Guys, if you see this message on your property, how would you react? Ladies, if you see this on your man’s dashboard, what would you do?

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GoodManDave · Accepted Answer

I’m single - And for ages. I would assume it was either a prank, or a mistaken identity thing. If there’s a number, I might look it up or call, but if it’s just the “call me! I’m pregnant!” Sign with no identification, I’d just say “congrats, whoever you are”, and crumple up the paper and go about my life.

I MIGHT call up any platonic girl friends I knew and ask just to be sure, but otherwise…

I would hope that any girlfriend/wife I would have wouldn’t just assume and get upset - that they would trust me, but who knows these days?

Googlemyahoo · Accepted Answer

Call me I’m pregnant…. No name or contact # throw in garbage continue with life

sheenagwapa · Accepted Answer

that could be a big lie any girl can claim anything so gotta find out first

dustybiker · Accepted Answer

I’m going to start doing that. Needed a fresh theme for boredom.

OlderAndWiser · Answer

I would think it was either a joke or intended for someone else, because I am 100% faithful to my partner.

DannyUk2017 · Answer

If i fuk it up (washed my dirry clothes) in someone else's vagina, and knowing that i have a girlfriend/wife at home, i would say i'm screwed. Because either is true, either "she wants to talk urgently".
If i know i'm CLEAN, then could be a few things... Either someone is Fancy me , and wants my Attention BAD...
Either someone wants to play a PRANK on me, and have nothing to do...
Either someone CONFUSED me with someone else and tries to tell me (his girlfriend/wife) she's pregnant with me...🤷‍♂️

ohsheeT · Answer

I say no speaky English and then I get on the next flight to the Moon LOL

First of all if I am going to have sex with somebody I'm going to like them and I would probably be having a long-term relationship with them I would freak out for the moment but then reality is it is what it is and it's time to deal with it and you make it the best thing possible that it can be it's a choice

D-Pad_Chad · Answer

Laugh because they put it on the wrong car. Afterwards say a prayer for the poor bastard who it's meant for. After that I'd make sure nobody's looking and put it on a random car before driving off.

ObscuredBeyond · Answer

That would be a prank. Not a funny one either.

I may flirt, especially with you, Pinay, but the last time I gave up any of my seed to any woman, was that cheating manipulator in 2014 that I once believed I was going to marry, until the truth came out. No woman's baby bank has seen me make a deposit since.

I don't know what would drive anyone to this level of boredom. But it's pretty scummy.

MysteriousDarkness · Answer

There are three reasons why I would take this as a joke.
1. There is no contact info.
2. For the entirety of my relationship I have only had sexual relations with my girlfriend.
3. Never given semen to a sperm bank.
She would want to know who left it and I would tell her that I don't knowwho would. On top of it she is the only one I have been with since we been together sexually in the last 9⅔ years.

NathanDavis · Answer

I would just know it's a joke...  or think they got the wrong vehicle it would be hilarious though... if the hand writing were exactly or very similar to someone I actually know, lol

peterrezeeek · Answer

if i really love her i call her and i marry her... and we can complete our lives together. for sure it required money to marry and get the baby...
if i had sex with her for money and i paid her then i will not love her for sure i should be known and love her to marry

melanieeeB · Answer

My humor would take over.. I would just laugh and start making stupid jokes about him being a baby daddy and me a sugar momma for him and his baby momma etc

AviatorTom · Answer

At my and my SO's age, I would ignore it... or maybe try to find out who really left it on my car, because they've got the wrong car... and the wrong guy.

If I later found out that my SO did it, I would tell he "Very funny!"

BlueScorpio · Answer

I would bring the note in and ask if hi if he want s to explain this shit cause last time I checked. I don't have the ability to knick up anyone lol

Cecinene · Answer

Actually people can fake it just to take advantage of the other person. But as for me, I will surely carry out some investigation to find out if it is true or false.

Aakash_Hangargi · Answer

Well there is no phone number on it , so we can knock it of as parnk lol

magiusX26 · Answer

have some friends hack into the security system's cams and find out who left it so i can have them put on a federal watchlist.

or just throw it away with a laugh. you never know who all you may be trying to prank, just saying.

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

Honesty I would take if off of my vehicle & put it on someone else’s car & wait to start laughing.

ZackBan · Answer

If she has to go through all that it means I blocked her on my phone and if I did that I did that for a reason

God_of_Thunder · Answer

Well, considering I haven't fucked anybody but my recent ex in a  very  long time, I would just throw it away.

delta50 · Answer

I would assume it’s a prank and I’d laugh. Now if it was a text message that would be different…

Zolly99999 · Answer

I'd laugh... because i know it wasn't me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

ShadezMcgee · Answer

Would return the favor if I knew who it was saying I had an STI and to get checked.

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