walking along the shore. I took it home and thought I'm polish it.
When I rubbed it, smoke came out and a beautiful genie appeared. She thanked me from freeing her from the lamp and granted me three wishes in return.
I couldn't believe it. But I said I sure would like to be a billionaire.
She said "It is done" and poof, I was wealthy. "And what is your second wish?" she asked.
That's when I asked for a magnificent body.
Poof, just like that, I looked like a god.
"And what is your final wish?"
My dreams had come true and I wracked my brain. I was looking at her and realized that she was the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. So I said "Hey, how about giving me a little head."
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I've seen this example many many times all around the world and no matter the answers , if you have a good body , you do not have to have a great face to get a heap of attention , having said that , most who have a good body nearly always have at least a reasonably handsome face , of all the guys I see in the gym , who are committed to working out , off the top of my head I can't think of one ugly one.
There are ugly ones who turn up and just try and do Cardio , but most of them have sht bodies , so guys who are committed will be committed with diet , exercise , symmetry , presentation , so its all a bit of a furphy , there would be someone somewhere.
But you know control what can be controlled and be committed to well being , you are going to look pretty good , speaking generally.
Certainly for a woman , the body is most important , I love a perfect body with no flab , and I can admire that on both sexes.
Sorry guys but you can pump iron all you want but if you've a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle, it's not going to get you in our panties.
You can have a dad bod with a handsome cute face, women will like that well for me at least. But a ripped body with a not so cute face is a NO.
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I care about body and face equally but a guy with monotone stats can make himself attractive through presentation and behaviour and charm. If he is a kind person, he does not even need to be charming.
A symmetrical face is of premier importance for all humans with the gift of sight and their full mental faculties. It’s an absolute certainty of evolutionary biology. The surest way to ensure your bloodline is to create attractive children. Bodily symmetry and strong physique suggest a male is a capable provider and protector as well. So the total package is definitely preferable.
I’ve said it before and i’ll say it again though. It doesn’t matter as much that you’re not a perfect 10, to men or women, as long as not being a perfect 10 isn’t all there is to know about you. People who are realistic about their attractiveness and feel lacking just have to work on being smarter, funnier, more charming, harder working, more interesting, and for men in particular, richer than the next suitor. Some of it is right place right time too. Sometimes a 10 has a bad day and will stoop to a 4 for consolation. Ell oh ell! Beggars can’t be choosers!Hey Coach, somehow there must be a disconnect with these guys in the gym, that think they are "Arnold' in his prime!. That said, Arnold was never a pretty boy either, and ended up screwing the Maid ! My experience is that the Olympic bodybuilder body, doesn't buy them much, if they have a face that @purplepoppy describes. Just not be a fat slob, take care of your appearance and be nice looking, not Brad Pitt, and a guy will do okay with girls/women.
I have never been either one of those people, and I have always had an attractive mate.
I care about the face more than the body. I love thick, dark and straight eyebrows , sexy eyes, a nice big and straight nose, a masculine jaw, a thin face, a dimpled chin and short beard. Young Henry Cavill's face is ideal according to me. He is still handsome but I like a more youthful look.
I appreciate if a guy has a healthy lifestyle but a hot body is not enough for me to be attracted. Also too muscular is a turn-off. An average male physique is attractive enough.
For me personally, I'd have to have the nice body, be good looking, and grow about half a foot... or failing all that, I'd have to earn a LOT more money. Unfortunately, I am small and ugly, so I have to be that much better at something else that is usable or impressive. Add in being a shy nerd, who doesn't make an income anywhere near enough to impress women. I am out of luck.
For other guys, I don't know. I suppose every bit helps. If you earn 16K a year, you'd better be really good looking, really suave and cool, probably hyper masculine, be tall, and/or have a good body.My body is average.
My handsomeness is low in western eyes; a bit higher in Asian eyes.
But the bit I benefit most from: I am an incredibly nice, smart, humorous, interesting, friendly, individual, experienced, stable, cultured and educated person :D
I think a suitable face with a good quality personality can go a long way. Not everyone wants a 6 pack.
I like tall built men with a a big of a stomach.Being handsome has to be included in the package I am afraid. Lol!
skinny white gamer boys and thick mexican dudes with a dad bod
a lot of em get game but aren't like top 10/10 model so dw about it. we all got different typesa personality... and a decent common sense of basic decency
and you're set for life
I'm more into what the face looks like than what the body looks like. They could have an "average" body, as long as I still like their face. 😂 A nice body would just be a bonus.
If you have to have a great body she's not a woman you want, TRUST ME! Don't get me wrong I think every guy needs to maintain just for quality of life, health. But if you need to be a gym rat she's very immature. It's best you tell her to just keep moving.
Anyone who takes care of themself is going to be far more attractive.
he has to have this spark in him... interesting mind to catch my interest... body can be nice but means nothing if is empty inside...
To me your face matters as much as your body.
Confidence and a sense of humour makes up for everything
You don't need either. Try paying attention to them. They love that.
No the face is more important. We'll see that most of the time. And of course personality :)
1 & 2 will get you in the door but not let you move in. My wife remarked of one of my brothers "he was cute until he opened his mouth".
From my experience , they care more about the face.. yeah I was surprised too ! Lol..
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