Guys, if you see this message on your property, how would you react? Ladies, if you see this on your man’s dashboard, what would you do?

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GoodManDave · Accepted Answer

I’m single - And for ages. I would assume it was either a prank, or a mistaken identity thing. If there’s a number, I might look it up or call, but if it’s just the “call me! I’m pregnant!” Sign with no identification, I’d just say “congrats, whoever you are”, and crumple up the paper and go about my life.

I MIGHT call up any platonic girl friends I knew and ask just to be sure, but otherwise…

I would hope that any girlfriend/wife I would have wouldn’t just assume and get upset - that they would trust me, but who knows these days?

Googlemyahoo · Accepted Answer

Call me I’m pregnant…. No name or contact # throw in garbage continue with life

sheenagwapa · Accepted Answer

that could be a big lie any girl can claim anything so gotta find out first

dustybiker · Accepted Answer

I’m going to start doing that. Needed a fresh theme for boredom.

OlderAndWiser · Answer

I would think it was either a joke or intended for someone else, because I am 100% faithful to my partner.

DannyUk2017 · Answer

If i fuk it up (washed my dirry clothes) in someone else's vagina, and knowing that i have a girlfriend/wife at home, i would say i'm screwed. Because either is true, either "she wants to talk urgently".
If i know i'm CLEAN, then could be a few things... Either someone is Fancy me , and wants my Attention BAD...
Either someone wants to play a PRANK on me, and have nothing to do...
Either someone CONFUSED me with someone else and tries to tell me (his girlfriend/wife) she's pregnant with me...🤷‍♂️

ohsheeT · Answer

I say no speaky English and then I get on the next flight to the Moon LOL

First of all if I am going to have sex with somebody I'm going to like them and I would probably be having a long-term relationship with them I would freak out for the moment but then reality is it is what it is and it's time to deal with it and you make it the best thing possible that it can be it's a choice

D-Pad_Chad · Answer

Laugh because they put it on the wrong car. Afterwards say a prayer for the poor bastard who it's meant for. After that I'd make sure nobody's looking and put it on a random car before driving off.

ObscuredBeyond · Answer

That would be a prank. Not a funny one either.

I may flirt, especially with you, Pinay, but the last time I gave up any of my seed to any woman, was that cheating manipulator in 2014 that I once believed I was going to marry, until the truth came out. No woman's baby bank has seen me make a deposit since.

I don't know what would drive anyone to this level of boredom. But it's pretty scummy.

MysteriousDarkness · Answer

There are three reasons why I would take this as a joke.
1. There is no contact info.
2. For the entirety of my relationship I have only had sexual relations with my girlfriend.
3. Never given semen to a sperm bank.
She would want to know who left it and I would tell her that I don't knowwho would. On top of it she is the only one I have been with since we been together sexually in the last 9⅔ years.

NathanDavis · Answer

I would just know it's a joke...  or think they got the wrong vehicle it would be hilarious though... if the hand writing were exactly or very similar to someone I actually know, lol

peterrezeeek · Answer

if i really love her i call her and i marry her... and we can complete our lives together. for sure it required money to marry and get the baby...
if i had sex with her for money and i paid her then i will not love her for sure i should be known and love her to marry

melanieeeB · Answer

My humor would take over.. I would just laugh and start making stupid jokes about him being a baby daddy and me a sugar momma for him and his baby momma etc

AviatorTom · Answer

At my and my SO's age, I would ignore it... or maybe try to find out who really left it on my car, because they've got the wrong car... and the wrong guy.

If I later found out that my SO did it, I would tell he "Very funny!"

BlueScorpio · Answer

I would bring the note in and ask if hi if he want s to explain this shit cause last time I checked. I don't have the ability to knick up anyone lol

Cecinene · Answer

Actually people can fake it just to take advantage of the other person. But as for me, I will surely carry out some investigation to find out if it is true or false.

Aakash_Hangargi · Answer

Well there is no phone number on it , so we can knock it of as parnk lol

magiusX26 · Answer

have some friends hack into the security system's cams and find out who left it so i can have them put on a federal watchlist.

or just throw it away with a laugh. you never know who all you may be trying to prank, just saying.

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

Honesty I would take if off of my vehicle & put it on someone else’s car & wait to start laughing.

