What would YOU do if the love of your life washed ashore one day and was passed out?

What would YOU do if the love of your life washed ashore one day and was passed out?
Call an ambulance
Perform CPR!
Sing a sing about how i want to be a part of their world and that its starting right now (time it as the tide crashes into the rocks for dramatic effect)
Smack them a few times until they come to
Attempt to move them to a safer location
Just rest beside them until they come to
I would do something else (say what)
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What would YOU do if the love of your life washed ashore one day and was passed out?
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