Girls lose interest as soon as I tell them I mow lawns for a living?

[red324]

Like you can see the disappointment in their facial expression it's ridiculous. Guess I need to make a joke out of it. I could be like every girl wants to fuck the lawn boy ;) Just FYI I've told several girls in the past that I own a landscape business then on the date they ask follow up questions and find out i just work alone and usually stay to basic lawn maintenance. Judge trying, mulch, mowing etc. I'm just so tired of my career holding me back in the dating world. This has happened countless times.

[NathanDavis]

that reminds me of the days I was 18 and would tell girls that I drive a Mercedes for a living... and then they were quite intrigued and interested about that, lol...

the Mercedes..

[red324]

Lmao. Grant it you were only 18 so it probably didn't matter, but did they lose interest when they realized you drove a garbage truck?

[NathanDavis]

not really... it was just a joke about me not actually having a car to drive... lol

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As they say don’t judge a book by it’s cover & mowing lawn makes money. The guy that cuts the lawn on my companies property makes $100,000.

[PatriceONeal]

Rip she gone bro. That lawn mower personality ain't slapping

[red324]

They're all gone.

[PatriceONeal]

Good riddance I say 🙋

[007kingifrit]

well you could just tell them it makes a lot of money

[PatriceONeal]

Seriously no cap. Just lie.. they do it all the time lol

[moonpie89]

F em then. That's fine with me

[red324]

I think when they get to my age they're focused on finding a good supporter so they can have kids or have their kids taken care of.