Girls, tear my dating profile to shreds?

[Alcoholic_Wannabe]

I'm only ever getting likes by human whales and it's starting to piss me tf off.

[LazerBean]

The neck beard is gross, the hair cut is feminizing. The way you checkmark with your hand in that one picture screams chronic redditor. you're smile indicates strong social anxiety. Either that or it's like your mother never took pictures of you and this never had the opportunity to scold you for smiling weirdly. Mentioning your dick is off-putting and low class.

[Alcoholic_Wannabe]

Wasn't smiling. It's the angle.

[LazerBean]

Well it still looks like an extremely poorly done smile, but honestly a man who doesn't smile for pictures is just as off-putting.

[Alcoholic_Wannabe]

Telling me I should smile more?
Maybe you should talk less. 😛

[LazerBean]

You asked, I didn't 😛

[Alcoholic_Wannabe]

Hey I just worked with what you gave me. 😏

[LazerBean]

I don't understand what you are insinuating.

[Alcoholic_Wannabe]

"Maybe you should talk less" is the #1 female comeback to a man telling her to smile more.

When you said not smiling is off-putting I immediately knew what I was gonna do LMAO.

[LazerBean]

Weird, can't relate.

[Alcoholic_Wannabe]

That's an L

[LazerBean]

An L for someone who retorts something irrelevant when he gets what he asks for.

[Alcoholic_Wannabe]

Potato.

[LazerBean]

So charming and witty. No wonder only land whales bother looking in your direction.

[Alcoholic_Wannabe]

You're right. Hotter women only like men who project intelligence as opposed to actually having it.

[LazerBean]

Coping hard. Why all the negativity towards someone providing what you asked for?

[Alcoholic_Wannabe]

You think you're special because I'm speaking realistically with you?
Check your ego.

[LazerBean]

So you're saying you are just an asshole to everyone 😂 I suspected as much. Have fun being alone 👌

[Izzy_3991]

Um, so you are upset that larger women (human whales) like your profile pic?

[Alcoholic_Wannabe]

I don't want to hear it.

Get to tearing.

[Izzy_3991]

You want me to roast your pics?

[Alcoholic_Wannabe]

Give your unfiltered opinion on how I can make my profile more attractive.

[Izzy_3991]

Oh OK.
Um, better lighting, haircut, shave and smile 😃

[BlackBeauty90]

Gods you have a ROTTEN attitude throughout your entire profile. Some proper spelling & grammar would be nice too.

Good luck finding any woman who isn't a whore or prostitute.

[Alcoholic_Wannabe]

Expecting communication and privacy in a relationship is a rotten attitude?

[Alcoholic_Wannabe]

Not exactly the burn you thought it was.

[BlackBeauty90]

No you nasty prick. You say that her family shouldn't have any say in her thoughts, etc. Most people take into consideration what their family says. The only ones that don't, don't care about others.

[Alcoholic_Wannabe]

You're right.. I CAN think for myself.

You're not proving anything other than that you're a pathetic sheep.

[BlackBeauty90]

I happened to sue & win that lawsuit against a state government, bitch. So much for being a pathetic sheep.

What you are is a moron with a nasty attitude and typical antisocialism. Nothing more, nothing less. Typical persona of an abusive individual - as obvious by how you say you don't want the woman's family involved so she can not ask them "is this right" what he's doing, etc.

[Anonymous]

Good looking guy, good profile cuz it's honest. You'll find the one.. eventually.

However, seeing your recent opinions, you seem like a dick, so you might want to try to be nicer person. I can only imagine how you come across when you message women

[Anonymous]

Your attitude is enough to turn any woman off.

[Alcoholic_Wannabe]

In the profile or is this just you having worthless personal issues with my question?

[Izzy_3991]

Haha! Legit! I was thinking the same thing. Bad attitude.

[Alcoholic_Wannabe]

If I was a woman with this attitude, you two would love me for it so stfu.

[Izzy_3991]

Nope. I would avoid you like the black death 😂
There are enough catty women out there as it is. Although, most grow out of it once they leave high school

[thedaffodils]

You look a lot like the Irish Kieran!!!

[Alcoholic_Wannabe]

Ballin

[thedaffodils]

Ballin?~balling?

Phrasal verbs... These are really hard to understand and I always come across them...😤

[Alcoholic_Wannabe]

"Gee wilikers, ain't that somethin?"

[thedaffodils]

Yaahahahaa ! Not adding the "g" in the end of a word doesn't make you cool!😏😅
somEtHiN’!

[Alcoholic_Wannabe]

Perhaps not.

But it makes me sound more New York than already am.. which is a yay for me. 😊

[thedaffodils]

Oh yeah! That’s kinda cool! ( Awesome However I go with the British accent ~ it’s Ow-sm) lol

[Anonymous]

You Re 🖐🏻 some babe

[Alcoholic_Wannabe]

That's nice

[drizzl3]

the 1st picture of you is nice

[rossbutler]

Not my type.

[Alcoholic_Wannabe]

Fair.
Anything more general?

[La_isla_bonita23]

@rossbutler Eat poop, girl!

[rossbutler]

Actually i tend to like girls more.