ZackBan · Answer

If she has to go through all that it means I blocked her on my phone and if I did that I did that for a reason

God_of_Thunder · Answer

Well, considering I haven't fucked anybody but my recent ex in a  very  long time, I would just throw it away.

delta50 · Answer

I would assume it’s a prank and I’d laugh. Now if it was a text message that would be different…

Zolly99999 · Answer

I'd laugh... because i know it wasn't me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

ShadezMcgee · Answer

Would return the favor if I knew who it was saying I had an STI and to get checked.

genericname85 · Answer

i'll take the note and throw it in the trash. nobody is pregnant from me. i'm 100% certain xD cause if i didn't fuck someone in the last year, nobody can have my baby.

Havthrills · Answer

About time! We keep trying and now, finally! Honey, we need to talk.  If that actually happened and I was with someone. Lol. Good way to get out of a bad relationship

AddylynnNightingale · Answer

"What an idiot. She must be blonde, forgot to add a number."

andreasderjuengere · Answer

I would not know which of my various contacts could have written this :D But I DO know that I had a vasectomy :D :D :D

MCheetah · Answer

It's kinda hard to get a woman pregnant will none of them will let you near her vagina...

Finchie40 · Answer

I would laugh and crumble it up and throw it and say it Ain’t mine

Andres77 · Answer

Wow…that’s just evil. sounds like someone needs their tires slashed so they’re not so bored.

Sevenpointfive · Answer

it's a good excuse to not give a dollar to the panhandlers that come up to me

loveslongnails · Answer

There's no name or phone number - how do I know which of the 2 dozen or so girls I fucked in the last month it's from? :-D

MrPickles13 · Answer

I can kinda see the funny side but also how it could cause a massive amount of anxiety. I just know it wouldn't apply to me so maybe just a light laugh and bin it.

silkjames · Answer

IL write congratulations on the paper to who ever u are 👍🏽😂😂!

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

If I had a SO I would think she was telling me she was pregnant

pizzalovershouse · Answer

Sounds crazy an I haven't seen a window flyer sense covid started an I like how your post are intriguing

Rangers · Answer

I'd roll my eyes because I haven't had sex in 3 years and I'm infertile, so not possible

ChiTown33 · Answer

Someone has a similar car to me apparently. I'd take it off my wishield and throw it away.

es20490446e · Answer

Probably someone asking for money. Not worth it.

jamesgoldman · Answer

Know if had got anyone pregnant they be asking for a 7th or 8th birthday card

TroyDT2 · Answer

I'd laugh. I have CBAVD so my pistol only shoots blanks, so to speak.

bolverk · Answer

Wonder WTF! I'm not in a relationship with anyone and not had sex in more than a year!

Still-alive · Answer

"hmm some punk kid probably" *crumples it up and tosses away. drives off*

Neilbud · Answer

Their is a certain act that has to happen here. It hasn't happened in a while. So I would know something was up.

Smartman5 · Answer

If I'm married, I think my wife wrote it, I get very excited. If I'm not married and I haven't had sex, I think it's a mistake or a joke.

Guardian45 · Answer

Hey! Did you steal that from my windshield?  No, then HK! Yes, then... It Wasn't Me! https://youtu. be/6fg9EY5LjYI

Fuentes · Answer

I know all the girls I smash and I can check their social medias to know if there prego or not and that 9 month paranoia is always scary..

zagor · Answer

Yeah, not mine, unless the kid has already been hatched and is walking and talking.

dudeinohio · Answer

I know who I'm doing. Pregnancy is an impossibility.

Jamie05rhs · Answer

Lol. It wouldn't phase me. I know for a fact it's not mine.

Sparkie460 · Answer

I'd take it off my car and put it on the car next to me.

HaveNoName · Answer

I would add... "Sorry, I am not an OB/GYN", and put it back where i found it.

red324 · Answer

That doesn't mean shit. She may not know who the father is and goes down the list

BlurryHaze · Answer

Probably get a lottery ticket as I have a better chance scoring a prize than scoring a girl. 🤣

VanguardTitan · Answer

I'd laugh cause I'm a virgin and there's no way anyone's gonna want to sleep with me 😂

Snakeyes7 · Answer

It would concern me... if I had a girlfriend.

In_Trance · Answer

Who would take it seriously when there's no phone number

krisluv · Answer

Me, I would show up at her house and take her hand and tell her I love her..

Cedman · Answer

I know it is a prank, my hermit ass hasn't been with a woman yet.

midnightmoon05 · Answer

I throw it out.

motownplayer2000 · Answer

Throw it away. It’s not possible

Chazmatazz269 · Answer

Wrinkle it up and throw it in the recycle bin.

Guy13 · Answer

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