How do I convince my girlfriend to keep her hair long and never cut it?

[Anonymous]

Like for instance Jessica Alba, I love her long hair. If I was her husband, I’d demand her to leave her hair that long and never cut it. Another thing I’d do if I was her husband is hug and kiss her a lot every day and night and play with her hair. I’d also let her know I married her for her hair.

I don’t have a girlfriend right now but I definitely want a woman with long hair and will leave it long for all eternity. Everyday, I’d be hugging her, kissing her, and playing with her hair and kissing her hair. I’d want her to know that when she leaves her hair long all her life, I’ll marry her. When she leaves her hair long, accepts hugs and kisses from me, lets me play with her hair, and lets me make love to her and her hair, that means she loves me.

[Anonymous]

Routinely look at girls with short hair and say you don't like thier hair. You might even say how "she'd look better with long hair like yours" to your girlfriend. It let's your girlfriend know you like her hair without being directly critical of it. And you're telling her intermittently that you don't like that girls hair length reinforces the possibility in her mind that if she cuts it, she might be the next girl you're saying that about.

[Anonymous]

I love long hair. In fact, if my wife would cut her hair I’d divorce her

[Asker]

I’d do the same thing.

[Opinion Owner]

Good for you man!

[Asker]

As it is, what’s the point of being in a relationship with a woman if she’s not good looking? There’s no point. As for me, I have to be attracted to a woman for her looks for a relationship to last. If she cut her hair really short, it’s a turn off and a dealbreaker for me.

[ritxi]

You don't have a girlfriend nowadays, so I think it isn't about convincing her to keep her hair long, it's about finding a girlfriend who wants that. I also love long hair on girls, but not for convincing her, I love her intention of keeping it long. That kind of girls use to be pickier than average, therefore you'll need to be so attractive to make them love you.

[strateguy632]

the tone voice is key, i recommended saying, i really like how you look with that long hair, pause, then if she wanted short say, but be pretty for me." maybe that work better than bossy.

[virtualwasp]

no idea, im getting mine cut tomorrow. let her do with her body and hair as she wishes.

[Asker]

A woman like that isn’t what I want. If I was dating a woman like that, I’d break up with her in a second. If I was married to her, she’d see the divorce papers. Looks matter to me in the dating world, no exceptions. As it is, her looks matter to me, no exceptions. No exceptions mean no exceptions.

[Asker]

If she did what she did with her body and hair as she wishes, she has to break up with me. I’d break up with her anyway. I definitely don’t want a woman that looks like a man. I’m definitely not a homosexual.

[virtualwasp]

do you think bobs look homo? i dont want to look like a dyke

[Anonymous]

By showering her with love and telling her