So my crush has an identical twin sister. We were in the same class as them. One day i picked up a flower and gave it to her. She was like omg😱🤗i told her that i love her and stuff and she told me that she's feeling the same way. Suddenly i realized the mole on her arm. She doesn't have a mole. Her twin does. That was the moment i fucked up and had to date her for 2 weeks. I never get the chance to date my crush because of that🥶
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I donāt think Iāve embarrassed myself in front of a guy I liked beyond acting too interested in him.
Drunkenly hit on my crush... a lot... and very drunkenly lol.
Embarrassing part... she is very straight.When I was in the 7th grade, the school had big testing for the 6th graders. The 6th graders usually had first lunch (because there were 4 lunches in all) but they didn't that day. Some people probably think it's not embarrassing but for me it was. VERY. ---- anyways, instead of the 6th graders having first lunch, my team did (team just means groups of grades). And I knew my schedule, because the teachers told us that same day that we would be having first lunch, so I remembered that. First lunch came and I went there just fine. After lunch I went pathways and knew where to go.
But turns out I didn't know where to go and got startled when the bell rang. I knew I wasn't supposed to leave just yet, but I completely forgot about having first lunch and was so used to having the last lunch, that I sprung up / hopped up (not literally), pushed in my chair, closed my computer and left the classroom. I stood in the hallways, spinning in circles wondering where to go. I went to my next class for some reason (I can't remember why) and then I looked to see that everyone was sitting. Then I looked behind me and realized no one was in the hallways and no one else had left. Then it hit me. Class didn't end.
I didn't remember that my team had first lunch, and I completely forgot all about staying until 12:50. I turned back, walked in the class with my head down, and then I pulled out my chair, sat down, and opened my computer. I felt so humiliated and stupid. A couple of kids looked at me, but then they got back to what they were doing. OH--- I remember why I forgot to not leave... it was all because of my crush. I was looking around the classroom because I had all of my work done and then I heard a zipper and saw my crush with his backpack, so as soon as the bell rang, I left without thinking. For the rest of the class time, I sat down with my head down feeling stupid. After a while, I went up to the teacher to let her know that I had accidentally left the class. After I told her, she had explained once again that the class would end at 12:50 and we'd leave to go to our last class. But the worst part is... my crush sat behind me like in a diagonal way, and from the corner of my eyes I had this feeling he was smiling or laughing a bit but silently. That just made me feel even more dumb because I remembered that he was in that classroom.
But maybe he was laughing because I did it without thinking or maybe because he found it kind of funny. It did make me a bit upset that he was there, and he seemed to be smiling, but it wasn't that bad... maybe he was really laughing because a few months later something that was almost the same thing happened to him.
The teacher had told us to shut down our computers and it was about 12:15 or close near 12:15 and I put my computer away after she said it, while others just sat in their seats. I stood up in front of the door waiting for the bell to ring, then it rang at 12:20. My crush must have been near, but he and 2 other girls had gone out of the classroom must have not checked the time, but they left at the time other students were returning from lunch. Now that made me laugh and smile. He turned back with the 2 other girls as they were laughing because they accidently left as he just went back to the classroom silently. I don't know if he was embarrassed or not, but it made me laugh a little (secretly - he couldn't see my face), only because he seems like a lost little puppy, and although he's a year older, he was just a little wobbly and cute when he walked.
Long story short, that was the most humiliating thing I've done in front of my crush. I may have tripped on the stairs in front of him or almost fell over in front of him too, but leaving an ongoing class was more embarrassing...The most embarrassing thing? I peed in front of a college girlfriend. I really needed to pee and was staying overnight on the women's side of the dorm. I really needed to go to the bathroom and asked her if she'd be willing to help me to get into/out of the women's bathroom without getting caught or getting in trouble... Little did I know that she had a major pee fetish. Granted, I had always been curious to see a woman urinate, but I had no idea what was in store for me once her pee fetish came out into the open. She agreed to help me use the women's restroom so long as I let her watch while I went. I agreed so long as she'd let me do the same and watch her pee. The idea started racing through my mind on the way to the bathroom. Unfortunately, as soon as we shut the bathroom stall, stage fright kicked in. I WANTED to relieve my full bladder but felt entirely unable to do so. It was as if I had forgotten how to urinate. She was looking between my legs while I attempted to urinate, and this only made it worse. We stood there for quite some time. I felt like a fool with his D^CK in his hand (pun intended). This was just the start of the experience (let alone many to come afterward), but it would take too much room to share. If anyone is interested, they can DM me. LOL.
I don't know if this really counts, but, here goes - - - - -
(background info - I learned a lot about mechanical things, and general workshop info from my grandpa and dad, even when I was as young as 8 or so.)
Anyway, one day our un-mechanically-minded neighbor was having problems getting his mower running. One day he told my dad, "This thing fell off my mower. Is it important? I think this washer broke."
I blurted out in all honesty as only a 10-year-old boy could do: "That washer's not broken: that's a LOCK washer!"
The neighbor looked a bit saddened: my dad covered for me saying that he'd have to take a closer look in his shop to see if was a lock washer or just broken (knowing darn well it was a lock washer). I miss both our un-mechnical neighbor and my dad.Omg tooooo many tbh. But thankfully that is in my past now. I saw and realised my bad ways and finally changed for the better.
I used to be toxic, I blame that on a few things, but thatās no excuse. Which in turn made me do some things that Iād look back on and be extremely embarrassed about, wish I could take back, but that would cause me to do more things that Iād wish I could take back.
But you live and you learn. You canāt live with regret, you just have to move on and past it. Ekkkk yuck. It was pretty damn horrible and nasty.
