You can ho under, but not over
As for me I’m going to shop around for s better bargain & before I agree to the terms & conditions I have a few questions.
1. Is Sales Tax Included?
2. Do I Get A Receipt?
3. Is There A Money Back Guarantee?
4. If There Is Money Left Over Do I Get Change?
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$2.50 Medium Boobs
$1.666666667 ($1.67) Small Booty
$2.00 Loyal
$1.00 Intelligent
$1.00 Twisted Sense Of Humor
$2.00 Great Personality
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TOTAL $10.17
(Loyal Customer Discount ) $1.00
Sales Tax $0.50
Shipping & Handling $0.21
Final TOTAL $9.88Tip $0.10
New Total $9.98
Cash $10.00
Change Due $0.02
Most Helpful Opinions
$3 can cook, $2 great personality, $2 loyal
Neither big booty nor big boobs are criteria for me to date a woman since at the end it depends on the emotional connection to have a long-term relationship. That doesn´t mean physical attributes are not important since I need to consider her attractive to have a long-term relationship.
What Guys Said
Looks I could do it for $5... Great personality and loyal... I would pay for big boobs or booty... average would be fine.
$5 big boobs
Now that the physical is out of the way...
$2 great personality
$2 loyal
$9 total
Can cook $3
Great personality $2
Loyal $2
Total = $7
The options are pretty crappy, though. I don't want out of proportion "big" boobs or butt. But I do want good looks. And what about heterosexual with a strong libido? 😁Yeah but, chances are, she'd leave me for another guy with a lot more money.
Oh! From that list of stuff? Great tits and personality and loyal. I can teach her how to cook AND I get to keep a buck!! WOOHOO!! I'M RICH!!
The only two "must haves" are loyalty & great personality.
Since I have some money left over, I'll add "can cook" but even that's not important. I don't care about the other options.
I’ll cheat and say medium boobs and medium butt for $2 each ($4 total), then $2 for personality and double up and take $4 for extra loyalty.
If I can’t do that then it’ll be big butt, personality and loyalty for $9 total.3 dollars for amazing boobs
3 dollars for Nice bubble butt
2 dollars for nice
2 dollars for loyal
- $5 - Big Booty
- $2 Great Personality
- $2 Loyal
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Total = $9Knock big boobs and big booty right off of that list, get her all put together, package 'er and get 'er shipped out to me, pronto!
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