
You can ho under, but not over

You can ho under, but not over
ariadneR wants to hear from Guys only. Login to share your opinion.
As for me I’m going to shop around for s better bargain & before I agree to the terms & conditions I have a few questions.
1. Is Sales Tax Included?
2. Do I Get A Receipt?
3. Is There A Money Back Guarantee?
4. If There Is Money Left Over Do I Get Change?
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$2.50 Medium Boobs
$1.666666667 ($1.67) Small Booty
$2.00 Loyal
$1.00 Intelligent
$1.00 Twisted Sense Of Humor
$2.00 Great Personality
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TOTAL $10.17
(Loyal Customer Discount ) $1.00
Sales Tax $0.50
Shipping & Handling $0.21
Final TOTAL $9.88
Tip $0.10
New Total $9.98
Cash $10.00
Change Due $0.02
$3 can cook, $2 great personality, $2 loyal
Neither big booty nor big boobs are criteria for me to date a woman since at the end it depends on the emotional connection to have a long-term relationship. That doesn´t mean physical attributes are not important since I need to consider her attractive to have a long-term relationship.
Looks I could do it for $5... Great personality and loyal... I would pay for big boobs or booty... average would be fine.
$5 big boobs
Now that the physical is out of the way...
$2 great personality
$2 loyal
$9 total
Can cook $3
Great personality $2
Loyal $2
Total = $7
The options are pretty crappy, though. I don't want out of proportion "big" boobs or butt. But I do want good looks. And what about heterosexual with a strong libido? 😁
Yeah but, chances are, she'd leave me for another guy with a lot more money.
Oh! From that list of stuff? Great tits and personality and loyal. I can teach her how to cook AND I get to keep a buck!! WOOHOO!! I'M RICH!!
The only two "must haves" are loyalty & great personality.
Since I have some money left over, I'll add "can cook" but even that's not important. I don't care about the other options.

I’ll cheat and say medium boobs and medium butt for $2 each ($4 total), then $2 for personality and double up and take $4 for extra loyalty.
If I can’t do that then it’ll be big butt, personality and loyalty for $9 total.
3 dollars for amazing boobs
3 dollars for Nice bubble butt
2 dollars for nice
2 dollars for loyal
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Total = $9
Knock big boobs and big booty right off of that list, get her all put together, package 'er and get 'er shipped out to me, pronto!
I only spent $4! Now I'm gonna pay you $6 to fuck off
Loyal, bad bitch, can cook, great personality
I hope you can give me change, because Big Boobs.
How many beers can I get for 10 dollors (spelling is intentional) to manipulate my perception?
I guess, I'm good.
3 for cook...2 for loyal...2 for personality
Id be happy cookin together at times or learning from her
I’d only end up spending $4. Theirs only two traits on there that I’d actually want.
She can stay out of my kitchen because cooking is my thing.
You can't even get a cheap hooker anymore for ten bucks so how am I going to pay for my ideal woman?
Great Personality - $2
Loyal - $2
Can Cook - $3
The rest really aren't important... I'll just spend the remaining $3 on a McChicken
I can pick one with a great personality and who is loyal with either a big butt or big boobs. That works for me.
what exactly does "bad bitch" mean?
Loyal, great personality, divine boobs 😍 i love boobs!
Give me the loyal cooking one with personality, I won't fail to propose this time round
Easily. What do I do if I got 6 bucks left over?
My ideal would cost well less then $10 off the list provided here.
7$ loyal, good personality, can cook (we could cook together which sounds heavenly)
Loyal, great personally and big booty. She can learn to cook and I'll keep a buck lol.
She can cook, she's got a great personality and she's loyal.
Big boobs.
Big booty.
Loyal.
Great personality.
I went over but don't care. 😂
Loyalty will always be #1 in my book. Personality second. Boobs and I'll put a dollar into can cook so she has enough skills to cook with me.
i can build 2.5, no need for big boobs
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