While in the throes of passion, I called the woman I was with the wrong name. I have no idea why I did that, but needless to say, she wasn't happy. The really weird thing is that the name I called her was not even someone I knew... it was someone in my fantasy dreams.
Lost my temper. Not at her, but I was with her. Didn't end well and she had to de-escalate the whole thing and get me out to the car after. Luckily that's the only time I've really lost it while we've been together, and I paid for it but we're still together so thats good.
I was working out with a trainer I thought what was cute and he had me do burpees and my shirt started riding up and my belly flopped out over my pants and started bouncing around and I saw his face and he then said “wow you have a lot more weight to lose than I thought” I nearly died
Years ag I walked into our office and was chatting with my friend. She asked me what I was doing and I told her I was scratching my balls, which I was but she could not see me doing it because of the counter. I don't know how that came out of my mouth.
I cannot believe I'm admitting this or reliving a potential PTSD cause At a restaurant, I was sitting on a wood chair and I farted. The wood was like megaphone. * hangs my head in shame* Lmao
I was in a dorm lounge kicking back and reading. There was no one else in the room and hadn't been for like half an hour, so I felt comfortable letting a nasty fart. About 20 seconds later this cute girl I had a crush on walks in looking for her friend. She gasped and immediately exited.
Nothing specific other than if I force myself to talk when nervous I combine words or say a sentence that makes zero sense. Sometimes its not even words just me noises because I changed my mind just as I start to speak. That has happened 4 or 5 times.
When I was 14 (I’m 16 now) I really liked this boy. We used to hang out heaps and he liked me too. For some reason, I would just stare at him and have giggling fits. Just freaking stare. Everything I did with that guy is so embarrassing.
I’ve been approached by a badass Colombian woman. Tall as hell, with a giant natural ass and she won’t even fat. Nice body. I tried to suck some titties and get my slong eaten but she didn’t want that. She wanted conversation. I only did that because she came onto me like a wh0re
I was on a Brunch date and I pour coffee on my pancakes because I thought I was pouring syrup and my date stared at me weird in then she laughed like crazy.
I turned to wave at them while riding my bike and faceplant, pick myself and the bike up, limp along a bit and ride off. Damn you, gravity. That was when I was like 10 and in elementary school
by the way I was wondering, if I could ask you a question. I have a friend, Iron_mn, who was wondering why you blocked him. He would like to apologize, if he was rude or said something to upset you
I didn't exactly behave appropriately in my early teens (undiagnosed autistic), but a one that sticks out is when I gave my high school crush a stuffed gorilla, and found it ripped at the end of the day.
She didn't rip it herself, she's not a bad person. Her friend did.
I wasn't embarrassed from my past, I was embarrassed for being stupid. I should have just taken care of him orally.
I don't think he was embarrassed, but more like hurt and devastated. He became distant for a couple of months, and I thought he would dump me. He realized that the past is the past and he got over it.
On a warm summer's evening On a train bound for nowhere I met up with the gambler We were both too tired to sleep So we took turns a-starin' Out the window at the darkness The boredom overtook us And he began to speak He said, "Son, I've made a life Out of readin' people's faces Knowin' what the cards were By the way they held their eyes So if you don't mind my sayin' I can see you're out of aces For a taste of your whiskey I'll give you some advice" So I handed him my bottle And he drank down my last swallow Then he bummed a cigarette And asked me for a light And the night got deathly quiet And his face lost all expression Said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy You gotta learn to play it right You've got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em Know when to walk away And know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' at the table There'll be time enough for countin' When the dealin's done Every gambler knows That the secret to survivin' Is knowin' what to throw away And knowin' what to keep 'Cause every hand's a winner And every hand's a loser And the best that you can hope for Is to die in your sleep"
I should have played my poker hand better. I fucked up.
Go on any dating site or even just this site. Look for one of them stupid "how do I look" questions.
Say this: "You look great in that outfit, but is the only color it came in?"
It's a trick that pickup artists use. It's called "negging." You've given her an awesome compliment, and then stole 50% of the compliment back. Now she will demand you return the 50%. All the other guys on here, the dating sites, clubs or parties will give her a 100% compliment. But you're different. You're not a simp. Now you will be the ONLY guys she's interested in. Now she will be following you around the party like a lost puppy. She will demand you tell her what you meant by that statement.
Bambi: Thank you, but what do you mean about the color? Just: What do you mean? Bambi: You asked me about the color. Just: I said you look amazing. Bambi: But you asked about he color of my dress. Just: I just have and eye for this sort of thing, and women ask me for advice. That's it. Bambi: So what color would be good for me. Just: It's a color that most women can't wear, and don't have in their wardrobe. Bambi: I might have that color. Just: OK, I think you would be amazing in yellow. Bambi: I have a yellow dress at home. Just: Yeah, right. Bambi: You don't believe me? Just: Yes, I believe you. I need to go get a drink. Bambi: I don't live far from here.
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While in the throes of passion, I called the woman I was with the wrong name. I have no idea why I did that, but needless to say, she wasn't happy. The really weird thing is that the name I called her was not even someone I knew... it was someone in my fantasy dreams.
Lost my temper. Not at her, but I was with her. Didn't end well and she had to de-escalate the whole thing and get me out to the car after. Luckily that's the only time I've really lost it while we've been together, and I paid for it but we're still together so thats good.
I was working out with a trainer I thought what was cute and he had me do burpees and my shirt started riding up and my belly flopped out over my pants and started bouncing around and I saw his face and he then said “wow you have a lot more weight to lose than I thought” I nearly died
Years ag I walked into our office and was chatting with my friend. She asked me what I was doing and I told her I was scratching my balls, which I was but she could not see me doing it because of the counter. I don't know how that came out of my mouth.
