What is something you learned about your girlfriend only after moving in together?

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

The first girl I lived with was a sleepwalker. I woke up one night to find her standing in the kitchen buck naked making a sandwich in her sleep. Not just any sandwich though, she made a peanut butter pickle sandwich. I didn't even know that was a thing. Needless to say, after that I hid the pickles before we went to bed. You never know what she could do in her sleep.

[Jamie05rhs]

Yo, that sounds hot a f. Naked AND making a sandwich? I would have thought I had died and gone to heaven.

[WanderingLoveWizard]

Should've hid your pickle instead

[Jamie05rhs]

@WanderingLoveWizard Lmfao 😆

[WanderingLoveWizard]

Lol!

[RavVid]

@WanderingLoveWizard I would have least tried. Sleep walking and sexosomnia are linked.

[WanderingLoveWizard]

Sounds like a dream come true

[RavVid]

@WanderingLoveWizard I did have girlfriend who was a sound sleeper and liked to wake to an orgasm. She would have a cat that got the cream look on her face in the morning twilight.

[MementoMori777]

Damn bro I was actually interested on what I was gonna read here but I seen this cycle twice already and still nothing, maybe my comment will get shit started

[EricSummer]

She has a completely different rhythm of eating compared to myself. She will have lunch much later and then dinner so late that I would starve after work. She is self-employed so she does not really have a fixed end point for work, while I'm in a classic office job with canteen at 12 noon.

Also, the way I prepare food is much faster, usually based on vegetables, meat or fish fried in a pan with olive oil and spice mix. By contrast, when it's her turn she starts when she is getting hungry, but then takes really long from there. Once I was happy she started early, but that was because she wanted to marinate fish for several hours.

No worries though. We find a way. I mean even Pesephone and Hades found a way to be together, though they were on different timings in the day and the seasons.

[Miristheiss]

They never shut the bathroom door when they go.

[RavVid]

That she was absolutely useless at interior decorating.

[Jamie05rhs]

Lol. Is that important to you?

[MisterKuulius]

@Jamie05rhs Yes. Most men considering marriage expect to find a woman who can make a house into a home.

[RavVid]

@MisterKuulius It is important because if you invite somebody in you want your home to look good. I'm a guy and I'm not gay so I'm genetically incapable. Plus I was brought up on a farm where a neat line was as much as you aimed for

[Jamie05rhs]

Interesting. I myself would never let a woman decorate. They always fuck things up and make it look like a tea party or a spa or some shit. I personally think that's gay a f, and I'm not really interested in living in a house like that.

[Randomly_rational]

Jamie, "gay a f", really? We're

[Randomly_rational]

* not in secondary school. Guys are allowed to want help with decorating for various reasons. I don’t buy the "genetically incapable" argument (sounds like he’s just not interested in doing it right but won’t admit it), but one can not want to do stuff and have the other person do it. Be it a professional decorator or a spouse.

[Jamie05rhs]

@Randomly_rational That is just my opinion. 🤷

[RavVid]

@Jamie05rhs Yes the bedding in particular morphs into frilly stuff. I'm rethinking...

[Jamie05rhs]

@RavVid See? You know what I'm talking about. LOL

[AliSulayman]

She loves food more than me 😂

[Fes13]

I need me time