Iām way to embarrass to even say what they are. Soz.I opened up to her to such a level that even my parents were not exposed to.
That was the most embarrassing moment in my life.
Feels sad that she was the one telling all the students she knew or her friends telling other students, that she had rejected me. It was a stupid thing she did, for herself.
I did not care for such things even then and now, but now, it is such that I would not, ever open up to anyone ever again. It may seem like it, but it would not.Things I did years ago were embarrassing and wish I could take them years back they hurt someone's feelings, I was going through a mental illness and didn't mean it but I ask God for forgiveness, so this makes know not to become possessive over females that I'm friends with or in a relationship, thank God for medications for mental illness I'm taking them faithfully and say my prayers 👼🙏
I was sort of close to my Aunt, who was a massage therapist. She saw clients at her house. One day I was visiting her and I noticed she didn't clean up the massage room after her client left. The sheets were thrown into the corner. I asked her what was up. She said her client got up after the massage and started to masturbate. She left the room while he did this. After he left she just didn't feel like cleaning it up.
Well, my Mom and Grandmother came to my Aunt's place for lunch. My Mom and Aunt were in the kitchen and I was in the massage room with my Grandmother. My Grandmother asked me why hasn't cleaned up the place. I told my Grandmother that one of her clients jerked off and cum all over and she hasn't felt like cleaning it up.
Later on that day, my Mom took me aside and scolded me for talking that way to my Grandmother. I felt so embarrassed.
I was in my veterinarian's office about a year ago, and she had hired this incredibly beautiful receptionist, and as I waited to be seen with my cat Allister (for his well-kitty checkup) we had a long and interesting conversation. After Allister was done, he and I were going to walk out and I got into another conversation with her and awkwardly asked her out, to which she responded "I would love to! Here's my number!" and handed me a card. I was just sort of stunned and told her I would call and turned to walk out.
I instead walked right into a closet.I was absolutely staring at the guy I liked. I didn't see this piece of wood sticking up from in between the concrete in the sidewalk where I proceeded to trip and go head first into a brick pillar as the wood piece slapped hard back at the pavement creating THE loudest sound known to mankind. He looks up and sees me dive bombing along with everyone else nearby, I barely catch myself from getting a concussion, and stumble back up. My natural response is to laugh at myself so I looked slightly insane and caught him looking at me like "what a weirdo." I gathered what little dignity I had left and just walked off.
My old female roommate/landlord said (with no provocation) that I must get āshoved into the friéndzone a lotā right in front of her very attractive friend when we were getting drinks at a bar.
I was doing marketing work for her in exchange for rent at the time. I couldnāt say anything but I wish it was legal to backhand her for saying such a horrible comment.Most stuff I just find funny
Such as choking on a slightly spicy pepper, burning my throat and nostrils
I just laughed and she thought it was funny too
Or when a different girl was holding my hand and making strong eye contact
That stuff makes me uncomfortable and I started to say something about it and it made her turn away quickly and shocked, but I said no no and finished my sentence haha. Didnāt embarrass me
But one thing that is embarrassing is theā¦ that thing below growingā¦ growing bigger? Ugh Iām embarrassed even now
Iām just like go away. I donāt know if she wants to sEe it. Like when getting off the roller coaster, man how do I hide it? I swung out by my arms and put my hands in my pockets to uhhā¦ to try and move it. Hoped she couldnāt see it, but I mean itās what sheās asking for if she holds my hand haha
Happened with another girl too ugh hahaIāve always had a bit of a crush on my next door neighbour who is 4 years older than me. When I was 18 I was out with my cousins in the garden, my neighbour was on his own at the time getting a BBQ ready and heard an entire conversation of my cousins picking on me and calling my feet cheesy and ugly.
My cousin isnāt normally rude to me but out of all days he chose that day to be rude. Why couldnāt he have kept it indoors? Anyway, after that my days of feeling hot and attractive when I got my neighbours attention were over. Iām just embarrassed every time I see him now. He was definitely listening to the whole conversation because we were quite loud and he was dead silent. I remember he stopped to turn and look at me for a while, the next time he saw me after all that happened 😭😭In 10th grade I flashed a young substitute teacher! I noticed he kept staring between my legs, I guess he was hoping to catch me at the right angle to be able to see up my skirt, so I just opened my legs and gave him a look! Although HE responded positively, ie: He gave me a smile and a winkā¦ I felt personally embarrassed! I was ashamed of the fact that I had done that, it was SO uncharacteristic of me!
At a dinner table with my exs family I once got up on the table and pissed on everyones faces and their food. Then I shit on the turkey. Everyone pretended nothing happened and continued eating. That was nice of them. And then I punched the baby in the face and everyone applauded. It was a great day lool
I had too many margaritas and danced on the coffee table in just my thong at a house party once. Thankfully, the only guy who saw me was my boyfriend (now husband), but pretty much all the girls there saw me. He was sweet about it, threw a blanket around me, carried me to bed, and told me Iām done for the night. In the morning, I was so embarrassed and really hungover!
Must have been that one time I had a boner infront of a girl I liked at work. Yes, she noticed. She laughed.
I knew the only thing I could do was keep working. So I did. I had a series of bad and embarrasing encounters at that workplace.. but that must have been the worst.probably way too many things to count, but I just never really get embarrassed like that easily cause I find it hilarious so I just end up laughing at myself the most hahaha
When I was in school and pantsing was a thing then. In front of my crush someone pulled my pants down and my underwear in front of her. Well, sheās my fiancée now so I guess she liked what she saw? Lol Iāll ask her if she remembers.
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