What is the stupidest thing you’ve done to impress a potential partner/crush? How did it go?

[Hghhhhhhhhhh]

[xcheerleader_jessx]

Not so much impress but I pretended i wasn't technology savvy so he would feel like the white knight... plus it would give us a reason to talk more🫠

[Hghhhhhhhhhh]

I think this counts lol. Did it actually work?

[xcheerleader_jessx]

It still does but I try not to over do it😆

[Hghhhhhhhhhh]

Omg you’re still doing it 😂

Why is that so funny to me? Also how long do you plan to keep it up?

[xcheerleader_jessx]

After he gets closer & can't get away😇

[xcheerleader_jessx]

https://imgur.com/a/UiDBExU

We know each other in person but what do you think? I finally decided to be more flirty with him. He invited me to his church and I'm going to meet his parents 😬 I'm so excited but nervous.

[Hghhhhhhhhhh]

I can’t really tell based on the link but it sounds like he’s testing the waters, and you should be too. I hope it works out for your sake

[xcheerleader_jessx]

Thanks! I suck at being able to tell if a guy likes me😅

[idavi2033]

Syrous he is 2 years older than me and like I’m 10 and I still pretend soccer balls are my children and he tried to be the father😆. And tonight he sat next to me every chance he got he only aimed for me in tag.

[idavi2033]

Good 4 u

[Vampirelover_12]

Be fat in front of a male. He then cried about how his last girlfriend mistreated him in front of me. I told him that he wanted to be treated that way. He was a harpy for rejecting me. The men folk have a gene in their brain that makes them go nuts over the ladies who THEY KNOW will mistreat them.

Instead of us alphas.

[DryGermanGuy]

Mhm… I guess it was related to driving very fast, certainly faster than allowed? 🤷‍♂️

[Makeushiver]

To this day it was the result of an old album owned by father. A light jazz combo named the Tijuana Brass led by horn player. The cover photo showed a beautiful Latina covered - to some extent- by what I though was whipped cream but was probably shaving cream.. I thought it was so hot that I talked an attractive women into covering herself with whipped cream which I promised to lick all off of her. I could only find non-dairy whipped creamer and never thought the idea through. Once I got most of the cream from her and started to run my tongue into areas I know she wanted which I was 100% in favor of until I got down to the nitty-gritty & I was eating what tasted like anchovy flavored whipped cream. Not very pleasant but I felt I had to hand in there because it had been my idea.

[Anonymous]

Lost 70lbs. Got an entire glow up. And if you say "that's not dumb". then I'll point you to the ending rejection, the putting the weight back on, the resulting depression, and the negative impact on my health. It really broke me for over a year.

But I shed the weight again and this time I did it for me and only me. And I'm stronger because a woman will NEVER get her hooks into me like that ever again.

So that's why I consider it the stupidest thing I've ever done to impress a crush. Because I should have been doing it for me all along. I should've been stronger and had more self respect than that.

[perryboy104400]

I asked for an electric guitar for my 12th birthday and once I got it i hated it but i did it all for the girls but it didn't work. however, i did pick it up a year later and got really good at it

[MJVillarama]

Tried way too hard to act cool about something I knew nothing about. didn’t end well. Learned from Jared Lawrence podcast to just be yourself!

[TheSpaceGnome]

I've never tried to impress anyone and I actively avoid doing stupid things.

[Anonymous]

Nothing, I'm too shy to try anything.

I prefer dominant girls who like to take initiative.

[ilovetaylorswift]

The most stupid thing i've done was embarase my crush in a parade by saying "hi hi hi hiya hello hola"

[exitseven]

I dove off s bridge and almost broke my neck.

[Hghhhhhhhhhh]

Come again?

[Hghhhhhhhhhh]

But how?

[exitseven]

@Hghhhhhhhhhh I dove off this bridge to impress a girl. I did not realize it was low tide. Fortunately I had my arms out in front of me and I was able to absorb most of the shock. I really hit the bottom hard though.

[Hghhhhhhhhhh]

Ohhh 😮 I’m glad you weren’t hurt. Ngl I misread this as “drove” and was very very concerned lol. I’m guessing you did not succeed in impressing her?

[exitseven]

@Hghhhhhhhhhh What I remember after all these years is when she saw me dive off the bridge , She called out after me. Then I realized I was in the jackpot. I do not think that I ever saw her again after that. It was a long time ago,

[serious]

Never did anything like that

[blackeagle007]

Don’t know where to start

[itsannalee]

Gave them money

[PaleDale]

Show her my dick -- she laughed her ass off

[Hghhhhhhhhhh]

That’s not nice. You deserve better than that

[PaleDale]

Thanks, she said it was a weird shape (to her)

[Hghhhhhhhhhh]

That’s not nice. Even if she were an authority on dick shape, why would she tell you that? It sounds like she might be the one with the problem

[PaleDale]

Well she said it curved to the left (and it kind of does) and she'd never seen anything like that before, so whatever

[Hghhhhhhhhhh]

Good for her I guess. She sounds immature and rude

[PaleDale]

Yes, I think so. But I'm not a woman so I'm not 100% sure how right she was. Meh

[Hghhhhhhhhhh]

I am a women and I think her comment was rude and unnecessary regardless of if she was right. Who cares if you have a curved dick? I feel like a guy would be a better judge tbh since he’s more likely to have actually seen a dick in a non sexual context. And just to check she did agree to look at your dick right? Like she knew what she was getting herself into?

[PaleDale]

She asked me to show her my erection and she studied it closely (before sex). She said that because it was "shaped like a banana" she was worried that it would be painful during sex. So, oh well!

[Hghhhhhhhhhh]

Okay, just making sure this wasn’t an unsolicited dick pic or something like that. I don't know why she asked to see your dick if she wasn’t prepared to see your dick then

[PaleDale]

She complained about other experiences she'd had previously. I think it made her somewhat overcautious, is my best guess.

[Hghhhhhhhhhh]

What experienced did she have?

[PaleDale]

She told me she felt pain, one guy had a "weird" shape and the other guy was too big

[Jay-_-]

"Impress" absolutely nothing, I'm to shy for that.

[Smile456]

I wore a speedo to the beach. She laughed.

[bralesswonder]

Trying to impress woman is a waste of time

[Sono83]

I don't generally do stupid things.

[Hghhhhhhhhhh]

Must be nice

[Eempriyanka]

Lied about my boobs

[PrincessC16]

Have sex with them.

[MrChinaski]

Marriage

[liyahthevirgo]

I kept emailing

[Hghhhhhhhhhh]

This one caught my attention. What situation were you in where your primary form of communication was email?

[liyahthevirgo]

I got him now