What's the single most unoriginal line cheaters use?

[lilyanony1]

This guy I knew tried his luck, he has been the carer for his wife of 14 years and decided to tell me how unkind she is to him.
And how much he tries but how little she cares.
Anyways boring!
Cheaters gone try anything to get anything...

[Anonymous]

Signs she is fucking someone else:
-“he’s just a friend”
-“it’s not like that”
-“I don’t think of him that way”
-“he’s like a brother”
-“I’ve known him my whole life”
-“Trust me, there is no one else”.

-If she leaves out a specific name every time she mentions a group of people, she is 1000% fucking or will be fucking that person.

-“you need to trust me”
She is trying to keep you from finding out shit and wants you to stop asking questions

-“I can’t make you believe otherwise” or
“I know you won’t believe me but...”
She is trying to shame you into believing a lie.

If she mentions a weird truth that makes you feel she can be trusted, but makes her look vulnerable. Ex: “Some random dude asked for my number today.”

-When you are out, she contacts you (calls or facetimes) a bunch of times it’s because she knows how she is acting when she is out and the guilt makes her think you are capable of the same evils.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I had a woman lie to me about her age, she was like really 10 years older than me so whatever other lies didn't she admit to me?

[lilyanony1]

Huh?

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Sorry I was loss and get off track excuse me

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Thanks for Most Helpful Guy :)

[Chris8586]

All the married people online looking for an affair that I've encountered have all said the same thing. "That their spouse talks down to them, they're always arguing and they don't have sex anymore."
isn't it nice how married people go to the internet looking for others rather than communicating with each other these days?

[Bluemax]

It was just sex. She meant nothing. You and I make love.

[legalboxers]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/sTMgX1PDGAE

going old school...

[NathanDavis]

it meant nothing? I am only guessing here... lol

[lilyanony1]

Losers!! I don't get the behaviour honestly keep it in the pants

[WhitneySnow]

“My girlfriend/wife doesn’t get me”

[Massageman]

- - - - sorry, hon - - - - - -

[Fromdusktilldawn]

I accidentally fell on top her... naked

[Andres77]

"it was an accident"