Which is a better picture for dating sites?

[Anonymous]

Which one makes me look the most attractive? What about the least d*uchey (personally, I don't consider that to be a bad word but I kinda censored it due to algorithm reasons)?

Double-flexed-up shirtless photo

Punch-you-in-the-face tank-top selfie

Single-flexed-up workout image

Shirtless mirror pic

Updates

+1 y

Unfortunately, I have decided against using any of these pictures for Tinder or Photofeeler. I will instead use one of my pictures that I took at Target

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

I see you are in marketing.

Then you should know how to sell the product and attract the attention of customers.

Imagine, you are a product,

Make a research? What do women find attractive?

If most women don’t find chubby men attractive, then hide it. Show what’s the best about you.
No need to show off pics from gym unless you are sweating hard from a workout and the result can be seen obviously.

Results can’t be seen in these pics, actually it’s the other way around.

You have cute eyes, try to change your style to hide your chub, since not many women are into shirtless photos, not to mention shirtless photos of chubby guys unless they have some sort of kink or already established romantic feelings towards you which makes them attracted to you regardless of your appearance.

Take a pic of your face, without flexing and showing of the body.

Show your body off 6 months later in your before/after pics.

Don’t take my words in a bad way, I think you are cute and funny. But these pics are not the best pics of you I think.

[Screenwriter]

I was trying to say this nicely, but Mr. Thing didn't want to hear it from a boomer!

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

@Screenwriter Whoa…

Little does he know no one likes men who insult people.

Especially for their age.

@spiralshape You’ll be 65 too, if you don’t piss off too many people, so try to be nice with others, cause all girls dislike disrespectful men.

Plus, looking at your comments you are the only one acting like a “boomer” here. So, control yourself 😘

[Asker]

I said it as a sarcastic joke because I know boomers aren't into younger guys with skinny shredded abs

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

Also, 65 is pretty young and a great age to hear advice from ;)

[Screenwriter]

Ah, but Femme, what does a "boomer" act like? There's no cookie cutter older person, just like there's no cookie cutter young person. I say he's acting like an ass. Call 'em like I hear 'em. Thanks for your support!

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

@Screenwriter

I am not a native English speaker and never really used the term boomer and no one has used it around me, so I had to google the term to see what it exactly meant -

“A 'boomer' [in this case] is an older, angry white male who is shaking his fist at the sky while not being able to take an insult. “

That’s what Google said and I assumed that was said as an insult by the Asker, that’s why i said “acting like a boomer”, cause he was not being able to take the criticism.

[Screenwriter]

I think younger guys who are moderately shredded are fetching. Again. Please don't make assumptions about a group based on age. That isn't enough shared.

[Screenwriter]

That definition is too narrow. HA! OK Boomer is an insult aimed at anyone over a certain age. i. e., someone born between the years when Baby boomers were born, saying they're old and ignorant of what's happening with younger folk, or uninformed, out of touch in general; senile. Never heard it tagged to "white males shaking their fists" at younger generation. I'm sure there's various versions. It's a putdown, is most of it.

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

@Screenwriter

Thanks for explaining.

Didn’t know the definition of that word but I disagree with it.

My grandpa was born in 39 and grandma in 47, they are people I respect and listened to the most, and they were more progressive than most youngsters are.

So, my respect to you and your opinion.

[Squaresquirrel]

Honestly? I wouldn't use any of them.
D is the best out of those, but even that is a bad photo. What's with that pose? Why shirtless? Don't get me wrong, but on a dating site, you should only show your shirtless self if you have nice abs. Plus, loose the hat, that's duchey in itself.

[Asker]

"Nice abs" is subjective. Where in the Constitution does it state that a man has to have surgerical six-packs to show off his abs? Some girls find my abs attractive

[Squaresquirrel]

Listen, you asked a question and this is my opinion. I didn't mean to offend you but I thought you wanted honesty.

[Guy13]

You are PERFECT as you are…It’s just a matter of finding the right website for you.

BLOBS ARE US website will make you Centerfold

[Guy13]

Post Update: Dude ditch those shorts…take them OFF NOW.-It may be to late, already😂 Second pic less shorts.
Those shorts make you look like:
“ITZY Bitzy Teenie Weenie…. 🌰
”yellow polka dot bikini” IMMEDIATELY came to mind 🧠 .

[jshm2]

None. Unless you're trying to entice a fucking bear or redneck.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

None of these, you should take a normal pic, shirt on, less posey, less armpit hair

[Screenwriter]

Just a picture of your face. All the workout stuff is unnecessary.

[Asker]

Ok boomer

[Screenwriter]

Why are you insulting me? I'm trying to give you valuable info. As in, your face is your best feature and the gym as a background is too busy. I've taken a few photography courses. If you didn't like what I said, ignore it. I work out and lift weights on machines and use free weights, too. I think that's not the FIRST thing people want to see. Good face, good smile is.

[dorksided1]

No girl looking for longterm will take these pics seriously just saying, put a shirt on!!! What is it with guys and no shirts?

[zeitgeist057]

someone had to say it

[Anonymous]

C would’ve been the best option bc it shows your face clearly, if only you didn’t have your hand up showing off your armpit like that lol You have great eyes so you should put more focus on that in pictures and show them off!

[Flower7]

Just try taking a simple photo. There’s no need to be so animated in all of the pictures. That makes the pictures look odd.

[Apulu_3]

You don't have to be shirtless or pose dramatically. You will scare away girls instead of attracting them with your hairy body.

[lrina]

uhh the armpit and chest hair really seems to not have a good effect on most women.

[Anonymous]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/wpPe8UISVEk

Please don’t take offense this is just the first video came to mind

[Asker]

Unironically, that is my favorite character on South Park

[Opinion Owner]

Mine too after randy and mr garrison

[Redstang88]

None of those are gonna help your cause lol

[Asker]

Not if you're a nice guy. Better be afraid because ever since the 1990s (maybe late 80s) girls have always been into bad boys like justin bieber, morgan wallen, will smith and snoop dogg

[Asker]

eminem too.. and ESPECIALLY mac miller

[Redstang88]

If you think those pics say bad boy you are sorely mistaken

[zeitgeist057]

@Redstang88 but but but did you notice they were taken at THE GYM? lol

[zeitgeist057]

@spiralshape seriously though bud, I would recommend A: Have a shirt on for your main pic. B: have someone else take a photo or set it up timed camera, so it's not a selfie. C: more natural, less pose, maybe even smile unless you have terrible teeth.

[CallmeTheKnight]

Stay off dating sites bro. You'll just be wasting your time

[anylolone]

At least trim. It does magic.
If you are chubby, hide the chub, lean in on those arms and shoulders.

[lofii]

Girls gotta be down bad if they letting this Chewbacca looking ass mf smash 💀

[luvstoned4him]

love C but not the pose

[Anonymous]

The lack of self-awareness sometimes just amazes me.

[Imsmurter1]

The one where you’re not showing your armpit hair

[Asker]

Second pic?

[loveslongnails]

How about E) None of the above

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Punch-you-in-the-face tank-top selfie

[oliversamuel]

Haha that guy in the mirror just looking at him

[Anonymous]

The ones with the halo in the background are best.

[MrJMM]

Just the picture of your face should do the trick.

[Anonymous]

None of these are good for a dating site.

[Iron_Man]

Lol none Put a shirt on

[Mrsnry]

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