One time, in my late teens or twenties, a friend was having a party at his parent's house when they were gone for the weekend. I had to work, so got there late. I marched into the living room and loudly announced myself by shouting something like "Let the party begin", grabbed a quart of vodka off of the table and glugged about a quarter of it before slamming it back down on the table. Everyone cheered.
We continued to drink and smoke weed.
It was all very impressive until a while later when I was barfing my guts out and lying face down on the back lawn. Live and learn. LOL
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Climb up to the balcony outside her window in chain mail armor while her dad was in the next room..
She said she always wanted to be rescued by a knight so... I used to sword fight and had armor so... I put it on. Parked down the street. Snuck through a few yards to her House and climbed up the back porch and up to the balcony.
Her dad only mentioned something about her appetite getting better when she brought a bunch of snacks to her room.
Mission success.
I did, however, forget to do the climb with a rose clamped in my teeth.
I bought a piano for a guy I was seeing for a couple of weeks who only had one ear, and a huge passion for music. He ended things with me a week later.
The most ridiculous thing a guy has ever done to impress me was chugging an entire gallon of water in less than 20 seconds. He excused himself, and proceeded to vomit the other direction after only being able to turn away. Lol
acted and became a different person becuase i assumed no one would like me for who i am :V
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I had a crush on a drama student at my college. They were giving performances in the city parks so I had a T-shirt made that said " FAN CLUB". She saw the shirt but she was already involved with the man she eventually married.
I don't know why but I always tried to buy them things but obviously didnโt work 😂.
i tried to impress a boy by talking to other guys and later i got so embrassed when that guy got married to someone else. and the guy i was flirting with to make that specific guy jealous is showing interest in me.
I have actually never really tried hard enough to impress anyone lol
I once dove off a bridge and I almost broke my neck.
Showing up at their house late at night only to find out my best buddy was there with her.
Iโm not fond of making a fool of myself to impress anyone. If you donโt like me for the way I am, your missing out. Point blank is how I see it.
Dress nice, act professional, pretend like I actually have plans with my life😑
Did a no handed dive off a 40โ cliff!!! I know pretty dumb..😬
I angled my phone so that my dick and head appeared larger than they actually are
Nothing I do is ridiculous.
Literally nothing at all
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Bought her diamond rings
Whipped out my dick and jerked off.
Nothing yet 😂😂😂
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