If you could make a street sign for yourself (or for an ex…), what would it be?

[Anonymous]

[AviatorTom]

For my ex...

For me...

[Asker]

Lol that’s hilarious!

But why the wildlife crossing? 😆

[AviatorTom]

Ever hear of "a wild and crazy guy"?

[Anonymous]

I would put these in front of my ex's house.

[Asker]

These are all so perfect lol

[Smashingdoozy]

Zoned out
Not ignoring you

[Still-alive]

i approve lol

[Asker]

Lol Imma need these signs as well for myself

[ConspiracyTheorist]

Up the old dirt road,
Rock hard,
Beware narcissist on board
You might get more then you asked for

[Asker]

Lol these are awesome!

[Guy13]

Watch your speed

[Asker]

Oh and why is that? 😆

[Guy13]

I am Conservative and you may speed, squeal your tires while operating gear shift, and bottom out on my speed bump while in my lane.
While cruising elsewhere I expect Grandma thick black visor-shades and 35pmh on the other roads and left lane

[Guy13]

😎……

[ProVox]

My ex's would be: "Bitchy When Awake"

[Asker]

Lol if only they actually have this warning sign irl

[ProVox]

Ikr 😆

[Anonymous]

Watch out for aliens.

[Asker]

Does that mean you’re “out of this world”?

[Opinion Owner]

I wish, lol. 😂

[CAPTAIN-OBVIOUS]

No loitering

[Asker]

Good one!

[CAPTAIN-OBVIOUS]

Can I take you out on a date?