That’s really funny
Too many to count but I am certain my most embarrassing moment is yet to come.
Good think I have learned to laugh at myself too.
The ability to laugh at oneself is a useful trait. I often get too embarrassed and end up overthinking and cringing at myself that night haha
I cannot believe I'm admitting this or reliving a potential PTSD cause
At a restaurant, I was sitting on a wood chair and I farted. The wood was like megaphone.
* hangs my head in shame*
Lmao
I was in a dorm lounge kicking back and reading. There was no one else in the room and hadn't been for like half an hour, so I felt comfortable letting a nasty fart. About 20 seconds later this cute girl I had a crush on walks in looking for her friend. She gasped and immediately exited.
Nothing specific other than if I force myself to talk when nervous I combine words or say a sentence that makes zero sense. Sometimes its not even words just me noises because I changed my mind just as I start to speak. That has happened 4 or 5 times.
When I was 14 (I’m 16 now) I really liked this boy. We used to hang out heaps and he liked me too. For some reason, I would just stare at him and have giggling fits. Just freaking stare. Everything I did with that guy is so embarrassing.
Yes my family and I was at church we all standing around and my 6 year old son says. Daddy smokes a unicron
Omg lol
Lol I had to quit
I’ve been approached by a badass Colombian woman. Tall as hell, with a giant natural ass and she won’t even fat. Nice body. I tried to suck some titties and get my slong eaten but she didn’t want that. She wanted conversation. I only did that because she came onto me like a wh0re
I was on a Brunch date and I pour coffee on my pancakes because I thought I was pouring syrup and my date stared at me weird in then she laughed like crazy.
I ran away. He laughed and found my extreme shyness amusing.
I turned to wave at them while riding my bike and faceplant, pick myself and the bike up, limp along a bit and ride off. Damn you, gravity. That was when I was like 10 and in elementary school
by the way I was wondering, if I could ask you a question. I have a friend, Iron_mn, who was wondering why you blocked him. He would like to apologize, if he was rude or said something to upset you
I didn't exactly behave appropriately in my early teens (undiagnosed autistic), but a one that sticks out is when I gave my high school crush a stuffed gorilla, and found it ripped at the end of the day.
She didn't rip it herself, she's not a bad person. Her friend did.
That’s sad
Too bad her friend did that
The dumbest thing I ever did was hand my boyfriend this condom. They were left over from my ex. I just wasn't thinking.
I'd imagine that you weren't the only embarrassed one...
@Just4ThisNow2
I wasn't embarrassed from my past, I was embarrassed for being stupid. I should have just taken care of him orally.
I don't think he was embarrassed, but more like hurt and devastated. He became distant for a couple of months, and I thought he would dump me. He realized that the past is the past and he got over it.
Got it. Makes sense. This demonstrates the importance of good communication so as not to breed resentment or other avoidable issues.
@Just4ThisNow2
I love this song...
On a warm summer's evening
On a train bound for nowhere
I met up with the gambler
We were both too tired to sleep
So we took turns a-starin'
Out the window at the darkness
The boredom overtook us
And he began to speak
He said, "Son, I've made a life
Out of readin' people's faces
Knowin' what the cards were
By the way they held their eyes
So if you don't mind my sayin'
I can see you're out of aces
For a taste of your whiskey
I'll give you some advice"
So I handed him my bottle
And he drank down my last swallow
Then he bummed a cigarette
And asked me for a light
And the night got deathly quiet
And his face lost all expression
Said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy
You gotta learn to play it right
You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done
Every gambler knows
That the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' what to throw away
And knowin' what to keep
'Cause every hand's a winner
And every hand's a loser
And the best that you can hope for
Is to die in your sleep"
I should have played my poker hand better. I fucked up.
Have a listen to the A Cappella version of it by Home Free.
@Just4ThisNow2 I will.
I attempted to teach a guy a few tricks on here, but he won't use them. He just wants to be a victim.
That’s unfortunate, teach me a few tricks then. Send me a message.
@Just4ThisNow2
Go on any dating site or even just this site. Look for one of them stupid "how do I look" questions.
Say this: "You look great in that outfit, but is the only color it came in?"
It's a trick that pickup artists use. It's called "negging."
You've given her an awesome compliment, and then stole 50% of the compliment back. Now she will demand you return the 50%. All the other guys on here, the dating sites, clubs or parties will give her a 100% compliment. But you're different. You're not a simp. Now you will be the ONLY guys she's interested in. Now she will be following you around the party like a lost puppy. She will demand you tell her what you meant by that statement.
Bambi: Thank you, but what do you mean about the color?
Just: What do you mean?
Bambi: You asked me about the color.
Just: I said you look amazing.
Bambi: But you asked about he color of my dress.
Just: I just have and eye for this sort of thing, and women ask me for advice. That's it.
Bambi: So what color would be good for me.
Just: It's a color that most women can't wear, and don't have in their wardrobe.
Bambi: I might have that color.
Just: OK, I think you would be amazing in yellow.
Bambi: I have a yellow dress at home.
Just: Yeah, right.
Bambi: You don't believe me?
Just: Yes, I believe you. I need to go get a drink.
Bambi: I don't live far from here.
Ooh, that makes sense. Send me a message so I can ask you all sorts of other questions!
@Just4ThisNow2
Do you know why Tolga Tanriseven started this site? ↗
Way to think outside of the box.
I threw up on a guy I was dating at a restaurant where he ordered escargot. 😔 Not my finest moment in life but, he insisted that I try it.
I went to casually cough and let out a quiet fart. It was far louder and lo ger than I expected. I died a little on the inside
Once when my crush was saying bye I replied him bye but as he turned back I squealed excitedly. He saw that
I should have said, I like to organise, instead it came out, I like to orgasm, there were a lot of people round,