Girls and Guys, what's your favourite pick up line?

[DonkeyDan]

A couple of favourites to get you started.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold is against me?

Hi I'm new in town, can you direct me to your room?

Never actually used either of those 😂

Updates

+1 y

Thanks for taking part everyone. I know cheesey and funny chat up lines wouldn't work and I'd never use them but hey they are funny and this was just for a laugh. There were some good ones in there. I'll just leave with one more. You know what your clothes would look great on? My bedroom floor!🤣🤣🤣

[CringeKing8228]

This one kinda requires a second person to pull off but I like it lol

You remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet"

Other person: Huh? There's 26 letters

Oh my bad, I left out U, R, A, Q, T

Other person: That's only 25 my dude

Oh sorry, you can get the D later 😌

[YollyM]

Hmmm when have I read that before🤔

[crazysassypaws21]

I don't really have any, never really get why use a pick line , but usually I just say hey and say some thing funny and usually make a girl laugh get her to notice but I wouldn't use this to get laid but for that special someone u want more then just one night

[SloppyBrown]

I have a few raw real ones to share I have heard.

"Nice tits, where are you from"

"I drive a toyota"

"I love apple pay, how about you"

"Up for a shag behind the bins"

"Is your name asthma because you take my breath away"

"What do you think of Donald Trump"

[DonkeyDan]

Lol wow 😂

[PrettyPriya]

Used this on my current boyfriend (Australian).

”I think we should go out sometime because you meet all my koalafications”

🤣

[DonkeyDan]

That's cute 😂

[PrettyPriya]

@DonkeyDan

I actually didn’t use that. Wish I could say I did.

I was the one to ask him out though. Talk about feeling what you guys say are nerves about asking a girl out. Yikes! I was a bag of nerves.

[DonkeyDan]

It's nerve-racking but thrilling too, the anticipation of her answer.

[PrettyPriya]

@DonkeyDan

Can feel you on that. All worked out though! 🥰

[DonkeyDan]

So happy for you, sounds like you've found the one!

[PrettyPriya]

@DonkeyDan

Thank you! For mhg!! ❤️❤️❤️

[YollyM]

Boy (B) girl (G)
B : Hey girl you remind me of the 20 letters of
the alphabet😁
G : There's 26 letters🙄
B : My bad I forgot the U R A Q T 😉
(you are a cutie)
G : Boy you can't even count that makes 25
letters🙄
B : you can get that D later (d🍆CK)😎

[gaguser30]

Sure. Why not?😉

[rachel776]

hello works good for me and it's how i would want to be picked up

if i'm interested you don't need to say more and if i'm not interested there's no pre-rehearsed thing you can say to make me interested

[serious]

I don't have any pick up lines. I don't need any pick up lines.

[DonkeyDan]

Haha, let me just open these double doors for you head to get through 😂😂
I admire your confidence though 👍

[serious]

@DonkeyDan

The reply you gave to my opinion is that your pick up line? or is it just a reply?

[DonkeyDan]

Just my reply 👍

[serious]

@DonkeyDan

Thanks for clearing it.

[DonkeyDan]

@serious you're welcome 👍

[Ironic_Method]

Hey girl, are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.

[Syrian_survivor]

WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHA

[DonkeyDan]

Oh my god 😂😂

[Jake99999]

Some of these are just idiotic but you have to laugh... lol

[Jake99999]

Ugh, pickup lines are so cheesy. What always worked best for me was "Hi, I'm Jake". Just break the ice and have a nice talk. Be funny and respectful and interesting. Act like a normal person. Pickup lines are a turn off for a lot of women.

[Sarahr123]

“I want to put you on a shelf and worship you.” Was by far the best line I have ever had. Much better than the usual you are so beautiful nonsense.

[crazysassypaws21]

no way i thought about use that one but then i thought what she know it was a line from a horror movie might creep her out, i never could do pick lines i just all was figure talk to a girl and really list to her and able to make her laugh would be the best way to go so i get to ask what the wost pick up line you've heard?

[Sarahr123]

@crazysassypaws21 A boy told me he wanted me to stab him because he wanted to get stabbed by a pretty girl. I thought that was weird and the imagery just grossed me out but then again I did get just a little but flattered.

[crazysassypaws21]

lol i kind get what u mean this one time a girl told me i sound like a awesoem guy to stalk i kind feel a little flattered and then feel kind bad for her bc im so random it be hard to keep up with me lol i never could use pick up lines guess bc im old school and never want to use a girl to get some. anyways what the best pick up line you've thought of?

[wtf636]

One that actually works... lol

"Hi, my name is Justin. What's your name?"

Cheesy pick-up lines rarely work. More of a joke.

[Arcreactor81]

Guy: Your mom is an amazing cook!
Girl: How do you know that? You've never had anything she made...
Guy: She made you ;)

[Arcreactor81]

This is very bad

[fluidsnpuids]

(woman owner of a van). I'd take her up the shutter and bang her backdoors in. I heard it in a YouTube once or maybe it was a red mini cooper

[Syrian_survivor]

"Do you like sleeping?"

"Yes"

"Wow same we should do it together"

[anon1903]

I'd melt if this happened to me.

"Flint! Go save the island!"

"But— you're my island.."

[Anonymous]

“May I kiss you?” Worked well on me.. it was the way it was said mixed with body language. It sounds creepy, but not when there. : )

[K-I-S-S]

I bet it would be creepy as fuck if the dude isn't attractive.

So maybe not try this one guys 🤔

[Opinion Owner]

@K-I-S-S lol true words. There was a very very strong silent connection before it was said. Not the average pick-up line.

[bulletbob555]

Play your cards right and you could get lucky tonight

[yeahguy2]

Girl are you lucky charms... because you looking magically delicious.

[Weater67]

This is what I say to women “I’m busy.”
Then walk away. Drives them insane and the calls and texts and DMs just blow up and go through the roof.

[Bobme]

Do you have a kinky side?
Still waiting on that one to pay off.

[JustinTimberlegs]

A/S/L?

[DonkeyDan]

Ok what's A/S/L?

[JustinTimberlegs]

Super old thing where people would ask for age sex and location and people would be like 18/F/Cali mostly fake lol

[DonkeyDan]

Oh right lol

[Anonymous]

"Your kids will be cute but the" Y" is silent:) "

[es20490446e]

Every time is different.

[m33lad]

“You wanna suck it?”

[DonkeyDan]

There's always the classic "it's not gonna suck itself"

[m33lad]

It’s true hahaha

[K-I-S-S]

Hi..

[Aphrodite801]

Lame afff wtf