I’m not great with texting, but I tried getting practice with a spam text, how did I do?

[Anonymous]

Should’ve ignored the long text and jumped to asking if I can be hooked up with Tiffany

I prefer talking to person instead of texting, which is one of the reasons I haven’t asked a girl out in 2 years (another being I haven’t seen anyone checking me out). I’ve been losing weight in the past year and hopefully things should pan out better.

[Guy13]

Look at your bad self seizing an opportunity when presented...

[Asker]

What are you saying? Are you saying I should’ve skipped the long text and asked the texter if I can be set up with Tiffany?